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1️⃣ Your theology
2️⃣ Your liturgy
3️⃣ Your mystic
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Sugar is literally digestible sunlight crystals and people still try to tell me it’s bad for people.
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The absolutely based evangelical obsession with biblical knowledge. Yes that old woman at prayer night does have all of Matthew memorized. No she has never heard of your made up term “supralsariansjfbrjdjxhhd.” Yes she is okay.
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I used to libertarian on drug use.
Then my 14 year old cousin got hooked on all kinds of stuff. In and out rehab. Good chance she will either be homeless or dead by the time she’s my age.
Now I want drug dealers hung.
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The pipeline of: young guy who wants to become a pastor while at a church he’s discontent at but then joins solid theological church is content and no longer wants to be a pastor is real.
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Not trying to hate on Joel, but if my pastor insinuated that he may become a paedobaptist in the future from the pulpit he’s getting carried out on a stretcher by my congregation💀
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Grandma just told me that boomer churches need to give up the hymnal to get young people. L Grandma. HOLD THE LINE.
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Calvinists often times start their anthropology with sin and it’s an issue.
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Presupositionalists making sure they presuppose the triune God of scripture before ordering their 4 for 4 from Wendy’s
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What good is spanking your children if apart from a heart that is inclined to obey.
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@Timelord420
Luther was so real for telling depressed people to get married, dance, have babies, and drink beer
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I have a Zoomer junior dev under me who speaks exactly like a TikTok zoomer.
Today he asked a somewhat silly question at standup. Scrum master answers question. He realizes it was a dumb question and goes “ahhhh my b my b. I’m trolling I’m trolling.”
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This was a really good book. Very satisfied. Gonna go ahead and gate keep this one for myself.
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The only language verses like Ephesians 4:29 (no unwholesome talk) outright ban with no qualification or nuance is gossip, slander, lying, and 3CVs.
Don’t use those verses to create a blacklist of words you don’t like to pharisaically bludgeon other believers over the head with.
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This is what you say when you don’t have a pastor and are part of an online cult.
This is the most James White™️ rant I’ve ever heard. The only think missing is him talking about his cycling. Embarassing.
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Zwingli when Luther says “[a body] can be present in a spatial and nonspatial sense”:
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As I’ve gotten older my apologetic has shifted from:
Rabid/autistic presupper to “Friend did you even see the total solar eclipse?”
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Suicide is degenerate btw. Quite literally the most degenerate thing one could do.
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You ever sitting in your Sunday church service looking through the congregation wondering who the federal agent is.
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I really haven’t studied hermeneutics much at all because I know how to read and don’t need to confuse myself into thinking I actually don’t know how to read.
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I have a strong “just tell me why this rule was made so that I can break the rule without causing the issue that the rule is for” vibe that authority figures don’t seem to appreciate
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Waiting for postmills to release a list of city’s its okay for a Christian to move to.
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Started seeing a girl a few weeks ago and now I’m playing pickleball tonight. Where did I go wrong? What have I let become of me?
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Church lady asked me to send her a head shot for the church directory.
Which one do I use??
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But when is the Third London Baptist Confession of Faith dropping
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It was so nice of Paul to demonstrate classical apologetics for us in Romans 1.
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I’m begging you to read “All That Is In God” anon. It’s reported that RC read it twice before he died. It’s that good.
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Will Venmo any Iowan 100 dollars to smash this with a baseball bat. I’m sure some of my mutuals will match me.
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Need people in my life who want to sit on porches, day drink, smoke cigarettes, and people watch.
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Was pretty soft for the presbyterians to take out "Pope is antichrist" in the american revision.
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I used to smoke 5-10 times a week.
I still do, but I used to, too.
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The “I’m not leaving my kids an inheritance. I’m either spending it or giving it to the poor. They can work for their own” crowd is demented.
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Help your local Mexican business commit tax fraud and pay cash for your tacos today.
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I was just gifted the standard logos 10 package by my pastor. I am overwhelmed.
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The bodily resurrection is something I use to comfort my mother and myself who both suffer chronic illnesses that we will most likely never recover from before death. So full preterism personally offends me.
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Single guy who complains about every thing stopping him from getting married but has never approached a woman.
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I can’t explain it but Facebook presupps are worse then twitter presupps
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Did my civic duty and voted against every tax proposal I could.
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@BradyJBush
If you think calling God one pure simple act is negative you have no idea what it means.
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Caught a stingray off our dock. Don’t worry protected my moots from a 7cv.
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@Econotheist
I cant believe you didnt include Atomic habits by James Clear. Necessary reading for a holy life
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Anon your taking 3 mg Zyns? As a father? Who is your child supposed to lookup to? Do better.
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A zoomer born in 2006 asked me what year I was born. “1998” I say. She responds “you were born in the 1900s?!?!”
THE NINETEEN HUNDREDS SHE SAID.
Bruh just call it the 90s.
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@HwsEleutheroi
I would love to see you go through the 24 theses of Thomism and actually explain which ones are wrong and why.
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We as a society aren’t able to handle criminals this horrible. So our option is to hand them over to God via death so that he can deal with them.
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Based James Dolezal who will make a public appearance once every blue moon to then randomly hop on a podcast that will get 300 views to then just give a 40 min lecture and taking a max of 2 questions.
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Sorry but your podcast is not a bulwark against moral insanity in America.
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@superxtianmario
I’m annoyed that the “low church” is on the high end of top/high of the horse show.
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This is the most James White™️ rant I’ve ever heard. The only think missing is him talking about his cycling. Embarassing.
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“Men are so hard to but gifts for.” Stop. Go to harbor freight and literally buy anything in your price range. If your still not sure just buy as many of the $5 machetes as you can afford.
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Pietism has become the new gnosticism. Everyone is a pietist. CN? Pietist. Non CN? Pietist. Don’t know what’s going on? Pietist. The postwar consensus? You guessed it… most definitely pietism.
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My flight’s boarding has been delayed for half hour because it’s overbooked and no one is taking the vouchers.
Old dude next to me leans over and says “there gonna be pissed when they find out I bought the 6 seats around me so no one sits by me”💀💀💀
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Someone please look at a cow for 10 seconds and tell me they weren’t made to be eaten.
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Last week when backpacking my dad and I had the “your old man isn’t as strong as he used to be” moment.
Absolutely brutal. Was not ready for that.
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Men, if you aren’t bullying your sisters boyfriends what are you doing. This is a very important role.
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>be me yesterday
>go to church
>go to pastor’s afterwards
>drink bourbon and solve the world’s problems until 12 am
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Roommate was telling me he hit a bad pothole last night and was getting a bunch of noise from that area after. So he pulled over and noticed a piece metal jamming into the tire. So he removed the metal and kept driving.
This is the piece of metal…
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Also pray for her salvation. We can give her all the law in the world but she needs a new heart.
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You guys should see what some of the guys in “reformed patriarchal singles” facebook groups are like.
Some of the most disgusting, barbaric, abusive, low iq, inbred people I have ever interacted with.
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Per recent debates I’ve seen on here I’d like to state that Reformed Biblicists™️ are not prepared to do the metaphysics necessary to seriously discuss gender and many psychological topics such as mental health.
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I hope and pray each and every one of my mutuals finds a watermelon this perfect
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On the contrary I assert that something being “ontologically evil” is silly. For something cannot be evil according to being but only by privation.
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Weird. Cronometer doesn’t allow me to log my Zyn even though it’s highly nutritious. Concerned.
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The “it’s wrong to have too many kids” people are the strangest form of legalism.
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Ive been much less formal theology maxxing and much more wisdom maxxing in my reading the past few months. Turns out im still retarded and experience is the best teacher
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Chad Mexican restaurants when I put in a carry out order: “your order will be ready in 7 minutes”
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Pray for reformed Baptists gathering in nw Ohio today. James Dolezal will be lecturing hear today😁
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DINKS: brag about all their traveling and hobbies.
Comment section: *applauds*
SILKS: talk about spending time/money on kids.
Comment section: shaming them for bragging about being able to afford kids when the average American could never afford it!!!
Telling.
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With all the talk about where Christians are to live. Is it okay for me to live in Ohio?
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Should be able to pay off the last of my private student loans next month. Leave a W please.
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Maybe if y’all started womanunderstanding then we wouldn’t have to mansplain
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Challenge: Particular Baptists don’t be incredibly based on the Trinity.
Level: impossible.
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Homie just called Samwise a beta. This is top tier Coal™️
Guys, is a beta to be a loyal, down to earth, loving friend?
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