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BREAKING: FA retrospectively award Lacazette goal after Carl, 18, from Holloway, gets his shatterproof ruler out
Thank you to
@GoonerVAYA
for this image.
It proves that no part of Lacazette is actually offside anyway!
#Arsenal
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368 appearances so far. Absolutely incredible stuff. Put his body on the line for us time after time, has overcome so much and still keeps fighting.
We’ll be with you, Ryan Shawcross.
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Michael O’Neill took over when we were on a one-way ticket to League One. He dismantled a team groaning from overpaid ‘big name’ mercenaries and built a team with twice the spirit for the fraction of other Stoke managers’ budgets. For all his faults, that was quite the feat.
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Our final tweet of the decade is an appreciation of Ryan Shawcross.
371 appearances. Rock at the back no matter the competition or opponent. Only cup final captain. From 2007 to present, on and off the pitch Ryan has been outstanding. A Stoke City legend.
Build. That. Statue.
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Badou:
Gives the gaffer lovely bear hugs
Gees up the fans...before we defend a corner
Crocks Harry Arter
Also is the best midfielder in the Championship
🇸🇳
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This Michael Owen story is so Partridge.
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CHOUPO-MOTING STRIKES AGAIN
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And you thought playing him at RWB was rogue.
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When Jesus came back from the dead he only stuck around for 40 days before being on his way again.
When Tony Pulis came back to Stoke he won promotion, established them in the Prem, took them to an FA Cup Final and the Europa League knockouts.
Built different.
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We’ve drawn with all of England
We’re never gonna stop
From Bolton down to Millwall
We’ll draw the f*****g lot
Our centre halves are solid
But we never f*****g score
We are Stoke City
And we’re gonna f*****g draw
Allez Allez Allez
Having checked hundreds of league tables from around the planet, it looks like Stoke have drawn the most games in world football this season.
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Stoke City 2018/19: Happy Hour Again
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FINISHING CHANCES. YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT.
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Stoke City
We are massive.
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Greatest Wembley goal of all time all other opinions are wrong
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Happy Birthday, you absolute genius.
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Don’t want him back. At all. But Tone loves this club and I’ll never not be grateful.
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My favourite Stoke player ever
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SHIT. DID YOU SEE THAT? HE MUST HAVE A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE
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This looks fucking mint tbf
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Absolutely massive for Brentford and Fulham, because they know if they lose they’re getting flattened under the Michael O’Neill’s 100-point steamroller next season.
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Here’s birthday boy
@muniesa92
starting and finishing a move against Burnley. OH GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL
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Just blessing your timeline
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Holy shit.
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Barnsley 2 Stoke 4
Fulham 1 Stoke 0
Huddersfield 2 Stoke 5
Brentford 1 Stoke 0
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The few Hull fans who made it were great today. Their club has been buggered by a set of complete dickheads. Their team felt like an U18 side, felt more pity than malice.
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As Shaqiri picks up his medal you’ll just know he’ll feel a pang of regret that he didn’t track back and help out his fullback in our draw at Huddersfield.
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That’s it. That’s the season. Michael O’Neill has won more games than Rowett and Jones combined. But more than that, he’s brought back the spirit, grit and shithousery back to the Potters. Fantastic. Up the Potters.
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Nick Powell scored Stoke’s last goal before lockdown, Stoke’s first goal after football resumed and Stoke’s first competitive goal since fans returned.
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What a statement.
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I love the Stoke team again. I enjoy watching us play. I recognise the graft and talent of the players. I feel proud of us when we do well and look on the bright side when we don’t.
Imagine saying that a couple of years ago. Michael O’Neill has done something amazing.
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Absolutely here for Joe Bursik celebrating a last minute save like he’d scored the winner. Loved it.
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James McClean is bigger than ten men
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Incredibly wise of us to sign the best midfielder on the fucking planet.
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Sam Clucas. You gave a shit. Thanks mate. Sorry you have to play with that shower.
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Joe fucking Allen. A different animal under MON. So great to see. Danny Batth’s best game in a Stoke shirt too.
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Arnie. Was. So. Fucking. Good.
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I mean, it is incredibly bad luck to sign 91 players in 5 seasons and for them all to be shit
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“Shocking. Let me just pause it here. What’s she doing there? Stark’s just burst completely unmarked into the area. I know Winterfell’s a tough place to go, but if I’m the Night King I’m asking my backline who are they picking up? No-one, that’s who! Rancid!”
#GameOfThrones
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13 years. 13 years of pointing, marshalling, organising, tackling, clearing, launching, hoofing, nodding, commanding, dominating, backpocketing, representing, smashing, honouring, delighting, inspiring, captaining, leading, being... Ryan Shawcross. Our greatest signing.
#SCFC
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Three years ago today 😢
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Do not ever be fooled by Gullis’ resignation. This twat was braying loudly about his Boris support and is jumping ship the minute the tide has turned. He’s an embarrassment to the area and deserves nothing but contempt.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! That....was a goal!
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Do yourself a favour.
Turn the volume right up all the way.
Listen to you and 35,000 of your mates celebrate.
Five times.
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Happy birthday to one of the most likeable Stoke players ever, Marc Muniesa ❤️❤️❤️
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Are we honestly having conversations about ‘besmirching the England flag’ when every tournament there’s a litany of England flags THAT PEOPLE LITERALLY WRITE ON THEMSELVES?
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We had nothing at all to play for. And not only do we win, we absolutely shit on their dreams. Michael O’Neill is the EFL thanos.
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Ten years ago today this man played his last game for Stoke. Mesmerising, Maverick, Magnificent. God.
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Ryan Shawcross.
That’s the tweet.
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The noise of that chest + volley. Lovely.
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Have a nice Monday everyone
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New managers, come on down to Stoke City!
Lofty league position ❌
Stability ❌
Strong direction and identity ❌
Quality, motivated players ❌
Holistic and successful transfer policy ❌
Warm, accessible ground ❌
Delilah's Bar open after the match ✅
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Fuck it. I’ll say it. I miss him.
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I am lucky to have seen Xherdan Shaqiri play for Stoke City.
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Remember when he used to just randomly appear on the wing after a set piece.
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Ricardo Fuller, scoring goals. ❤️
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Let’s just recap:
✅ Gave Rowett pelters
✅ Bought inflatable snakes
✅ Played most the game with a man advantage
✅ Did a big bounce at 1-1
✅ Conceded to a former player
✅ Lost to Rowett
✅ Roadworks
What a night to be a Derby fan.
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So goals for Afobe, Bojan and Choupo-Moting this weekend. Add that to Saido’s goals in Belgium, Pieters doing two assists for Burnley and Lambert starting well for Ipswich. Half expecting Diego Arismendi to win the ballon d’or.
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@matshummels
Hi Mats, you could experience Peter's excellent sense of humour every day if you signed for Stoke City. You'd enjoy it.
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Lynden Gooch, it’s time to reveal if you’re a faithful or a traitor
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12 point deduction for Wigan for their dodgy owners
30 point deduction for Derby for their dodgy owners and the Rooney transfer is definitely a scam I mean come on
15 point deduction for QPR because they’re always up to something
25 for Reading because fuck Reading
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Absolutely mind-bending how differently a London club player who accidentally commits a leg break is treated by the press compared to one from horrible Stoke.
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Alan Hudson is Alan Hudson from start to finish here. Including the flick of the hair before the throw-in.
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A curated compilation of yesterday x
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Brendan Rodgers finally brave enough to return to England after this then?
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Ryan Woods vs. Swansea City
Passes: 399
Completed: 401
Pass Accuracy: 99.9%
xP: 5.2
Man of the Match Awards: 3
Unreal numbers 👏
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[During Sex]
Me: Hurt me
Her: Stoke are ill-equipped for The Championship
Me: What
Her: Gary Rowett’s football already looks very limited and they have been unable to properly overhaul the squad
Me: What
Her: Bojan’s future at the club is shaky at best
Me: Stop
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In 05/06 Johan Boskamp signed a striker from Gillingham. He was gangly, awkward and couldn’t trap a bag of cement. He became instrumental in us going up and staying up. He nearly died in a riot at the African Cup of Nations. He’s a cult hero. His son made his debut tonight.
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Nick Powell hates Nathan Jones more than the loves football. You have to respect it.
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Remember when Zonz curled one into the top corner to make it 5-0 against Liverpool? Remember when SJW made it five at Wembley? Remember Fuller turning Laursen? Remember Assaidi against Chels? Whelo at Spurs? Crouch v City?
We are our history. We are what we were.We are Stoke.
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World Cup Winner Steven N’Zonzi. The guy the bloke behind you thought was bone idle.
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