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@whoaitsyd
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honey, WHERE is my Percocet?!
not round hea patna
Joined March 2012
He played a racist plantation owner in Django, scammer in catch me if you can, mental patient thinking he’s a cop in shutter island, Wall Street scammer, lovesick rich party thrower in gatsby, thief in inception, ima run out of room where has he played the same ?😭.
Leonardo DiCaprio plays the same character in every single movie he’s in lol 😂.
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my definition of cordial is never speaking again unless necessary lmao.
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not mine y’all enjoy tho😭.
Adulting is realizing your birthday is just a date.
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Obviously I just got accepted into hogwarts.
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Bey highkey says a lot of questionable shit lmao.
Beyoncé once said “I’d rather die young than live my life without you” and I absolutely did NOT feel that but the song slaps.
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why did they keep recording😭😭😭.
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Yall are very odd.
Before you take her back remember she was looking into that other nigga eyes like this 🤣
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FATHERRRRR CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEEE.
Nigga woke up & sent me 2,000 😂 that’s the type of shit I love 😭😭😭.
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Remake this. Reboot that.
The ‘TWILIGHT’ remake will be an animated series. (Source: Deadline)
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I don’t like these types of boyfriends.
Having a boyfriend is literally like having a son….
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I definitely would not but these are fireeeeee😍.
I’m absolutely paying $275 for this set I’m so sorry
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Beautiful picture.
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Y’all relationships suck lmao.
Getting drunk with your girl is begging to argue.
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Holding her like a seafood boil.
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And a lot of his roles are based off real people not necessarily doing the same things😭.
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I don’t respect passive ppl 😭 nobody’s about to applaud you for constantly biting your tongue no matter how mature you think that is.
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Have u encountered Caribbean parents.
No Adult that works 40+hours a week wants to come home and argue.
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ppl who owe you money stay havin an extra pep in they step.
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Hilary: I think that. Trump: ISIS!!! DELETED EMAILS!!! MEXICO!!!!
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sometimes ppl purposely misunderstand you so they don’t have to take accountability.
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Women that know Future’s discography scare me.
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Not on my watch!.
hating your friend's boyfriend is a lost art.
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Idk who told yall not responding to ppl for days at a time but being active on social media was acceptable but it’s not lmao.
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LMFAO WHERE ARE THESE MEMES COMING FROM.
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Her lyrics be passed being a simp😭 cater 2 u is the worst 🤣🤣.
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“She was groomed at 18 by a 32 year old she’s emotionally codependent “ “what about Rihanna making songs about somebody who beat her up”. we just jokingly talkin bout simp lyrics rn dawg. ya just blew everybody in the room
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Lmao that is a face of somebody who definitely couldn’t wait 😭.
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@britlewis_x Extremely, but they leave that part out when they get left and the girl suddenly was never really down for them 😭😭😭.
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Jordan Belford scamming on Wall Street is not the same as buddy from catch me if you can. A thief planting ideas in ppl brains is not the same as a swindler in the 1920s😭 mind you these are the only examples that I could FIT! He has so many other movies 😂.
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Nigga mad as hell cus I blocked him for being redundant 😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming
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@IAMDJLIVE I feel for her daughter hopefully she grows up with her dad around her a lot or she'll hate herself.
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I’m tired of y’all acting like after 21 you supposed to turn into a raisin lmaooo.
Being older than 25 & looking younger than 25 is a flex.
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Blink twice if you need help.
Jamaican men >>.
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Y’all not believing ppl can’t go long without sex says more about you than them lmao.
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Caribbean parents will tell you not to work while going to school and that you need to focus on your work but what they tell you when it’s time to give you money? That you need a job 😂😂😂😂.
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They snapped but LMAO.
Man’s Halloween decor so gruesome cops are called several times
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