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@wilsafris
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1 year
@t_sadiity i do all my shoplifting at walgreens
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@wilsafris
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2 years
@nypost i have 38 dollars in my checking account and i cannot afford an electric car. i can barely pay my electric bill now.
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@wilsafris
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3 years
@factcheckdotorg these fact checkers write the best opinion pieces
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9 months
@picotop i stole 37 million from the PPP Fund
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ i cheated on my wife and got monkeypox
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2 months
@boriquagato i am voting for trump because he will save my cat
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3 years
@libsoftiktok is this one of those groomers i keep hearing about???
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@wilsafris
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5 years
@Liz_Cheney @Metalworks4 @SpeakerPelosi i cannot wait until Trump is on the $20 bill. or maybe the $100! seeing his face on our currency forever will be the best gift for generations to come!
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@wilsafris
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2 months
@carlcortright i moved to san francisco because i can shit on the sidewalk and not get in trouble. i love it here
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@wilsafris
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2 years
@TaylorLorenz maybe the two of you can date now ha ha ha ha ha
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5 years
@Kica333 just a slight fever
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2 years
@bennyjohnson is this the girl with the big ass?
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2 years
@laurajfagan i love san francisco because you can shit on the sidewalk maskless and not get in troube.
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2 years
@libsoftiktok i love san francisco because I can shit on the sidewalk and not get in trouble.
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@wilsafris
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2 years
@unusual_whales could you please use the bill gates pic where he has the massive tits? that kind of turns me on
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2 years
@FatsPostingLs diabetes has entered the chatroom
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5 years
@robreiner i cannot wait until Trump is on the $20 bill. or maybe the $100! seeing his face on our currency forever will be the best gift for generations to come!
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@wilsafris
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1 month
@FrankLuntz 2024 debate? this is the worst line in the history of 250 years of american politics
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2 years
@FilledWithMoney what will be "insane" is when houses prices drop 90 percent in the next few years
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11 months
@MomsPostingLs poor unmarried boomer here, how do i meet these triad folks
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2 years
@bennyjohnson this is turning into the worst cover ups of all time
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@wilsafris
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9 months
@Kasparov63 why is everyone so scared to hear what putin has to say sheesh
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@wilsafris
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3 years
@ParikPatelCFA i just panic dumped my whole account. all stocks will be green by lunch time
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@wilsafris
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2 years
@TRHLofficial Anyone who didn’t Kamala their way through law school you just broke the internet
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3 years
@lporiginalg is this one of those groomers i hear about?
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@wilsafris
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1 year
@privatebankass if he had put that 350k into 5 percent treasury bills 18 months ago he would have 22 million dollars now. crazy
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5 years
@leahmcelrath they are classifying a public disease. Am I going insane?
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2 years
@grandoldmemes i am abstaining from gay orgies during this troubling time
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@notlouisck i haven't had an erection since my third covid shot
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4 years
@lporiginalg cheaper than flying to the virgin islands for a week
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@scheplick walgreens is still my favorite place to shoplift
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4 years
@_Crypto_Maniac_ is that hr block open? i need my taxes done
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3 years
@libsoftiktok i think this might be one of those groomers i keep hearing about
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@wilsafris
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@midwestern_ope my sunglasses broke on ragbrai (bike ride across iowa) and the counter guy at caseys offered to give me his pair
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2 years
@3YearLetterman canada cant even win the stanley cup anymore
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5 years
@IvankaTrump Ivanka 2024‼️. First woman president 🌸❤️🍀
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@wilsafris
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5 years
@unscriptedmike i cannot wait until Trump is on the $20 bill. or maybe the $100! seeing his face on our currency forever will be the best gift for generations to come!
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@wilsafris
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3 months
@AlinaKrylovaaa hello i would love to take you to Denny's which is very famous american food for lumberjack slams and really get to know you better.
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1 month
@Kitler512 now imagine a country wide port strike
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@wilsafris
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4 years
@sentimentrader i just capitulated. bought back my short position. it can go down now.
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8 months
@Handrev i went all in 30 year treasury bonds in 2017 at 1.06 percent. i am relieved at the safety and excited for the 1 percent gain for the next 23 years.
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@SwissWatchGuy remember when reagan fired all the air traffic controllers? good times. good times
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@fesshole so this took a very dark turn
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1 year
@KobeissiLetter don't worry folks, the fed will print more cows soon
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2 years
@xavierofficials maybe you could dress him up as a girl and have 2 girlfriends
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2 years
@ChristinaPushaw @womensmarch and they are all biologists
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2 years
@concodanomics i think the fed will bankrupt every country on earth to retain the dollar as the reserve currence. first up...Japan. next up england.
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2 years
@USMiniTru i am not going to an orgy for the next 3 weeks
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@bfraser747 integrity
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ i wish i had half the strength of that belt buckle
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@wilsafris
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10 months
@AKBrews it's 17 below zero and i havent left my house in 2 days, i would pay 1 million dollars for tatertot casserole right now
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@Th_Midwesterner this is completely disgusting
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@itsalexkay fap furiously
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2 years
@TimRunsHisMouth i am abstaining from all gay orgies during this troubling time
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5 years
@JacobCanfield best trade.... bought litecoin at 400, sold at 100......loss 75 percent. worst trade..... bought XRP 3.00 sold at .3 loss 90 percent.
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@LasVegasLocally trump 2024 bitchezzzzzz
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@LasVegasLocally good talk russ
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3 years
@realchrisrufo is this one of those groomers i keep hearing about???
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@GuyDealership i am not buying a new car until i can get a 30 year 6.5% loan
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2 months
@MarieDeeSecret hello princess. i would love to take you to Denny's for Lumberjack Slams and really get to know you better. Yes! My DM's are open!
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@NotKennyRogers damn, did she get diddied too?
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2 months
@punt_rd every little thing she does is magic the song is technically perfect
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@itsalexkay fap furiously
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4 months
@themouthmatusow i am gonna register on day 9 and start in the money bitchezzz
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5 years
@TheStalwart My lease holder had a beautiful addition to the lease-- Force Majeure. If building is closed by the CDC or Forced by Govt to shut down, no rent for me! Damn, Aces for getting that in there! I didn't think it was a big deal at the time! whoops!
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@wilsafris
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1 year
@lporiginalg boomer here. in my whole life i have never had someone that hot in my bed. the girl is ok too i guess.
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@wilsafris
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5 years
@PeterLBrandt @RaoulGMI @RealVision at the end of the Roman Empire when you were in college how did they handle monetary policy?
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2 months
@AlinaKrylovaaa Hello princess, I am a boomer who would love to take you to Denny’s for lumberjack slams and really get to know you better thank you for the opportunity
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2 years
@NikkiFried quit computer generating your tweets.
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2 months
@TrumpWarRoom if you do this my cat and ducks will be safe. thank you president trump
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4 years
@LasVegasLocally is anyone protesting resort fees
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2 years
@WatcherGuru @CryptoBcl ok i a seriously fucking broke now
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@BGatesIsaPyscho all 4 of these dudes are horrible
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@nbminor i think they are keeping it warm so the denverzueleans can adapt easier
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2 years
@calculatedrisk cant wait until houses are 90 percent cheaper
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3 years
@lporiginalg i knew her sister Mena Pause. nice girl
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@TripleNetInvest walgreens is my favorite place to shoplift
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1 year
@Larryjamieson_ i started passing out packs of cigarettes to kids on the playground today to help the stock price of BTI
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3 years
@DunedainRanger9 i am gonna eat sunfish and ducks that i can catch from my local city pond. so i am good.
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3 years
@PunchableFaceVI i use bitcoin to fund my illegal poker account
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@harleyxwest hello, your kitchen is bigger than my whole apartment so i doubt you would like me
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4 years
@Super70sSports does your dog bite?
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4 years
@QTRResearch i just went all in long at 2000 so it should be back to 800 in a few weeks
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5 years
@RampCapitalLLC i cant wait until the fed starts printing food.
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3 years
@lporiginalg i honestly tried to jerk off to this, but i just could not stay hard. fail
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@POdPatriot my whole extended family is addicted to facebook and msnbc. yeah i feel lonely and extremely sad
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1 year
@JoeyMannarinoUS Joey, I saved over one million dollars last year growing my own tomatoes at home and making my own smoothies at home. I took the million and put it into 5 percent treasury bills and now i am retired.
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@NNNIncome at least you got to drive it. i am down 87000 day trading this year
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2 years
@ElyKreimendahl Last time I was in a RadioShack was prob 1981 for some Maxell XL II 90 cassette tapes. good times. good times.
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4 years
@litcapital i have 37 dollars in my checking account until oct 1
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5 years
@HarmlessYardDog totally legit. now somebody tell me where the 8.2 million china mobile phone users went please.
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@AlTheBoss03 johnny bench. the big red machine
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@mansharamani @DiMartinoBooth as long as i stay short the market will never, and i mean neverrrrr go down. looking to panic buy on a solid close above 300 spy for a maximum loss on my position
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