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@willnumba1_
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My sister and her baby daddy arguing. She gon text me “he on the game, get online and kill him” and idk why that’s so funny to me😭😂 maybe because I’m finna do it and recruit mfs to help.
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I’m so fat I got a list of restaurants in my notes that I’m tryna go to😭.
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My nigga texted me at 8:54a “Where the bitches I’m done playing” 😭😭 bruh what is you and yo girl arguing about this early and why you dragging me into it😂.
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I love invisible ink. I be swiping it like a scratch off or something 😂 it’s like open up for a surprise, shit just exciting 🥳.
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My sister said “my fucking side hurt” her dude gon say “that’s cause yo side nigga fucking somebody rn” 😂😂😂😂.
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Niggas still be talking bout bitches they hit 4 years ago😭😭boy that girl don’t even fuck the same. Let it go.
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September, October, November & December all gon be great months! Let’s end the year off right!.
September gone be a great month.
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Stay hungry then bitch.
I hate fake tricks😂😭food ain’t tricking boo.
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Getting my shit together, I refuse to have a miserable life 💆🏽♂️.
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Don’t tell me shit else.
yo soulmate is yo ex im telling yall.
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Y’all be embarrassing tf outta yall partners.
flirting not cheating.
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Once a nigga really love you he hate your friends and think all of em hoes😭.
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Leaving the movies after seeing some scary shit be feeling weird 🤣 like everything seem suspect or unreal. Idk how to explain it lol.
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😭😭it would take Jesus himself to get me off the bitch.
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“He missed that bitch” 😂😂.
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Them 2nd chances be turning into 3rd and 4ths. That’s why ppl keep trying yall.
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@swervjoy Not liking his music is one thing but saying this a broke nigga outfit is insane 😭.
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It must’ve been a nightmare cause im fucked up 🤦🏽♂️💀.
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I even got slapped before. I said this drunk bitch crazy 😭.
I JUST FOUND OUT WOMEN OUT HERE CHOKING MEN WHILE HAVING S*X 🤣.
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I ain’t gon lie Durk better than me. I would’ve been on some “You know Von died, then Dthang died and you just gone leave me when I need you most” I’d be trying everything in the book😭.
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It’s raw when u start fw somebody and they start learning u and the shit u like.
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My niece asked me to play connect4 with her. I told her I was tired, she said lay down. I laid down, she started patting my back. Why I really fall asleep😭moral of the story dont let me watch yall kids. I woke up and it was sugar & vegetable oil everywhere. Im finna kick her ass.
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This sound fucked up I know but sleep hit different when you know you suppose to be at work😭😭💀.
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Being a parent is actually scary because when it come to my kids I’m willing to die behind this shit. Never play when it come to mine!.
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Once I’m mad it’s ova with. Ima be mad until I get tired of being mad😂.
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If a nigga let you take a charge for him he don’t really fwy. A nigga not letting a woman he love do no typa time.
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Damn that nigga greedy.
So you be eating my butt and hers ? 🥴🤮🤮.
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If we ever fall asleep otp together and you still otp when I wake up, we automatically go together now. You my girlfriend 😂.
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Nobody can actually feel yo pain so venting lowkey pointless.
I tell everybody I'm good cuz what u gone do if I'm not.
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My mom just randomly posted like 10 pics of me and my son on her ig and the caption “my son loves being a dad ♥️” I wanna comment and be like “who tf said that” but then she gonna get mad and call me. I don’t got time 😭.
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If this girl post she single one more time ima find her a boyfriend myself🤦🏽♂️.
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I be nonchalant and in my feelings at da same time. 😭😭 like I care but I don’t.
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Hood niggas raising their kids to be hood niggas is the dumbest shit ever and it ain’t gangsta at all.
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My auntie called me talking bout this happened in the Bible and I should pray. Auntie if you don’t get off my line rn wasting my last 24% and my power out.
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I be ugly to myself some days 😭🤢.
We all ugly to somebody g.
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I asked my son for a kiss and he came over here & smacked me. I’m tryna figure out do I wanna whoop his ass or do I respect his gangsta 😭.
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Plies said “ain’t called her in 2 days, gotta let her mind wonder”. I tried that shit and on day 3 she upped a selfie with another nigga🥺💔 I’m done listening to you rap niggas.
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I hope yall really be leaving cuz I was lying. I be going back 🤦♂️.
Fire sex don’t mean nun I’ll still leave you alone.
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So my nigga sent me this screen shot of him and this girl messages and asked me what to say, so you know me, I’m smooth with the mouth, I give bitch the perfect response. This dumb fuck gone copy and paste the message and forgot to delete the “be like” part 😭😭.
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Niggas still tryna be the nigga fucking da most bitches. That lame ass high school shit.
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Y’all ever put PM instead of AM and woke up late wondering why your alarm didn’t go off 😭.
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Idk about a hellcat maybe a hell naw.
Credit score 215 , yall think i can get a hell cat ?.
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I ain’t gone lie women def be sparing niggas feelings. All females got shit in da cut that a hurt a nigga feelings quick😭.
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My lil cousin 16 with 2 kids. I said damn bra you wilding, this nigga gon say “naw you just don’t get no pussy” bitchhhhh.
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And there I was back in September squeezing the juice out them apples for the ppl ❤️🍎.
whoever made apple juice need they dick sucked.
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My next relationship I wanna be able to be more romantic, go on dates and get lit together 💕.
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Bye Spencer😂 on yo iCarly shit.
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I saw a girl at the mall earlier with one white force on and one black one and I just been mad every since.
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It’s the climb hit a lil different 🤣.
Miley Cyrus did her thang w Party in the U.S.A.
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I hope y’all 2021 going better than mine. Only 19 days in and my cousin died 1/3, my grandmother passed 1/16 and today my grandfather was rushed to the hospital. Not even mentioning the 3 day that passed in December💔 Love y’all family🙏🏽 it could happen any day to anyone.
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My dumb ass done went into Dave’s supermarket and asked for some hot chicken🤦🏽♂️ . I ain’t know.
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Do you really? or you gon tell me to shut my fat ass up when you mad at me 😒.
I like my niggas with a lil stomach 🥰.
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Now I just wanna see Yo Gotti vs Dolph since they hate each other so bad. Do it for Memphis 😂.
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She gone stay if she really fwy but as soon as y’all fall out or start arguing she gone hit you with the “boy that’s why you sleeping on that little ass air mattress”.
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If my son think he gon be a street nigga ima join his rival gang and whoop his ass.
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niggas be doing the same doe. A female be like “aww your baby cute” niggas fav line “thank you, it should’ve been yours doe” 😂😂.
Yo BM out here apologizing to other niggas for having a baby by you 🥴.
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