Dr. Oskar Sarkon
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I handed in my resignation today to the Urbit Foundation. I will no longer be working in the Urbit ecosystem, and I'm saddened that it had to come to this
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Prototype of urbit Twitter done, can’t wait to kill this hellsite once and for all
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Urbit wins bc we r the only web3 ecosystem doing gain of function research on zoomers
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Network Spirituality <- u r here
Blood memories
Relinquishment of psychic trauma
Urbit powered exocortexes
Bicameral reversion
Completion of the karmic cycle
Apotheosis
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gigabit urbit has been achieved internally
(yes a whole gigabit a second in Ames)
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Reminder: I will give free planets to all Miladies
Thank you
@1d34h4z4rd
for onboarding me and
@hastuc_dibtux
for my planet. My urbit is up and running, still have little exposure but I’ll spend the weekend deep diving. Feeling genuinely excited =]
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I’m quitting the Urbit foundation and pivoting to complaining about Urbit as a career. I’m looking to raise a series A, please consider investing
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At the heart of urbits cult technology is the utter ecstasy of writing hoon. Pure excess, being spilt into the computer, becoming bricks for window-throwing and civilisation-building. Changing the fate of the world has no right to be this fun
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Aversion to how the sausage gets made is the hallmark of deeply unserious people
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AFFIRM:
I am the great artist
I am in a manic & volatile state
I am three days ahead of the police
AFFIRM:
I am the great artist
I am in a manic & volatile state
I am three days ahead of the police
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Killing the browser is the great altruistic cause of the 21st century. Webdev is an entire industry that harvests suffering for money
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The bull case for urbit is all about a zoomer led breakout from the current Millenial Occupied Government (MOG). You have to grow up alongside urbit as a platform to really understand its promise. We will have our kwisatz haderach soon
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If this keeps up I’m gonna have to quit working on urbit, I’m fucking overdosing on whitepills and hope for the future, my doctor says it’s not good for me
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Absolutely not true. No one on the board has reached out to me, clearly because they don’t want to listen to the people that care about the project.
We welcome direct dialogue with any community member who wishes to discuss our plans or share their thoughts. Together, we have the opportunity to build something truly revolutionary.
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The way forward is simple: it's time to kill the browser. This is the only thing that will buy us a permanent 10x improvement in the quality of apps being shipped on urbit.
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Funding secured, im gonna fix computing forever
The way forward is simple: it's time to kill the browser. This is the only thing that will buy us a permanent 10x improvement in the quality of apps being shipped on urbit.
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Urbit: as it lives and breathes
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The right of the people to keep and bear helium shall not be infringed
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POV: the divine mandate is flowing through your fingertips
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we've read the room and have now successfully removed "nock" from urbit. Your programs are now executed in almost real time by an employee in a low labor cost country
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me explaining i don't use obfuscated variable names in a normie uglifyJS kind of way, but in a wittgensteinian-futurist Arthur Whitney cyber-borgesian network spirituality kind of way
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Choose JavaScript. choose 1000 npm dependencies. Choose es6, lerna, webpack, babel. Choose responsive CSS for a billion screen sizes. Choose wasting away on another CRUD app. Choose an Adderall addiction just to cope with it all.
But why would I want to do that
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This is the only rational choice, the future where urbit does not succeed is not a future worth living in. Put everything on the line to avoid total civilisational failure
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Me opening my editor: yeah im a totally urbitpilled hooncel. I’m basically going nock mode and giving martiancore vibes
My 32 year old pair programmer: I think god should kill you
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Serial Experiments Lain is the only true guidebook to zero to one thinking, the thiel book of the same name is just a distraction
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An urbit is your immune system for the upcoming info-apocalypse
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I AM Freaking OUT. THE YEAR IS 2023 AND urbit IS NOT FINISHED???? WHAT ABOUT THE PROPHECIES??? YALL HAVE LOST MY interest.
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Concept: Bloomberg terminal, built with lisp, but over all possible markets, not just the SEC approved ones. (It’s urbit)
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There is no token I love you
GroundWire 01: a response to recent events on the
@urbit
network, and proposals for its future - from myself,
@hastuc_dibtux
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@rovnys
, and
@SethFeibus
.
Long live Mars.
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Thermopylae in cyberspace
Number of Javascript devs in the world: 17,000,000
Number of Hoon developers in the world: 400?
TomeDB on Realm will let 17 million normal developers build p2p, crypto-native applications.
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Shrubbery's not dead
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Why is Liam being stupid, reckless and impulsive? - t. someone who I have explained the concept of second puberty to.
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Everyone missing the real alpha, which is to find a proficient hoon dev, begin cohabiting, and you simply absorb the hoon at all times. This is because hoon is fundamentally psychic warfare
Can anyone tell me the best way to learn hoon as fast as humanly possible?
@urbitfoundation
@urbit
@urbitcommunity
@hodzod_walrus
@m_tron99
@HoliumCorp
@tirrelcorp
@QuartusCo
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Does anyone know of helicopter evacuation services that take crypto?
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Going to become an alcoholic to prove you can still write hoon with severe brain damage
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Urbit will complete the system of network spirituality
- Elaborate on that
No
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going live at noon EST to write some urbit native UI
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Shrubbery is far bigger than Urbit. It will still manifest its world historic destiny as the transcendental computer at the end of time.
friendly reminder that urbit is shrubbery
this is so close i can smell the fertilizer
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urbit is the funpill!
you need to laughing maniacally as you burn web2.0 to the ground
you need to be hooning in the uber to the rave as you come up hard on a candyflip
your friends should be concerned about you, because nobody should ever have this much fun
urbit will be deflationary long term for software costs, both dev and maintenance. and as software continues to eat the the world, this will be meaningful.
more importantly though, urbit as a unified, hyperefficient dev environment makes building software fun again.
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update 2024/4/11: after writing telegram trading bots inside shrubbery, the project now funds itself
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Writing urbit is, and always has been, reverse engineering life until it looks like the weapon it always was
Writing a novel is, and has always been, reverse-engineering the internet until it looks like the weapon it always was
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ATTN BLIMPDAO MEMBERS:
VISIBILITY IMPAIRMENT DEVICE IS IN PLACE ABOVE MANHATTAN. ASSAULT BLIMPS ARE LAUNCHING IN 5 MINUTES
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What people struggle to realise is that the insanity is the point. Violence of liberation, you must be forced to be free.
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Urbit needs to be more performance art, not less
in order to be the hero of a Borges story, one must first write said Borges story. s*b*st*ck in bio
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Scaring the TSA agent with a series of increasingly bizarre mechanical keyboards in your carry-on: That’s Urbit
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Only a combination of ketamine and urbit will free you from the goo
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Support the continued development of shrubbery
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This account is pro AI-acceleration, pro nuclear proliferation, pro DIY biological weapons. Anything else is just regulatory capture
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TOTAL NAMESPACE VICTORY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED INTERNALLY
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You shouldn't need a """product team""" to build something that's nice to use on urbit. The fact that this is even being considered is an indictment of the whole "oh let's just use JS to build frontends" approach, which was a mistake
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I would like to set the record straight:
No, I don't know what shrub is.
Yes, it is driving me psychotic.
Yes, I am comfortable with that.
I am enlightened
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Our local schizo can now see the shrub. Can you?
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this is directionally correct, but misses the larger issue:
writing apps with good UX is too hard (entire state replication layer is totally fucked in JS), so people invariably cut corners
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Household currently descending into its 3rd day of anarchy as arguments continue to flare over who smashed the $500 vial of Chinese neuropeptides; catboy has locked himself in room, refusing to comment
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Ketamine sponsored by Urbit Native UI
Urbit is coming to Europe! Save the date for Urbit Assembly 2023 & Urbit Week in Lisbon this year.
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Im standing at the intersection of the right, the true, the beautiful and the profitable. (It’s called urbit)
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The smartest builders and thinkers I know spend their weekends, and often most of their waking hours on Urbit
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Imagine if uhhh somebody uhhh hypothetically uhhhh combined all of these things uhh
Deadly infohazards for bright young programmers:
- Lisp
- Engelbart
- Hypertext
- Smalltalk / No True OOP
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"He who makes a zoomer of himself gets rid of the pain of being a millennial"
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Did you see a sign out the front of my house that said Large Noun Storage
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The urbit won’t work unless you open your heart to it
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Each day I get up and weep gently over a cigarette; mourning all those urbit apps I don’t have the time to write. I console myself with the idea that these will be written someday, by some lucky hooner, more food for the urbit egregore-infovore
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this is samsara, we suffer here
(i'm writing another chat app)
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Nobody has any clue what’s about to hit them
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Things urbit needs:
- Devs
- Time
That’s the list, sorry but everything else is irrelevant.
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Just borrowed against my miladies for a downpayment on a Salvadoran stem cell clinic
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