100% true and yet here I am.

@GualaTip Man needs to fit in an offseason trip to Istanbul so he’ll be ready for the Lombardi Trophy pictures next season.

@JonKrawczynski They’re gonna get the 4 seed Jon.

@DeadlineDayLive Haaland to Arsenal.

@trapunzel2k Indirect and kinda funny way to say "I'm not poor."

@ElizLanders @HawleyMO @SenSanders Horseshoe Theory happening in real time.

@liz_franczak @elon @Lakers @robpelinka Adelsons own the Mavericks, need an investigation into their arena/casino situation 👀

@L0m3z GBR

RT @luka7doncic: Grateful for this amazing opportunity. Basketball means everything to me, and no matter where I play the game, I’ll do so…

RT @ShamsCharania: BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for An…

@JonKrawczynski Would take a monumental CBA deal to get done, but unfortunately agree: can’t imagine owners would take a haircut on arena/TV revenue, players on contracts, and so fans are stuck with a worse product.

@PastorDHall @kdmurray622 @TheDunkCentral @dpshow @BASKETBALLonX Ironically they should just shorten the regular season by ~15 games instead, start on Christmas/NYD and wrap playoffs by end of June. Would never happen without owners and players taking a haircut on ticket sales/contracts but instead fans are getting shafted with a worse product

RT @pizzadog103: If i was mozart i definitely would not have gone to the Mozart Death House

@dsryan16 Men of culture.

@finebaum Everyone in the Top 20 is B1G or SEC except Notre Dame and Kansas.

@PeakSxnti @akuffoakoto is this true??

@mlstrat Young Joni for pizza and good cocktails, haven't been to Rochester in a minute.

RT @DrinkAriZona: AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

RT @TomPelissero: The #Vikings and coach Kevin O’Connell have agreed to terms on a multi-year contract extension, sources tell me and @RapS…

@ElizLanders @EricJavits It's a very good hat (and a cool personal tidbit).