beetleplexx
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beetleplex |20| nsfw alt: @EdwardSkeletrix
Joined March 2024
Me: oh a new fortnite update came out i wonder what the leaks are.Firemonkey:
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Playing minecraft 2 and i notice my first quest line is to start the fourth reich
@JohnnyS89206078 I basically announced minecraft 2. I thought that maybe people ACTUALLY do want me to make another game that's super similar to the first one, and I'm loving working on games again. I don't super duper care exactly which game I make first (or even if I make more), but I do know.
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@blephin_ Me (32M) attempting to rescue this african american gentleman (44M) and his daughter (4F) not knowing its a filmed project
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The laughing cow: i don’t know, are… are you sure it will fit?.Me: ill be gentle baby hold tight to those sheets
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Stop putting anime pits on here it wasnt even anime it was furry art. I only like furry pits.
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@blephin_ I never goed to my restroom in the sckool because i was afrait of a skibbity toilet coming out and eatingme.
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what is this stupid ass reddit millennial industry plant character bro.
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@XEXEEZY They probably have it locked behind a laser-activated security system and bullet-proof glass inside of a bunker in Syberia. But we will find her. I hope she’s made out of skin-safe silicone.
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Me when I found out what fallenchungus said about farts
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@XEXEEZY Would under her wings classify as armpits ? Would it smell good of i stick my nose under her wings?.
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@blephin_ This snowflake generation is always playing roblox and fortnite instead of poke the boner.
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Whimsy ahh game
Can yall stop being a fucking weirdos and ruiny my whimsy ahh game.
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@ferno_x5 Point your fingers at me and yell all you want. I don’t care what people say about me, I will continue inhaling armpits like whippets. I mean seriously, who the hell do you think you’re talking to? Do you have any idea who I am? I have more power than you think.
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Why does the top picture for meowskulls on google have her feet circled?
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@Schmrgl You should do having your foreskin stuck on a zipper or dont i dont know man ive been pissing kidney stones for about an hour now.
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hey hailey welch, i wrote you, but you still aint calling.i invested twelve grand on your hawk tuah currency.i sent two emails with great urgency, you mustve not got 'em.there probably was a problem at xmail or somethin.but fuck it girl hows the podcast?
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@bwin21 @goober_jam @IamxXREDVENOMXx @mangkokayammmm @FazoomJr @MidasIsGolden I like to dig in my butt
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@ItsNeoDement @TF2Emporium “There is no way this transmute could amount to anything”.Candyman’s cap and spellbook page:
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Cochise your new album has me… ahhhhh… just had to let that out
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@danghentschel I’m both glad and disappointed you’re alive. I’m disappointed since I had plans to go to your gravestone and spray paint “cocky want boing boing” on it. But hey, at least you’re alive.
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@SpeedyDingaling Me walking to the valve server room with a bat that has #killtf2 carved on it ready to bring some action (woah… got some goosebumps writing that. I need some time, that was intense.)
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@RothTheWerewalf Hello! I’m beetleplex, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I was just wondering, could I see her armpits?.
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I wanna star in a Netflix series! Twitter, do your thing.
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