The General
@worldlyhermit38
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hope grows in a dump
Pennsylvania, USA
Joined October 2023
I see this creature and it makes me smile.
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@morgasmic_lust @GoodReddit thanks for the tip morgan, I'll put it to good use when I decide to go on the run from society.
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if you don't close your mouth when you chew gum, I genuinely want to rip your fucking jaw off.
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locked in vs geeked.
This video kills me every time because there’s a whole lynx in the library, and that one kid will not turn around from Roblox for even a second.
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"I'm going to need to review the BD before I can make further judgement.".
Seeing a Florida judge throw on a Quest 2 to experience the crime in first person is crazy. 2025 is off to a fun start.
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dude, I'm cooked, I didn't do, like, any of my homework.
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I have no words
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@Publicacc8621 @Gege_slapper I hate to disagree with you, but by all accounts, mine included, I have to disagree.
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@OneFordyBoiv2 only reply that has more interest in marvel than just watching the corporate slop that Disney's been pumping out.
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me when I'm making funny jokes on the internet with people my age
On Selena Gomez’s 18th birthday, Tyler celebrated and started to sexually harass her online.
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the pfp vs the user
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my boyfriend is 14 and I'm 15, guys am I going to hell?.
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10 oomfs without saying their names. gay furry femboy. guy that can't smell. person that can't smell that also fucks eyes. oomf that reminds me of my last ex. gay femboy. Awesome James. tuxedo cat. my number one they/them. deergirl. deergirl's bunny husband.
10 oomfs without saying their names. 4chan user discovering twitter. gay. femboy. green pea guy . furry. chester mf. gooner. jew. cute mf. loser.
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characters? I know real people like this.
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look at this freshly opened peanut butter jar, sure hope nothing happens to it
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@Diamondjj1_REAL @rakes1ar see, my first thought is "how gay do you have to be for this to be the first response?", but it could also be that, unfortunately.
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fuck man, now I gotta go crank my hog.
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why did I post this at 5 in the morning.
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I would actually just never speak to them again.
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have you ever been embraced and caressed in a comforting manner? that shit will change your life.
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this inspired me to crank it for the second time today.
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hot take, chocolate ice cream is mid, I genuinely cannot remember the last time I actually enjoyed eating plain chocolate ice cream on its own.
If one of these Ice Cream flavors had to go away forever, which one are you guys choosing? 🍨
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to wish suffering upon others, especially bystanders, is extremely disgraceful and you should be ashamed.
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yall ever just casually long for someone, not for their touch and affection, but for the company of their soul?.
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okay. hear me out. .
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three of the silliest people I know liked this tweet
me when I eat the whimsical gobblegum instead of the ultra gobblegum after round 30 because I forgot to change it
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lowkey need to move on bro, it's getting pathetic atp.
mfs wake up at 1 in the morning and sit there for two hours just to scroll through old messages and say shit like "I miss her" and "I still love her" (I'm mfs).
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voros twins incredibased confirmed.
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where do I find this species of women?.
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at first, I was like "it can't be that bad, we'll just tough it out, we've had bad presidents before," but now I'm like "we're cooked".
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@spenceandsons see, I just play into it, because if they're joking, I can say that I was too, but if they're serious, things will lead where they lead (don't do this, this is how you end up in a situationship, I repeat, do NOT do this).
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okay, so, hypothetically, if I said I found the idea of doing this to a robot, like, really super arousing, what does that mean?.
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I hope to one day achieve my dreams of being dominated by a woman.
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Americans are dumb as hell, why on earth would you elect a gemini??.
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they made science woke, time to disregard science because it doesn't corroborate my ideas (this is flat earth logic).
The “science guy” who Biden just awarded a Presidential Medal of Freedom doesn’t know basic biology 🤡. He’s a radical LGBTQ propagandist.
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looks like Sully was really in the thick of it.
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need.
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I love this picrew so much, I keep using it every few months
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mfw when I see some banger porn but it's ruined by incest
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I'm not one of those people that's attracted to objects, but if I was, I'd be stroking it to this.
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but freedom of religion doesn't, go worship the gods of Tamriel today, there's nothing stopping you.
Freedom of speech comes with responsibility, use it wisely.
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@Bubotomy usually I just say "nuke it for a couple seconds/minutes" if I'm gonna tell someone to microwave something.
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throwback to six days ago when I took possibly the gayest photo I've ever taken
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is it normal to want to tell the truth, but then not do it because you're so far deep into the lie that you don't know where to begin?.
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@Mr_solo_dolo115 bro account too big to tell anyone outside the priv what happened, this is some fascinating ass phenomenon right here.
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even funnier knowing Daniel Radcliffe is actually pretty jacked.
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it has been more than difficult, but I'm going strong, found other (questionably healthy) coping mechanisms that are working for me
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I'm too high to be watching this shit.
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I busted all over the screen.
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me looking at my uncle when Mike Tyson's bare ass cheeks showed up on screen
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I pull up to the mirror and say "yo I look like that??" and walk away.
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stole weed and prescription medications, bouta get fucked up and play some COD tonight.
today's a day where I'm gonna do something there's no turning back from, I can feel it.
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pissed my pants laughing. good one, mate.
FREEzer.
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my grandfather is older than Arnold Schwarzenegger???.
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need to do this to someone.
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this is just evolved ytp.
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ngl, I like men, like, I'd fuck the shit of of a dude if I thought he was cute enough.
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I miss her
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I love her so much, I hope she's doing okay with her work and stuff.
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