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Washington University in St. Louis Men's Ultimate Team. Spiciest flicks west of the Mississippi.
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contra ball is here to stay
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WE ARE TOING TO NATIONALS FOR THR EFUEYSB TIEM IN OEOGEM HISTORY
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for anyone coming to Queen City Tune Up -- don't buy anything yet! instead of paying for that super cool darkside gear, you can just walk over to their sideline and steal :) thank me later!
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is it rlly an ultimate tournament if there isn’t a guy on every team wearing tights with no shorts and making everyone rlly uncomfortable
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first natties dub in contra history. we’re soakin it all in. thank you to our parents, friends, and alumni who showed up to root us on ❤️
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we’re about to play in the most important game of at least the last seven years in contra history. regardless of the result, we’d like to thank everyone for following along with us on what has been an incredible, unforgettable, and historic season of contra ultimate. let’s play.
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@DeepLookPod
we are honored to accept this travesty sham of a third bid, as the best mid-tier program to emerge from the south central. see you in milwaukee!
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my favorite part about winning midwest throwdown is waking up the next morning and the whole school is outside my window with signs and cameras asking for an autograph but i have to go to class because i am still a Very Good Student. we are people too. don’t forget that.
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tldr for natties: T15 (best finish ever), won a pool play game (first time in program history), 2nd place in spirit. Super huge thanks to everyone who came out to support (especially
@wuwultimate
and
@JoeMama_3
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we are currently at caven clark field telling people we are
@texas__tuff
and then throwing the most heinously embarrassing throws we possibly can. it’s about the game within the game.
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Sat | Sun | Tournament | Weather
❌ | ❌ | NoWisco | 🌧
✅ | ❌ | MLC | 🌧
✅ | ❌ | Stanford Open | 🌧
❌ | ❌ | MWTD | ❄️
❌ | ✅ | Huck Finn | ❄️
✅ | ❌ | Sectionals | 🌧
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i must not check frisbee rankings. frisbee rankings are the mind killer. frisbee rankings are the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face the frisbee rankings and allow them to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see i
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WE WIN SECTIONALS. OZARKS CHAMPS 2022. LETS GO HOME THATS A FUCKING TOURNAMENT.
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before anders jeungst invented ulti-verse with his infinite wisdom, Frisbee Guys had no good way of finding out what their random Emotional Support Players were up to. tonight i thought to myself i wonder what von alanguilan is doin right now. i’m crying tears of joy. he lives.
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tomorrow morning we play texas for a chance to go to nationals. thank you to everyone for following along. the best is yet to come ❤️
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we lowkey had the mandate of heaven for like an hour and fifteen minutes tho
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10 bucks says the announcement is that huck finn will now be in a round robin format with 5 games per team
An announcement is coming soon. It will not revolutionize the world but it might contain some cool merch and a team list. Stay tuned.
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dearest mother,
on friday, we embark on a journey to higher lands — Colorado. we will face our toughest task yet as we do battle with the region. the air will be thin, but our resolve is thick. wish me luck, mother, for this weekend we aim to make history.
love,
your contra
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we’re just like moon knight cuz we wake up sleep deprived in a different city every once in a while except instead of fighting crime we play ultimate frisbee
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Dear Seniors,
All there is to say is thank you. Thank you for everything you’ve given this team. Thank you for making Contra what it is today, and everything it can be going forward. until alumni weekend :) one love❤️
To everyone else,
Stay safe & stay tuned 👀❤️
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do u think they count the number of passes out loud from the celtics bench before jrue calls fire
More needs to be said about how the Celtics play Jrue Holiday at center in 2-3 zone, w/ him responsible for all cutters, and then morph into man when the ball breaks the free throw line.
This is something, wow.
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contra’s itinerary for today:
remember we made nationals ✅
cry ✅
go home ✅
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REIMLER FOR CALLAHAN.
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reminder that blake larson is better and more involved in his community than ur favorite coach 😤😤😤😤
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when we were down 1 at soft cap in the game to go to nationals my coach looked me dead in the eye and said meesa jar jar binks
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understand something my brother, let me tell you something: the Portland Rhino Slam organization is going to soon find out whether or not mr freechild is who he says he is. because there has been BLASphemy regarding that man’s name—AAAND, AND it’s come from my mouth, i won’t deny
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Well, the news has broken: WE’RE GOING TO NATTIES! Now’s where you come in. Help us get there by clicking on the link below and donating to our fundraiser. We appreciate every single penny. Thank you!
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if MAGA Kurt and QAnon Frank heard about this bid fiasco they'd Stop The Count so hard that USAU would have all the Woke team's games thrown out
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Shoutout Ultiworld for writing an amazing rundown of our team's dynamic. Look for these high-impact players on the field this weekend 👀
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me: [talking to a girl at a party, visibly sweating, looking around for help, panicking]
her: did that guy over there just call you a ‘shmeat dealer?’
me: [lying] no
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We’re against Texas again for the game to go…let’s go boys
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if freechild is back in portland can we finally get Chasing Sarasota 2
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watching the frisbee-rankings dot com connectivity visualizer detangle for like two minutes or more has the same effect on 18-to-21-year-old boys as those baby sensory youtube videos have on 2-to-4-year-old children
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slightly delayed big update: on the first point of our game this morning, captain ben reimler broke his collarbone while laying out. he is now back at the fields after going to the hospital. he’s doing better now thanks to the help of the doctors and some contra lovin’.
#weluvben
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WE BREAK FOR HALF. ITS 8 - 6. GO CRAZY FOLKS GO CRAZY
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Hedwig delivers a letter, it reads "Contra wins Harvest." Chance scores after a squeaky clean point. And that's that folks.Hogwarts prevails
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this is the first time someone's been this mad that they can't play in Cincinnati since pete rose
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Rett bombs it deep to Nirek!! Contra wins on universe 15-14!!! "That's my brother!!!" - shilpi
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Contra with a stellar 2-0 performance dominating Colorado in the flip. Magnificent work by the captains working the disc!
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@ussoccer_wnt
WashU men's ultimate team wants to host a mixer w you. We're great hosts and make great cheesecake
@alexmorgan13
@CarliLloyd
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we’re on the way to nationals in beautiful madison, wisconsin. stay tuned here and on instagram this weekend for updates, funny jokes, and contra bears galore!!
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“the mystery of frisbee rankings is not a problem to solve, but a reality to experience”
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saturday recap:
-went 4-0
-rookie line scored final point of the day
-egregious celebrations galore
-hit the griddy (multiple times)
-told jokes (funny)
-had fun
-set the stage for this year’s contra team to return to its former glory
-played chel (not yet but we plan to)
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job’s not finished. but boy was today fun. see y’all tmrw 🫡
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contra undefeated weekend. it’s just business. on the way home with full stomachs and warm hearts. thanks for following our exploits, there’s a lot more where that came from. see ya soon!
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Trans rights are human rights, today, tomorrow, and forever. Contra is unequivocally opposed to any and all transphobic rhetoric, not just in Missouri, but anywhere in the world. Please make a donation to help the trans youth of today so they can be the trans leaders of tomorrow.
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ultimate will never be legitimate until we get tiktok accounts devoted to posting edits of mid 2010s players in their prime to babytron songs.
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15-8 csu. game. thank you for a great season everyone. see ya next semester ❤️
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people all over the world have been buzzing with excitement, calling our game vs
@sundodgers
“The Battle of Washington”
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five likes and i’ll turn this into a dune fan account until it comes out
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The Great One. Spaghetti Joe. Nic Sprague for Callahan 2024.
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Dropped a well played game against A&M then took down the 9th place game against Kansas. That’s the season folks ❤️ love this team
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dearest mother,
regional competition awaits! tomorrow we begin our march into Texas. i pray glory is waiting for us at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport. updates regarding our fate on the field of battle will be sent. expect many correspondences!
love always,
your contra
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NIC SPRAGUE TO ELIE WEITZMAN TO BREAK TO SEND US TO NATTYS
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THEY THROW IT AWAY. SETH TO DRAKE FOR THE WIN. THATS A SATURDAY. SEMIS TOMORROW.
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he who controls the stove controls the universe. so let the stove flow.
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hi go watch michael lo in the color of ulti game if ur a true contra fan
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It’s worth noting... We just finished our season (breaking seed at regionals) without playing a full tournament all year
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Contra takes back the Ozark Conference Championship for the first time in 5 years with two DGP wins
#up
http://t.co/xQuUSKJvh0
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AND HE FINDS RAFE EPSTEIN TO FILL NESHAM AND TAKE THE GAME 14-13
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We didn't feel like nominating him for the Callahan out of consideration for the other candidates. Here are some of UV's senior highlights
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we won the section 😋 see y’all at regionals 😎 bye for now 🫣
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Another victory!!! Contra 13-7 over Texas state!!! 3-1 finish on the day
#gobananas
#massive
DAY 💪
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first game tmrw vs
@CUMamabird
starting at 9:30 EST. scores, updates, and other content will all be uploaded to this very twitter page. don’t miss a moment of the action cuz it’s NATTIES BABYYYYYY
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da boys are playing in MLC today. postponed start due to “cold” (it’s literally slow air why r we scared) updates to come
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fighting my demons tn (guarding my very good friend at ultimate frisbee practice)
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🚨🚨🚨 Michael Lo gets the CALLAHAN for the WIN, joining Gucci in this elite club 🚨🚨🚨
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