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"The Friendly Cyber Ghost.™" Army vet, gun nut, constitutional conservative, amateur graphic artist, and local menace. #NoneOfTheAbove #2A #3D2A
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Are y'all excited?
@winkytheghost
Clearly you're better at the computer stuff than I am could you make this one better?
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@hollowearthterf
Meanwhile, nearly every woman I've dated had a bathroom that looked like this:
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@SwissWatchGuy
It's like if you have to explain a joke, it wasn't funny in the first place. Same applies here: if you have to explain what he said, perhaps he should have found a better way to say it.
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@stclairashley
Woman too lazy to grocery shop for herself, blames a man anyways. Film at 11.
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This is why calls for unity are bullshit. Known bunny boiler
@LauraLoomer
continues her bullshit along with the other Trump grifters. Ok, Ron dropped out. You got what you want but that's not enough.
Watching your breakdown when Trump loses in November will be a sight to
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@TheAKGuy
@retrorifle
It's a Christmas miracle, the AK Guy holding an AR and smiling. Merry Christmas!
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My Dearest Cassandra,
I am mustering the men of the 26th MAGA Rifles about to lead them into Civil War. The battle will be hard fought but we have much work to do before we go.
Many of our troops are out of shape and overweight. One of which had some of the most expensive
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@FordJohnathan5
Red Adair said if you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait till you hire an amateur.
Seems like this is going to get really expensive for Trump.
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@KristiNoem
@MELANIATRUMP
From your qualifications it seems like Trump should pick you to lead the ATF rather than VP.
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@classicsgroyp
@DramaAlert
Riiiiight, a cyber team just broke in to post gay porn and nothing else. Sure, sure.
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Good morning everyone! For those in Iowa I hope you're staying warm and keep up the good work!
Meanwhile, your boy Winky has intercepted some intel. Turns out Miss Loomer wasn't happy about Trump's snubbing her in a hotel lobby upon his arrival last night.
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@LauraLoomer
@TeamDeSantis
It's *sob* not fair. Ron, c'mon, please you dropped out *sniffle* we need your help.
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"Your apartment smells like cat shit" said Roger Stone as he winced when walking through the door.
"What do you even mean?" said Laura angrily flailing her arms at Roger. "I don't smell anything!"
Has Laura become nose blind to her kitties? You didn't ask for it but here it
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My Dearest Cassandra,
I want to thank you and the rest of the Timcast crew for sending me my beanie. I know I left without my beloved headwear but when General Trump made the call, I had to make haste. The timing of its arrival was perfect as training the men has become a
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Listen son, if you have to call yourself alpha, you ain't alpha.
When I was 17 I was shipping off to basic training after high school.
17.
Single.
Alpha male.
Wildly successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
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@BowTiedPassport
@Playboysparadox
Louisianian here and can confirm women have been line dancing to anything for years.
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@MattAAW
@RonDeSantis
@CNN
I like how the guy tried a gotcha question on rules of engagement to a former JAG officer.
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Get your popcorn ready. There seems to be some callings of outs in the MAGA camp. Grace Chong of Steve Bannon's war room is calling out grifters.
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Never go full loomer.
Good evening everyone! Even the haters and the losers! 😘
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LOUISIANA JOINS THE FIGHT.
LETS GO!
Louisiana stands with Texas.
Enough is enough.
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@TRADOC
Hey, isn't TRADOC supposed to be about combat readiness? So why is TRADOC marketing a soldier that looks like a busted can of biscuits?
Pretty sure physical fitness is a big part of combat readiness.
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@TheLeoTerrell
@MassieforKY
You're a liberal so no surprise you don't care for a real conservative like Massey.
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One of the things I learned back in the day working in information operations was message discipline. This is to ensure the information you're putting out cannot be twisted by your opponent. It's something I still practice myself in my professional life.
What you're witnessing
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Moments before Jeffery tweeted this:
It is a historic disgrace for the Supreme Court that Clarence Thomas is on the bench for today’s argument. The legal issue in the case is about the “insurrection” in which his wife was a participant.
#SCOTUS
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"There's no way Ryan could have done all that" Laura exclaimed not knowing what the hell she's talking about.
"That gun had to have pistol whipped his girlfriend by itself. Ryan is too weak to flail a gun like that around."
"Hey, Laura" Roger quipped.
Laura looked down and
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While it was a cloudy, yet dreary day in New Hampshire, the Trump team was relieved as their path to the primaries was clear. They had one more hurdle to overcome by knocking a persistent Nikki Haley out of the race. Everyone was in good spirits on the morning of the New
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Hey
@MattWalshBlog
, remember that time your friend
@RealCandaceO
was hawking "Freedom Phone" that turned out to be crap? It was nothing more than a $500 rebranded cheap Chinese Android phone.
The best part about the tweet illustrated below is the "Twitter for iPhone" tag at the
Wow. Well done. You have just managed to describe
@RealCandaceO
in a way that is the complete, diametric opposite of the truth. I could not imagine a less accurate description of Candace than "globalist, pro-lockdown, pro-woke, and pro-vaccine." She was one of the earliest and
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Uh, this you bro?
Funny you didn't mind taking a selfie with someone who said Casey DeSantis faked her cancer.
@FionnMkool2112
@KurtSchlichter
Guess what? I don't follow those accounts, I don't support them, and I never posted anything similar on my account.
I will admit to making fun of boots, Bill Mitchell, and a few other influencers. But never Ron DeSantis' voters.
Unlike them, I have a leg to stand on.
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“I HAVE THEM ALL” Laura screamed at nobody in particular.
“EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THOSE TRAITORS” she continued to bellow into the void. “THEY CANNOT ESCAPE, IT IS INEVITABLE, THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN”
Laura was meticulously collecting more data on those people she perceived as
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It was a gorgeous day at a random Florida Starbucks. The sun was out, people were enjoying their day. It was busy but only a low roar could be heard in the establishment over the sterilized music pumped over the loudspeakers. People were enjoying their coffee as well as catching
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Laura Loomer was in her office hate watching Fox News as Governor Ron DeSantis was giving a press conference. “HE JUST WON’T GO AWAY, WHY WON’T HE GO AWAY” she screams for no reason.
Jimmy, Laura’s husky thickset assistant waddled into her office thinking something was wrong
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Laura was getting ready to be a public nuisance by standing in front of people’s houses who tweeted poorly about her one and only. She was angrily collecting items she found would help her along her journey of becoming a menace to society. “They will pay” she growled as she
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*CLUNK*
"You're going to get us caught you old geezer" growled Laura at Roger for knocking over a book.
Roger shrugs and flips Laura off as he wanders in the distance. Meanwhile Laura is trying to find something, anything to stick.
"I'll get that Ron DeSantis" she murmured as
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Jason Miller was walking at a rather fast pace down the hallway at Trump HQ. He sees Laura walking towards him and bellows out "Laura, I swear I paid that bitch"
"She's claiming I hadn't paid." an exasperated Miller wheezed as he's out of shape.
"Jason, you should have thought
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It was a sunny yet chilly Sunday afternoon in Iowa. Everyone was enjoying their day as it was a new year, a fresh start for a lot of people. The caucuses were just over a week away and Iowans were going about their lives as usual despite starting off a new election year. Except
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Laura was swiftly walking down the hallway of Trump HQ as if she had a stick up her fourth point of contact.
“We got him this time, Roger” she exclaimed.“Did you see the College Football Playoff selection show last night? Florida State was snubbed. That's in Ron DeSantis’
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@DefiantLs
Ah yes, smashing capitalism with a trendy laptop manufactured by the largest corporation by market cap.
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@KristiNoem
What's interesting about this ad is you brazenly let people know you're easily bought and paid for.
Get that bag, girlfriend.
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It was a sunny Florida afternoon in Palm Beach as one intrepid Miss Loomer was on another investigation driving to her local DMV. This time she decided not to be a thorn in the side of other Republicans but instead to finally focus on Democrats. Albeit a very low level one.
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@ClayTravis
"But but but *sobs* my calls for *sniffle* jury tampering are justified. *cries*"
Shut up, Clay.
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@FunkerActual
It's like every shot 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Here I used to think the Chinese actually put out good propaganda.
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“Norovirus?” whined Laura as she was laying on an examination table in distress “Don’t you get that from not washing your hands?”
“Yes, ma’am” Laura’s nurse said. Laura was under the weather and checked herself into the clinic. She was suffering from intestinal distress. Much
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First of all I want to thank Gov. DeSantis for having the courage to fight despite against all odds. I'm disappointed by his decision but I'm not giving up.
As of today, I am no longer a Republican because I feel the GOP left me. I've been a registered Republican since I was
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
- Winston Churchill
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@iabanon
A Denali HD dually with custom rims and a bull bar goes for quite a bit of money. A brand new one goes for about 90k and up and that's not including the after market stuff.
Sounds like you're jealous because you can't afford it.
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@Unfilteredboss1
A dog that's injured and no chance for recovery like if it was hit by a car? Sure. Rabies? Yes. It's old and sick and treatment doesn't work? You take it to a vet and have it put down humanely.
A healthy dog barely over a year old that needs training or could be adopted by
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Laura was at her studio at Rumble HQ preparing for her show. Everyone was in good spirts surprisingly. It was only hours from when Loomer Unleashed was to go live. While sitting at her desk, Laura was putting the finishing touches on her interview questions.
“BAWSE….BAWSE…yer
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It was a pretty slow day at Rumble Studios as Laura was preparing for her next show. Her sharply dressed friend Roger Stone decided to pay her a visit but it wasn’t a good one.
“What the fuck are you doing?” Roger said with a disappointed look on his face. “You’re now calling
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So first off I can't sleep and second doing some research I come across this image and just had to go off on a rant for a moment.
Imagine a grown ass man in his 50s who pretends to be a pet to another grown ass man. Not just hat but being pampered by another grown man as if
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So Trump is going around beating off dudes for morale?
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I have to give credit where credit is due. SGT Thomas here has shown incredible restraint dealing with an insufferable sky screamer claiming to be a victim.
Love the "Have a nice day" at the end, lol.
Breaking: Karen Laura Loomer cries victim after being kicked out of Haley's event
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Another day, another MAGA War Room post community noted.
You can set your watch to it.
President Trump in Iowa: I wouldn’t support a Covid shutdown.
“I’m a federalist.”
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Nope because the 2nd Amendment is for everyone.
EVERYONE.
Does this video of Black women with guns offend you?
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Laura was outside town hall screaming into a megaphone being a scourge on the public peace. Nobody knew why Laura was there in the first place but only to Laura herself. Not even Roger Stone who reluctantly tagged along.
“NIKKI IS AN ANCHOR BABY” she shouted into the microphone.
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@3YearLetterman
Rooting for Bama because they're in the SEC is like rooting for the devil because he's in the bible.
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Nikki has been taking heavy losses on the digital front recently. Find out more in yet another episode of Winky's Military History.
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You see, what makes good satire is there is always a tinge of truth to it.
DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
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@libsoftiktok
You buried your clarification thinking you were slick but never bothered to delete the offending post because you wanted to farm engagement. Now you want to play the victim.
You're no different than the libs you feature on your videos. I thought integrity was a conservative
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@barnes_law
Bro, Rittenhouse's legal team kicked you off and you guarded for known cuck Jack Murphy 🤣🤣🤣. I'd hire Sean looooooooong before I'd ever hire you.
The kids were showing signs of neglect, wearing the same damn dirty clothes for four days. FOUR DAYS. On top of that they're not
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It was a sunny Friday morning at Mar-A-Lago. Birds were singing, the sun was shining bright. People were in a good mood, even one Roger Stone who was dressed to the nines despite being a trash human being. He didn’t care, he was happy being a polished turd. Everything seemed
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“I GOT HER THIS TIME” An angry, childless, and perpetually single Laura Loomer screamed.
“Roger, Casey DeSantis is running for governor in Florida. I knows it, I feels it.” she said in a gravely voice.
Roger glanced at Laura then looked back at his phone disinterested. “Really,
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@ChrisCandy4u
Your dad's movies were my favorites growing up. I even watched the old Camp Candy Saturday morning cartoon.
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Who appointed Justice Barrett again?
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 5-4 that the Biden admin can remove physical barriers Texas put at their border to stop the invasion.
Barrett and Roberts voted with the libs.
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It was a quiet Monday morning at Mar-A-Lago for a short moment until a raucous Laura Loomer decided to grace everyone with her presence. Team Trump collectively groaned as they all knew what was going to follow.
“I TOLD YOU ALL DIDN’T I” Laura bellowed. “I TOLD YOU…Joe Biden is
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