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@nyendtimes It's almost like capitalism relies on exploitation to thrive
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@SloHoopsFan @vanexel31 @ClutchPointsApp nostalgia is a hell of a drug for ppl
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@RagedHaveLomo @briantylercohen Just imagine if Obama would have said it
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@sunbirdapp Imagine buying a phone from a company because the company socially black mailed you by inventing text bubble colors
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@barstoolsports Bears will 2-0 the pack this year. Take it to the bank
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@penjyman @theJuiceLeeroy Last time I was in Miami South Beach, a pizza place scammed us saying "you're in Miami, not in America anymore. Your 18 inch pizza isn't the same as our 18 inches"
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@AhnFireDigital @LakeShowYo @nypost james harden says this is amatuer hour
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@WarnTV This guy knows
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@jsunil0101 @briantylercohen Some of their actual journalists have been pretty critical of him for a while. Its the handful of primetime morning and evening personalities that have theirs heads up his ass
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2 years
@BillNye The last slave was not freed in 1865. Here is an article from 1942. The south used legal loopholes to enforce debt peanage and convict leasing to enslave 100s of thousands between 1865-1942
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@AmRakaposhi @DanielFenner You don't think they don't all ready have your number? You might be too young for this but phone # privacy has never been a thing. We use to get mailed these for free listed everyone in the cities phone number
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@WhitlockJason people arnt upset because kyrie thinks he is an isrealite. they are upset because he posted a video that promotes hateful and historically incorrect propaganda.
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@SportsCenter Most functional adults can theoretically learnt to swing a golf club reasonable well. 99.999% of adults arnt guarding shaq in the paint no matter how much they train
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@bbcPangoIin @ostonox Hasan isn't a liberal
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@NBAMemes we have all had bad takes before
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@Matt_Dillahunty my (atheist) buddy got a lame bible verse framed from his mom. I made him this so he can hang them up together
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@ZorroMuert0 @YourAnonNews @swing_addy Cool lets get rid of the electoral college then
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@EthanLiQD @LakeShowYo @KingJames just as much as kobe knew you
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@OWAnonymous_ Personal thirst opinion, ow needs more latinas
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@USA_Polling I love how Trump's master plan was to install RFK jr as a spoiler for the left, when in actuality he takes a significant portion of the demented vote away from trump
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@bessbell @Delta I can't wait to go pantsless on planes because my personal freedom of my balls not sweaty and moldy is being violated
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@ShannonSharpe Honestly this would prob scare the shit out of me lol
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2 years
@tylerbowyer one of the biggest failures of the republican party is being on the wrong side of the law
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4 years
@briantylercohen ive been legit lurking as a trumper around twitter trying to fuel the conspiracy against the GOP so the hard core trumpers wont vote in georgia. I encourage others to do the same
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5 years
@KnowingBetterYT What is the point of doing that? Handing out visas to let them in, just to deport them. Is the govt that desperate to raise "illegal deportation" numbers that much to create a crisis?
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2 years
@RGIII Fuck that Lamar should sit out if he's injured at all. The ravens don't wanna pay him, so if I'm Lamar I don't want to risk my future
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2 years
@ItsSomjuu Can a dps voter explain themselves?
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@briantylercohen Remember on the 4th when the teleprompter went out and he ranted about the Americans taking the air bases from the brittish in the revolutionary war
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2 years
@historyinmemes this does no damage to it?
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@NBAMemes this is why he shot 44% career
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@Antonio47840182 @currypistonn Seriously why do ppl think Reggie Miller was an all time great? He's a career 18-3-3 who was an all star 5 times, 3 all nba, who is known for his 3 point shooting (which he only led the league in twice). There countless sgs who have much better resumes
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@OWAnonymous_ Undercover Tyrone
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@LakeShowYo the fact this man made a 3 year contract with this garbage lakers team... lakers fans need to respect. otherwise they aint gonna get those FAs that lakers always get
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1 year
Did Elon Musk's mom just have to save him from being beat up by Mark Zuckerberg?
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@iam_johnw I feel like this has happened to ad like 5 times already
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Stephen Berecki
4 years
@Aportzline if panarin would have stayed, this could be one of the best teams in the league easy and he turned down a bunch of money on top of that. His loss
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2 years
@Cooperstreaming I talk to Napoleon
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4 years
@briantylercohen bidens lead literally just went from 4 to 7k at this moment
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Stephen Berecki
1 year
@stonkdaytrader @dogeofficialceo You can hate Elon for a lot of non-political reasons. For example him scamming the country into not building rail because his "amazing" Hyperloop idea that anyone with a highschool level of physics understanding could easily debunk the validity of
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@N_Tys26 @pcgamer "Dragonflight is the best expansion the game has ever had" ?????????
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2 years
@MarioNawfal Remember when tait said he didn't need to shave his head but only did it because it was cool?
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Stephen Berecki
9 months
@thatchthoughts @TevinIsrael Bro, you paid for Twitter.
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Stephen Berecki
4 years
@WFosterConLaw @briantylercohen @SenatorWicker yes every democrat dosnt support everything in the bill either. most of them wanted more. but they still voted for it. Why didnt he vote for it and then still act like he had something to do with restaurants getting relief? if it were up to his vote, they would have no gotten it
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Stephen Berecki
1 year
@USA_Polling there is no way RFK gets anywhere near 10%
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Stephen Berecki
4 years
@newsmax @MAGAindex the house literally voted for 1200 for in MAY and mitch wouldnt even bring it up once in 7 months
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Stephen Berecki
2 years
@LakeShowYo I feel like no one has taken as many notes from lebron as to how to be a pro as reaves has. Smart kid learning from the best
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Stephen Berecki
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@HoopMixOnly I know he gets hate because he stole an MVP but this was his pg era
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Stephen Berecki
11 months
@wezzyupnext @legendz_nba As soon as you say something like"acting like you're going to do something", that is escalation and isn't tolerated in the NBA. They spent decades trying to clean up their image after the malice in the palace
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2 years
@WarnTV Maturing is realizing 6v6 is better than 5v5 and admitted you were wrong
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@C00P3R_0 @60Minutes Because we caused them
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4 years
@DDDGURU @ThePoniExpress 3 ints the saints dropped too the week before
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@DanielFenner Aaron Keller. Blizz making the game 5v5 ruined the game for me and I don't really play anymore unfortunately 😞
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@birrion They were ready to surrender, yet didn't after being nuked once. The entire Japanese military code was bushido; death before dishonor. The troops literally we're willing suicide bombs.
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2 years
@skiesti_ hog was trying to out meme you give them a break 😂
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@TheRabbitHole84 In this chart 17 of the past 20 years the Asian woman still made less than men. And also ignores most women in the country who aren't Asian
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Stephen Berecki
2 years
@BrianOSheaSPI @SocialistParty @MorePerfectUS the socialist party has never had an ounce of control in the country and has nothing to do with america's issues you are seeing. its a fact whether you are pro or against them or if they are right or wrong
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@bart_uzo @Morbidful As someone who struggles with suicidal thoughts every week, it's comments like this that motivate me to kill myself more. Stop preaching fairy tales and nonsense epistemology. These are the kind of thought processes that keep us from progressing as a species
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Stephen Berecki
3 years
@chris5977 @s_en_y @ZaidJilani @FoxNews I dont think the number one factor when somebody commits murder is "is there a cop nearby"? Otherwise on 6th st where there are a bunch of cops on every block we wouldn't see shooting everywhere. People are more hostile due to job loss, good insecurity, being cooped up, ect
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Stephen Berecki
2 years
@ZenMaster333 @ZwagerRob @ksorbs So is it cool when carpenters, plumbers, and farmers pay for banks and airliners to get bailed out and big tax breaks to the wealthy too or nah?
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Stephen Berecki
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@FoxNews It's a lot more real than mega rich corporate republicans like rick Scott and Kelly loeffler wearing flannel vests pretending they are hard working blue collar Americans.
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@ryanzuelly @ShannonSharpe can start with something 84% of all Americans want
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@KnowingBetterYT how about if they dont know the difference between an embryo, fetus, and baby, they shouldnt be able to talk about it?
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@TexasTribune Man, he REALLY want to save upper-class families money on sending the kids to schools they are already going to
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3 years
@Ncarango9 @briantylercohen I've been hearing about the border crisis for my whole life of 30+ years. How did biden create it in just the past year?
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@freemonotheist How is the country that just brought in and killed thousands of migrant workers to build their world cup infrastructure the safest?
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@BallsackSports They gave it to Jordan
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@LakeShowYo this looks like game 7 clippers
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@Selassie_Eye @ItsSomjuu And a support is completely reliant on peels if a tank dives them or something. What do you think happens more in an ow2 game ... People heal you, or ppl peel for you?
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@USA_Polling This will go down as one of the more accurate polls when it's all said and done
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1 year
@JoshuaPHilll Him being closest gay would would make a lot of sense when you think about it
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@glittersnot @USA_Polling I would bet most of that 39% are young people
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Stephen Berecki
4 years
@legal_licious @rprestpa @SenSchumer @senatemajldr The 500b bill mitch was trying to pass had 0 stimulus
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Stephen Berecki
4 years
@briantylercohen holy crap, we got owned. We should just give up and let trump be king now. No recovering from that
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Stephen Berecki
2 years
@bayraktar_1love As great as it is Ukraine is defending itself against Russia and putins tyranny, i don't take a lot of pleasure watching some kid get burned alive who probably dosnt want to be there and is fed lies by their govt.
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Stephen Berecki
3 years
@overwatchleague If you say anyone but orisa you should automatically lose an endorsement point
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2 years
@hodgetwins @elonmusk It's funny most of these ppl are the same people who defended that one bakery's rights to not make a wedding cake for a gay couple getting married, but are outraged when other companies have speech rules
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@KirbyHonest @inthefade Same for me but it was "that's bukkake"
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@DanielFenner Me getting high as fuck at 3am thats who
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Stephen Berecki
1 year
@USA_Polling The fact it has Colorado this close makes me feel better about Dems chances because there is no way in hell trump is within 4 pts of any human being in the country there and these polls are rubbish
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4 years
@briantylercohen Guess he would rather be the Stacy Abrams of Texas. Which is fine
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2 years
@rva_bob @hodgetwins @KeithOlbermann @elonmusk Ya man how dare he post public information anyone can look up on a site that was supposed to be bring back free speech
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Stephen Berecki
3 years
@Echointhehouse_ @joerogan @pnjaban If that makes you cry for 2 hours you probably just stay away from all history books and all of nature in general tbh. Every second a mammal is bring eaten alive by spiders, centipedes, preying mantis, ect. Which are the kind of animals that subdue them alive and eat them slowly
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2 years
@charliekirk11 Remember when black communities in Atlanta had to wait 8 hours to vote, and the gops response was to make giving out water illegal
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@ComradeBoostio @Door_Casts or maybe block/eat/absorb some of this for you
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@Cooperstreaming once in college, my buddy and were playing beer pong in a duplex with a shared basement. We were blasting this song having a good time and his neighbor girls came down and retrieved their stereo out of annoyance. it works
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2 years
@six_cyx Hot take....ppl who complain about hog have terrible awareness and positioning
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@anastasjoy @NoLieWithBTC @AOC Imagine being critical of raising public profile by helping people and raising money for those in need.
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4 years
@JustVent6 @briantylercohen He will fight and fight until he steps down a couple days before biden is in so pence can pardon him
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@OWAnonymous_ Because Zaria sucks now. She's designed as an off tank
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@AmericaPapaBear @EdKrassen He's awesome. When southwest fucked my Christmas flight a couple years ago, he was on their ass and made sure I got reimbursed for flights, hotels, Ubers, and I got credits on top of it.
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@BrandonLBradfor A couple of weeks ago in my Uber, I had some bros tell me they hate how money runs everything, and that is why they were libertarians and wanted to live in a state like Florida 🤦‍♂️
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2 years
@hodgetwins Big L today for conservatives. Trumps big announcement is a money grabbing scam and the free speech "king" is banning journalists for posting public information
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@SimberOTP @_niikhavoD @OWAnonymous_ Comms in ow2? What game are you playing?
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@NBAMemes Statistically most likely a brick
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@WarnTV Not a thirsty comment but ashe got some wildly shaped thighs
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@TheOmniLiberal Seriously every trans or gay person should post their guns online and we actually might get gun reform. Now is the time while people are watching
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@WorldWideWob skip bayless rn
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