Thee Green Witch
@xhersian
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I run hot
It’s somebody out there rn…still sleeping with the fan on. 😭.
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Me telepathically letting someone know I’m interested in them 😭😂
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And the b stands for “borrow”.
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Aretha Franklin speaking on Toni Braxton 😂.
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Me in the threesome trying to figure out who’s going to eat my ass first.
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@icedoutpateks She’s sick, “I do think my pool is a little prettier than yours” andhsjkamaks 😭.
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Me watching his story and realizing I been through the whole friend group
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Me walking up to my DL boo and his wife while they out at dinner.
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I don’t understand coming out. I’m just going to show up with a man on thanksgiving one year and they’re gonna have to accept that
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She’s literally me
one thing i have noticed over the years is that black people LOVE the amazing world of gumball lmaooooo.
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Me at the spinnanight after smacking one of my cousins in the face with a doll house 🥲
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My face is so fucking round. This is why I don’t smile! ☠️. Yes I got a fat ass neck
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Me after not showing up to a family event in ten years 🥴.
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Like… all in the name of her man 😭 (she ain’t give a fuck about her damn daughter)
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Everything
What are you liking less and less as you get older ?.
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Wanda: “You break the rules and become a hero, I do it and I become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair.". Doctor Strange:
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I’ve done my fair share of dishes during quarantine, there’s nothing worse than washing dishes with leftovers in the sink 😖. This is a game changer! Only at
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