Dr. Bhaskar Ⓥ
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♈️🔫 #Vegan c1994 straightedge4life PolSci & JD @ UCDavis now SiliconValley, #USSoccer #MLS SJQuakes ex-OakAs ⚽️ soccer punk history film politics #VoteBlue 🌊
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@paraga A lot of people seem to have trouble parsing through corpo / legal / PR speak, so here's a helpful guide to the only two parts of this statement that matter:
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@bubbaprog He puts up his hands when armed police approach him:."That's not him, although he appears to have a guilty conscience. ".K9 starts mauling him:."That's not him, although he appears to be a similar height?". 😂🤦♂️.
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@stack_janton99 Wow the Twitter algorithm really wanted to take you specifically down a peg or two this evening….
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@AmandiOnAir This isn’t just a Trump thing, remember Paul Ryan with the GOP House interns, and then the House Dem interns posted their own photo
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This is hilarious
This account of HTS officials asking Syrian state bureaucrats what their jobs are is just superb
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@johncardillo @GavinNewsom Reminder that conservatives had no problem with kids wearing masks to protect them from HIV:
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@Acyn How did he not just reference Trump’s statement, but get the quote exactly right all this time later, when appearing on national television from a protest. what a legend.
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@TalibanPRD__ @AnonKreature Your supposedly heroic warriors were unable to legally capture 1000 trees? 😂.
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@elonmusk @hankgreen Which one of these is the “advertisers” and which one of these is the “activists”?. Which one of these two people did you block on here, and which one did you laugh at their crap meme?
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@goldscience77 I mean "above ground pool" has been the "I grew up poor" joke in the US for literally decades. .
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@kissmyfreedom @demsmight @elonmusk Musk lied and said Maxwell photobombed, but they clearly posed together for the photo, and he had a conversation with her? And also he gave Epstein and his entourage a private tour of his company?.But go on simping for the richest man in the world on the app he just paid $44B for
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@SomeTweeter420 Wow shocking turn of events that "End Wokeness" turned out to be Jack Posobiec who is literally a Nazi. no one could have seen that twist coming!
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@William19515163 @jaimetoons @rlyeh “No negative intentions”?? 🤯. 1: She lied about knowing the people who lived there, and then called the police on the guy who *actually* lives there. Over chalk. 2:
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@DavidSpade Why would you phrase this as “a GI Jane joke?” instead of “a joke about a woman with alopecia”? 🤔
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@debz4cast @LeftistUnity Founding fathers screwed up by not going with American States United smh.
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@bobcoles13 @FAspokesperson With the UK government encouraging fan hostility targeting the players:
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@micah_erfan Which is why when Texas finally flips to a blue state in the next decade, every Republican will turn against the electoral college.
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@therecount Martha McSally is a true AMERICAN HERO and we need more Republican Senators like her!!. Thank you for flipping two Senate seats blue in two years, @MarthaMcSally.
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@ninaturner At the time of the RNC, Trump was the heavy favorite to win and be the next President, and yet there were less than 1,000 protestors at the RNC, to protest Trump who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem, literally uses Palestinian as a slur, and told Netanyahu to “finish the job” 🤔.
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@KaivanShroff @joncoopertweets Whereas countries with the worst Coronavirus responses seem to have leaders who look like this
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@AJamesMcCarthy "How could someone NOT become absolutely addicted to this hobby?". other people tweet out cool pics so I don't have to buy expensive equipment or go outside in the cold and dark.
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@louisafloftus Wonder why these architecture enthusiasts don’t like The Contemporary Jewish Museum…
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@tomgara @JordanUhl I’m sure all the right wing “free speech on campus” orgs will flip out over this and get her reinstated 👍.
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@nkreu113r @tompawnbadil @ParagonReborn No response to this from the Christian and Bible expert?? 😂.
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@TEStoneWrites George Washington’s Letter to the Hebrew Congregation of Newport, Rhode Island
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@JOHNNYRYAN101 What’s wrong with the rat why isn’t he eating the pizza or taking it home for his family
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@kissmyfreedom @demsmight @elonmusk They're screenshots from articles. Google the text and you can find them for yourself, it's not rocket science.
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@USA_Polling need a sitcom where these three are roommates and can't make up their minds about anything . "Three Indecisive White Girls"
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@bariweiss “I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.
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@rob_sheridan Wasn't there a story like six months ago about how Elon Musk insisted the upcoming Cybertruck not have a steering wheel at all because by the time it came out there would supposedly be full self-driving, and Tesla execs just completely ignored him and put in a steering wheel. .
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@MsArielKnox @joshgerstein “9pm PST”. Putting it like that bay really undersells just how bizarre this is. These people are all on the East coast, so it’s midnight Atlantic time. -from a fellow PSTer.
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@MetaHorizon Just 2 of the 25 people in this video have legs… are legs some sort of premium add-on DLC it for VIPs only?
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@VDAREJamesK @FigCyber And are the best and the brightest “burning their entire lives to the ground for the chance to come in” to WEST VIRGINIA you genius?
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@yuhline @dandrezner Why didn’t the NYT say that any groups were “overrepresented” back when it was “almost uniformly white”? 🤔🤔🤔.
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@jaketapper Rand Paul (R-KY) was the only Senator who voted “Present”… worth pointing out isn’t it?.
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@adamcarolla @VicBergerIV And how high would the death toll be if California had not been one of the first states to take drastic measures? .Cause and effect how does it work?
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@DanielDiMartino You probably don’t care that the Nixon administration went after Fred Trump for not renting to black people, and you might not even care about the KKK… but your name is Italian so you might want to look into what groups the KKK would be rioting against in 1920s New York City 🤔
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Some of us are old enough to remember when Rush Limbaugh would call Chelsea Clinton a dog. .
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@ChudsOfTikTok The pronoun selection part of the character creation in Starfield is one box with three options that takes like five seconds to complete, but go ahead and scream and whine about the usual "woke mind virus" nonsense for over two and a half minutes 👍👍.
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@daveweigel @AshaRangappa_ Two Indian-American Republican southern governors, converted Christian “Nikki” Haley in SC and converted Christian “Bobby” Jindal in Louisiana. Guess we’ll never know if a Sikh woman named “Nimrata Randhawa” and a Hindu man named “Piyush Jindal” win elections in those states!.🤔.
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@eyokley @joerogan @MorningConsult Spotify has taken criticism for Joe Rogan elevating anti-vax voices, but over 1/3 of their market value has NOT been lost over the last five months!
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@JewishLewish @CodifyBaseball The average person has never struck out so it’s not that impressive.
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@LAReviewofBooks @KathaPollitt @thenation @JonWiener1 “the most explicitly feminist movie ever made”. So how many movies have you actually seen @KathaPollitt.
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