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If you see three tweets in a row that make you say “Ok” in your head you gotta log off
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When blue collar workers die they donate their bodies to 7-11 so they can figure out how to fuck their shit up even worse
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I dreamt my cat threw up something that was either a green sea creature or an intact pickle
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Imagination check 🛂
Imagination check: search "imagine" in your tweets and post below. ⬇️
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They should make a gym richly appointed in silk, marble, full grain leather, and furs
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It’s okay dude. Studies show a lot of lions and tigers have ADHD like you. Many of the nobler apes as well
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