"he gets only partway before something soft and warm presses against his mouth.
lips. lan zhan’s lips. lan zhan is kissing him."
here's the art i made for the amazing warprize!ji fic "mask" by
@humanformdragon
for
@bottomjibigbang
!! fic link in reply!!
realizing you have a huge crush on the boy you're stuck in a cave with and it's never gonna go anywhere because he likes mianmian
#MDZS
#魔道祖师
#theuntamed
#陈情令
#weiwuxian
#魏无羡
i can't get over the fact that xz really said "whew that's enough costume dramas for me" after dldl but then he saw the ygy script and must've been like "jfc this guy suffers so much, i have to do one more"
"there have been two xiao zhans for a long time. one is here, which is me. then there's another xiao zhan, the one in quotation marks, but he might not be me anymore. we all work for him, including myself"
i’m the gap between what i’d like to be
and what others have made of me
i'm seeing a lot of people caught off guard by xz exhibiting ever increasing levels of cuntyness and i feel that as someone who has done a lot of archaeology, it's my responsibility to warn everyone that this has always been one of the fundamental xiao zhan features
xz is so out of control these days, idk what was in all that pizza he had in milan but ever since the moment he landed there it's been one deadly slutty blow after another 😭
do you ever think about how xiao zhan left his successful career as a designer to chase his dreams and now he has even more successful career as one of china's top actors like wow truly a chaotic king
imagine you're working on your xiao zhan art wip but it's a building-sized painting so you're permanently stuck in at least 300% zoom and it's impossible to see the full picture and every single second you work you're constantly aware of being perceived by millions of fans 😃
maybe this is a weird opinion but imo if you're old enough to spend a lot of money based on unconfirmed info, you're old enough to take the L and act more wise next time
✨ATTENTION ALL XIAO ZHAN SIMPS✨, esp the ones in london!!
go see our beautiful boy and don't forget to do your check in at the mural!! help others who can't go see him in person check in too!! here's a map so you know how to find him!! 🥹
HAPPY 32nd BIRTHDAY XIAO ZHAN!!! 💖🎉🎂
my art isn't done yet and i'm stuck at work so here are some of my favourite xz arts that i've done!! 💖💖
#Happy32ndXIAOZHAN
#XiaoZhan32in23
this is suddenly getting a ton of attention again which is fantastic bc everyone should get the chance to admire lwj in sheer lacy sparkly slutty robes 💖✨
"he gets only partway before something soft and warm presses against his mouth.
lips. lan zhan’s lips. lan zhan is kissing him."
here's the art i made for the amazing warprize!ji fic "mask" by
@humanformdragon
for
@bottomjibigbang
!! fic link in reply!!
it's kind of sad when people have "fan acc dedicated to (x)" in their bio but when you scroll down, only 7 of the first 20 fandom related tweets are about them and the rest 13 are just hating on (y) 🥲 like babe..... listen..... you sure are dedicated but not to who you think
since everyone's posting the xz oh fvck vid i'm just gonna casually share the thirsty slowed down version 😌 no need to thank me i made this for my own enjoyment
lwj showing his brother and uncle what kind of questionable material wwx has been tormenting him with, but lxc is mainly impressed by the creativity of the positions meanwhile lqr is doing his best to ignore the entire situation
my fav part of xzs releasing xz thirst material is that they most definitely have xz okay things before posting which means he saw everything and went "yes this is perfect"
and lbr here it's not that "he's too good" but rather "people need to be better and stop creating situations where he has no choice but to do damage control to contain dumpster fires he has nothing to do with bc they're not going to do it themselves"
some people here need to come to terms with the fact that they're less fans of their faves and more antis of the person they hate 🙂 if you're so hellbent on letting the irrational hate consume you, whatever, just be honest to yourself and make a new acc that fits you better
i'm literally begging for people to stop training the a/i algorithms on how to make the most realistic seeming xiao zhan footage, it's all fun and games until the shit inevitably hits the fan
the mental image of dabo zooming in at the zhiddies like "no listen, this is what they want, trust me" is so funny bc you just know xz was like "guys come on whyyyyy"