the website is not very good today, folks

@DustySpunion "amtrak cheeseburger" would be a great band or album name

@byronicbarbie <3 love when lucy's life gets better

@data_lore i am regularly having 20 year-olds or even 18 year-olds messaging me on dating apps and i am always so perplexed by it. like i cant imagine being the kind of person who goes "oh yeah cool i'm just gonna go on a date with this literal teenager," even if i didnt make the first move

@byronicbarbie lots of people jerk off to me too so you can trust i have specialist knowledge in the topic

@byronicbarbie idk and i also cant find the post i replied to so its possible ive become too much of a bimbo to perform basic computer tasks. or maybe i was just too stoned lmao. ill DM you my tumblr username

@byronicbarbie well as i said in a reply to ur tumblr ive already been going insane for a couple years and i havent gotten laid in that time period so its wholly possible spending a lot more time on my knees and my back will make me less insane rather than more

@byronicbarbie unironically like 10% even more bimbofied after reading a bunch of ur tumblr last night, which is impressive, because i was already pretty much stuck in empty-headed naked egirl slut mode

@byronicbarbie gosh lucy ur so babygirl goals (unironic)

@byronicbarbie also saw ur tumblr and now im very tempted to start a porn tumblr of my own

@byronicbarbie honestly gonewild has been pretty dead ever since they broke all the third party apps, i get a fraction of the engagement i used to. also the dudes are way sadder so idk

@byronicbarbie truly sad. maybe i should consider moving my titties over from reddit to tumblr tho

@byronicbarbie i do too (love you being porn and also myself being porn) but i don't have a tumblr so sadly i cannot indulge

@suchnerve "snarky"

@byronicbarbie no...... thank you

@evelynwebsite ahahahaha the ratio