Modelo. Glass bottles, okay? Not cans.

LOL

@xeroger Chalamet

@xeroger My mom said he wore them to make himself look taller

@xeroger Family is beautiful. Google Gemini AI.

I dreamt that I received a traumatic brain injury and then spent days wandering around bleeding from my head telling people "I just received a traumatic brain injury" after which they would sort of shrug and walk away.

I made these with predictive text a few years ago

It seems like people just want to sit in silence in the theater and goon to their Very Serious slopkino dramas. They should try laughing at them and see how much better it feels.

@dykephysiognomy I just want to work outside but without completely destroying myself on a construction site or a roof. And they really need forest conservation workers as far as I can tell

None of them ever said a word about it to me. I only found out in college when a friend from high school asked something like "So did you ever get better from that condition?" and I asked "What condition? I've never had any condition"

I stay off the app all day. Come back. Nothing but people talking about Ye tweets AGAIN!

Result of prompting AI to create an image from the word "groyper" (not kidding)

The only value of creating this edit is to add it to a portfolio that can get you hired to create truck commercials. It should never have been shown to the public.

Tell the Lotus Court students to read Gerard Manley Hopkins and Hart Crane