Martin Tupperware
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Maybe this was awful. I'm very tired. Very comfortable with the fact that most of what I say hits the Dennis Miller ratio.
Joined January 2012
Yeah, if I had a car I was OK with that had a giant loan payment coming up, I'd tout the features and downplay the leaky hoses, if I wanted to sell it to someone who'd take the payment off my hands. That's Geno right now.
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My 17 year old said Polestar sounds like a car for a stripper and yeah, kinda.
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Also waiting for a Krispy Kreme ad with Brian Cox; "What's the big deal? I'm just eating a fuckin' donut."
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@GaryPetersonUSA I've watched his cinematic oeuvre; all the best parts are when history's bathhouses come to life and Dinesh turns into DeCoteau.
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It's the same fuckin' video of one guy(?), 100x. This is theater for dullards.
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@detroitotaku @SumoOrange1776 @RAZ0RFIST Garcia and Sele were great 1B starters to roll through a 162 game season. They were not- especially Sele- aces to lock down a best of seven.
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The Mariners are now literally crying Po.
Taiwanese 🇹🇼 RHP Po-Chun Lin has officially signed with the Seattle Mariners. Bonus deal: $450,000. The Mariners add a 95-mph arm with a splitter, slider, and changeup, MVP of the U-18 Asia Championship and Taiwan's 2023 U-18 World Cup team member.
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"This Gulf Coast blizzard is a once in a lifetime event!" Yeah, I thought several weeks in the 90s during the summer was a once in a lifetime event about ten years ago. Same with 90 degrees on Mother's Day. Then it kept happening. We'll see.
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@SassyFirehorse @SheltonMarie @DigitalGal_ An ardent defender who's as stupid as she is loud? I did Nazi that coming. Hope you find that laptop. 😂😂
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@SheltonMarie @DigitalGal_ Yeah, amazing how the rhetoric happened from out of nowhere... no, wait- it was right after he did the salute. If you don't want Nazi comparisons, all you need to do is not Nazi stuff.
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