Imagine you have a little toddler and you dress them up like this

@FishboneHarp No lol

@tartantulips We do! It's quite common in 40s-60s houses in New Zealand, they're tiny and often outside off the porch but a lot of older houses have them

@cringewifey Yay! Go baby!

@New_E_Mom @motherpilled I'm pretty sure he trying to get full custody and she's trying to fight it

@pragpprag I'm so excited

@okahomadude I do this everytime lol

@this_is_cozy They do eventually sleep better I promise

@tartantulips But I don't like eating apples unless they're cut up haha

@tendinghearth About myself not you omg that made it sound like I'm worried you'll be annoying

@smalltown_wife Yeah my toddlers naps were so difficult before she stopped napping for this reason but she also only slept in the pram/car 😆

@rayengroves Yeah I get it! My husband sleeps through so much and most nights I am woken up like 10+ times it's crazy but I think White noise would also wake up

@cringewifey Good luck 💕 it is much better after 3/4 days

@rayengroves I am also a light sleeper so I get it both my kids have low sleep needs and will wake frequently if they weren't super tired to start with, if they have enough sleep pressure before bed they both stay asleep longer You shoukd try magnesium glycinate before bed 😘

That's generally what slaves are for yeah

Has anyone considered that maybe Kanye is just bored

@FishboneHarp Did he get beat up/hot his head on the concrete?

@tendinghearth Still think I'm right but I was being satirical with the bird song part like those instagram crunchy mom's who are like "I don't use a crib my babies sleep in a hammock outside in a tree" but people didn't get it so my bad lol

But man I've had two unmedicated homebirths and I get why people want epidurals that shit hurts lmao