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@xCorvusSFW

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Me but PG-13... or R Rated. M for Mature. But SFW. If you want Standard issue uncensored me, my main account is @xCorvus777

Joined December 2020
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Post gym @BlazePizza time!
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Seriously thank you all so much. We raised over 5k for sex worker mutual aid and are so grateful and stoked. @theserfstv this means the world to us you giving us the platforms and reach to do this. Thank you all so much. Gahhhh!!!
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One of my proudest moments was when Joel blocked my main account for goin off on him. Punk ass. Prank calling Joel Osteens prayer hotline! (after he receives a 4.4 MILL... via @YouTube @theserfstv
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My sister and I looking back and forth at each other during my 9yr old nephews zoom birthday party when we realize my dad is now in a zoom call with both of his ex wives one of which (my mother) he has not spoken to in over ten 10 years.
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I wanna open a strip club where all the dancers are all insult comics who talk shit and roast you the whole time. Sub Club @mriveraphotox @Romi_Rain
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Good kid!
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I wish my family took corona more seriously. If you have dumb shit anti-masker family members that you love, just go ahead and pressure tape a mask to their face so they don’t infect more people that you also love.
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So Trump, Biden, and 75% of Americans want more stimulus checks... yet... nothing. yet all these senators who support billions in corporate welfare won’t make it so... these hogs aren’t your friends and don’t “represent” the people.
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Dope so we’re all communists now right? Comrade Biden and Chairman Sanders are gonna make us all start learning Mandarin today right. This is all so exciting.
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Teenage Xander doing rails and graffiti when I was in a gang. GG’s 4 Life.
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Anyone interested in Supporting @newleaflasvegas housing and supporting the unhoused check out my new wishlist full of essential items for our unhoused Comrades. Any items help a lot and your donations or much appreciated!
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No fucking way... MF DOOM. Rest in Power.
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Sex Worker Among Us tonight at 6:30 PST! @BarbieCrystal98 @pennysuicide @SummerHartxxx @_WebD @Codi_Vore @GlassOlive @TiffanyStarrXXX @M9Scarlett @Matt_Slayer Hopefully we will have these Cumrades and more! Come join us cartoon murder and mutual aid!
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But if we defund the police how are they supposed to swarm and assault innocent black folks with no recourse or accountability? Something something thin blue line... 🐖🐖🐖
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Uber Drivers got his Kenny G Playlist on. This is a smooth ride.
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Here we go. This is my SFW Twitter. So like the real one... just for prudes...
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Oooooh I found some grey hairs on my head! Stoked. Xanderson Corvper incoming.
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Sex Worker Among Us tonight at 6:30 PST! @BarbieCrystal98 @pennysuicide @SummerHartxxx @_WebD @Codi_Vore @GlassOlive @TiffanyStarrXXX @M9Scarlett @Matt_Slayer Hopefully we will have these Cumrades and more! Come join us cartoon murder and mutual aid!
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Sean/Reaper is a badass artist and made all my Xepe Emojis! Check em out on IG! And commission some art!
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Old Ben Shabeepboop.
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Blues clues is on at the barbershop rn. Got sucked in for a solid 5mins there wondering what Blue wants for Christmas, finding clues fast as shit dunking on these little kid ass voice actor nerds.
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Actual Gigachad.
@IanColdwater
Ian Coldwater 📦💥
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This May Day remember Louis Lingg, whose alibi in the Haymarket trail was that he couldn't have thrown the bombs because he was at home making other bombs. His sentencing statement was "I despise you, I despise your order, your laws, your force propped authority. Hang me for it."
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Plin Plin Plon took me a second. But it was too late when I figured it out. Just like my parry timings with Gwyn... Great sword right in the feels. #DarkSouls 😔
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Joe is an incredible artist that everyone should check out!
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Prints of my new painting, ‘GHOSTED’ are now available online as well as the original oil painting! It can all be found at (link in bio) along with all the other prints and piece that are part of the HAUNTED HADDONFIELD show!
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@theserfstv Jesus fucking Christ.
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Hell yeah!
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@TheNFGirl I dig it. But it’s not a thing needed thing. Synthwave or metal tho. That’s the only acceptable Sex music for me.
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Am I allowed to stream @Twitch from the gym?
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@RationalDis I prefer the Catholic Church being thirsty for adults on IG than, well... Y’know...
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This is how my year sounded on @Spotify . Get your 2020 Wrapped now #2020Wrapped hahaha fantastic
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@DylanBurns1776 After you’re out of office do you still get to use that seal? Or did he have one made to look like presidential seal?
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@autumnizzle Best possible outcome
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@tina1804 SORCERER!!!
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@NeilKingDiamond Shit sorry SFW. I mean darn it...
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@Sebas_Ajir Relate lol
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@M9Scarlett Lol thicker skin. Woooooow...
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