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Family. Friends. Fulham FC. Minnesota Vikings. Darts. Semi-pro player for Yate Town FC.
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& lastly (for now), for the absolute fucking freaks who found me on Instagram - obviously with intentions of finding my sister - you’re absolute fucking predators and should be put down.
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@ComstiveM3
Yes mate I saw a photo of two birds in a bikini and didn’t recognise it was my sister and so started having a wank before I realised. Bang on.
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& for all the geezers slagging either bird off while hiding behind pictures of footballers or non-personal profile pics ... get in the fucking bin.
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Whacking this on mute now, phones going off.
For the record (can’t believe I’m having to clarify), my sister is NOT a brass. She was with DiscoBoy drinking and the girls needed a piss so stopped off at his grandads (cue the ‘yeah that’s the story’ tweets)
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@27celtics
@beardislands
@therealRistar
@PubMerchant
Yeah mate, the incorrect terminology is the fucking issue with this you whopper.
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@george_downes17
Bury literally do not have a football team because of actions from their owner. Nothing to do with the fans.
The hypocrisy, elitism and favouritism from and towards the big clubs stinks.
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Midweek, on the tele, FA Cup, a great chance to progress and potentially win the fucking thing … and we’re charging £40 a ticket.
Make it £20, kids for a £5, fill the place out, get behind the boys and get to the QF. Absolute no brainer and a mistake from the club IMO.
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Aleksander Mitrovic of Fulham will score more Premier League goals than record signing Rodrigo of Leeds United. This is an absolute FACT. Bookmark this for May.
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@Max__Rad1
@alfiewyatt_
and then why should the club thank her? What’s she done that’s any different or above and beyond a fan that goes week in, week out?
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@ashcroftrobbb
@Sam_Edwards81
I’ve won a fair bit on
@kmfmofficial
and I can tell you now that this isn’t how it happens. It’s all genuine. Some people just have the personality of a wet sponge.
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I don’t think any FFC fan would begrudge Fab this move if it’s done in a way that shows respect to us. He’s forced us to sell a player worth £20m + add ons/sell on % for £5m-ish.
Look at the way we lovingly let Sess go with our blessing, despite being loved 10x more than Fab.
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So happy that my club look set to finally achieve my dream of being a yoyo club.
It’s all I dreamed of during those 10+ years of PL football & 3 European tours including a Europa League final.
Thank you so much for achieving this
@tonykhan
- you can do no more. Step aside.
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TWENTY EIGHT DAYS GAMBLING FREE. FOUR WEEKS OF NOT GIVING MY MONEY TO BOOKMAKERS. ONE MONTH OF FREEDOM.
Doesn’t sound much but it’s a huge personal milestone and I’m fucking proud of myself.
#gamblingrecovery
#AddictionRecovery
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@OJB1905
@the_bigstep
@MattWoosie
People that suffer with gambling addiction, people that are fighting to remove gambling sponsors from football. Plenty of people care.
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8am trains to northern shitholes. 6am drives to Preston for a 12.30 kick off. Midweek drives to Birmingham & WBA. Every weekend given up. Countless money spent.
All fucking worth it after last night 🖤🤍 what a fucking season. What a fucking club.
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@jamesash89
People harping on about deals ... sure, sometimes there are deals on but if you’re a single person wanting a single pizza it’s near on impossible to get a good deal. Most 50% offers start at £30 with Dominos.
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Muniz has actually been robbed. These POTM awards are nothing but a popularity contest.
🚨Breaking!🔥
Højlund 🇩🇰 has won the PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYER OF THE MONTH ✅✅
He will come as SBC in the upcoming days👀
Make sure to follow
@FutSheriff
@fifa_romania
@Criminal__x
!
#fc24
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@Joewillo180
@OfficialPDC
Whys it a joke? He’s not asking for a hand out, he lost his appetite and desire for the game, took a few years out and now has that desire back. What’s the issue?
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Clubs w/ one team in city (and huge catchment area) love to take the piss out of London clubs who are competing with FIVE other London PL clubs (soon to be 6), Cockney United/Liverpool fans & other smaller London clubs.
Kids in Newcastle have one choice. Kids in London have 10+.
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I cannot wait for about 300 Fulham fans to rock up to the Riverside tonight and boil the piss of every other club in the country as we continue our effortless return to the Premier League.
“Playing that well and can only bring this many, embarrassing” 🎣
Yoooou whites 🖤🤍
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What an absolutely ridiculously class win yesterday was.
Leno is an absolutely top class keeper, made the difference.
The pass from Willian was top drawer & great finish too.
Our support was decent for a Tuesday night, Leicester’s was woeful.
European Tour Shagging Whites.
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@Sean_Hendricks_
@AndyRobsonTips
Japan win, over 2.5 goals & BTTS are completely irrelevant as soon as you’ve stuck correct score 1-2 in 🤣
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I’ve been here before. I’ve made posts about gambling addiction and wanting to fight it. This time, it feels different. I WANT to give up rather than having it forced on me.
I’ve written a blog on my new fight/battle against gambling addiction.
My story:
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👇👇👇
The 2 girls are my friends btw hate the fact it was a bit of a laugh yet people of twitter have to be nasty and spiteful in the comments, be nice they made my grandads day love more ❤️
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Final home game of the season, gonna be an emotional one - family are coming in memory of Dad.
Been a brilliant season, some great wins, cracking away trips, finishing above them lot - all with players & a mgr that we genuinely love.
Let’s sign off from the Cottage in style. 🖤
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Offered a new job today with a SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT pay increase.
Merry fucking Christmas 🎅
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This cannot continue.
I, and many others, are completely falling out of love with the football club we grew up with.
The board have no care in the world about “legacy fans” & just want bums on seats (tourists) in a fancy part of London.
We need to do something.
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@Halllee___
@abidickson01
@ConnorHudson99
What on Earth are you eating* to think that mince pies taste like meat?
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I’m absolutely fuming to see us in 6th place, absolute shite.
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Following on from this, I think we need to pick a boozer & plot up, get an atmosphere going in boozer & take it to the ground. Last few times everybody’s been in diff pubs which kills that.
Suggestion: The Brick (Everton pub) which is 20 min walk from ground.
#ffc
#fulhamfc
All proper Fulham fans gotta make sure we get together tomorrow cause last time round it was Fulham fans dotted around the ‘pool away end surrounded by day trippers and liverpool fans.
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Price on Newcastle to beat 7 times Champions League winners & current 3rd place in Serie A, AC Milan at home tomorrow night?
17/20.
Price on Newcastle to beat one time Intertoto Cup winners & current 10th place PL team, Fulham at home on Saturday?
17/20.
Make it make sense.
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Nobody is painting it as a failure. It’s a fucking miracle. A miracle that is 100% down to Marco Silva working with his threadbare, not really good enough, squad. None of the on field success is down to the owners or the DoF.
@JakubKrupa
How any self-respecting fulham fan unironically tries to paint a cup semi-final as a failure is beyond me.
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I’ll never get bored of watching multiple angles of that Solomon goal & the absolute limbs that ensued.
Big game Friday, anti-football FC go again.
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Really don’t want any anti-Brentford, Chelsea, QPR, Liverpool or any other teams chants tomorrow.
Full 90 of getting behind the boys please, that’s what they’ll need, not songs about Stamford Bridge falling down or Gerrard slipping.
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£75m for Aina, Lemina, Maja, Areola, Andersen & Lookman would be ridiculously good business.
If we stay up and managed to get them all on permanents, I’d even send an apology to
@TonyKhan
and not give him grief for a whole month.
Converting Fulham loans -
Option -
Ola Aina - £11.4m
Mario Lemina - £5.5m
Josh Maja - £9m
Alphonse Areola - £8m
£33.90m
No Option -
Ademola Lookman - £15m
Joachim Andersen - £26.5m
Ruben Loftus-Cheek - £21.6m
£63.10m
Total - £97m (Workings in tweets below)
#ffc
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🎟️ Ticket news: Leicester City v Rovers
🙏 As a thank you to the fans for the fantastic support received in the previous rounds,
#Rovers
will be subsidising tickets by 50% for the upcoming
#EmiratesFACup
fifth round tie away to
@LCFC
, on sale from tomorrow.
🔵⚪️
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To anyone that I knew my old man, just wanna let you know that he passed away today at 4.30pm after a chest infection. Absolutely gutted 😭😭😭
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12,000 home fans and has the audacity to mock another teams support.
I’m buzzing to see how rattled the entire league is when we take 300 to Boro on a Tuesday night to win the league 😍😍😍
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Fucking embarrassing from the club. 19k is not an acceptable attendance & should’ve been at least 5k more if priced properly.
It’s also more than ticket prices, it’s the new stand completion, the lack of investment in turnstile & concourse facilities. Club are out of touch.
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As brilliant as this season has been, I cannot wait for it to finish so that I can sort my finances out and allow my body to recuperate.
Also not renewing ST for next year for same reasons - plus getting battered every week in the PL is boring as fuck.
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SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME CAUGHT BENEATH A LANDSLIDE WITH A TOSIN ADARABIOYO BY MY SIDE
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@stebsy
@touchlinefracas
Oh bore off. I’ve paid my money and if I want to leave early I will. If my team spark a miraculous comeback then that’s on me.
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I can take losing to them lot, they’ve spent a ton of money and have a better squad than us. It’s the embarrassing, pathetic, gutless performance that I can’t take. It felt like we were under Parker again, so slow, fuck all movement. Have to do better, starting Saturday.
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I haven’t been more excited for a non play off league game for a long, long time.
Having a sold out CC will be huge, big noise from the kick off until the final whistle.
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The nerves have been fine until I started watching nostalgic two legged comebacks at the Cottage.
Absolutely bricking it. Have to keep it tight early on. Please Fulham. 🖤🤍
WATCH: Craven Cottage erupts as Denis Odoi guides a header into the top corner.
Fulham lead 2-1 on aggregate in the Championship play-off semi-final second leg.
Watch it on Sky Sports Main Event and Football or follow it here:
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Announcement by Friday as to whether or not QPR game will be moved for Sky Sports.
I feel another shitty 12:30 Saturday coming on 🙄
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Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned that I’m in this video ... but I am.
What a night. 10 men, 1-0 down & to come back with a last minute winner against ‘best team in the league’ Blackburn was class.
@cultzeros
any chance of a tshirt with an image & the commentary? 🤔😇
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If this doesn’t scream Craig’s Coaches then I’m done … 👀
Will get prices/times etc by Friday. I’d guess £30pp return to/from Putney. 👍
Imagine getting promoted there and then the coach back 😍
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For anybody interested, these are being sold at £100 each. Double face value.
#stopthegreed
@fulham_spares
Fulham vs Liverpool EFL Cup tickets on Riverside available.
1xAdult 1xJunior
Block R02
Row 7
Seats 45 & 46
Dm if you are interested. Thanks!
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I love the semi panic when it’s no loyalty points, season ticket holders, small allocation … yet everybody who “should” get one, does.
Big fan of seeing similar tweets all over my timeline from the true ones.
Cream always rises to the top.
#ffc
#followfulhamaway
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Please stop using this picture, this is my good friend and he’s currently on the run from
@metpoliceuk
- hence him having no fixed abode.
Cheers.
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Can’t wait until Fulham release all tickets for Bournemouth away to anybody with 1 loyalty point 😍😍😍
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I think the club have got the pricing wrong for the NUFC cup game.
I will not be there.
They will continue to charge extortionate prices while people continue to pay. If you do go, consider not buying your usual beer/burger inside.
The only way they are hurt is financially.
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I’ve seen Fulham win a penalty shootout to get to a cup semi final.
I can die happy. UTF.
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@angryoldgit54
@HLTCO
It’s a closed competition for the clubs that consider themselves the elite. It gives them more money to pull away from the lower clubs in their domestic leagues (if permitted to stay) meaning we will NEVER see the likes of Leicester winning league or WHU breaking Top 4...1/2
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@ukdutypaid2u
@andyturn3r
@Jannermaid1
@JakeHepple1
@Cassthestafff
@England
@SkySports
@btsport
What’s embarrassing is you thinking that this revolves around the story of one man. There are countless stories of disproportionately over the top police brutality towards black people - George Floyds death was one of many.
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