jr thanos
@whitethan0s
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These were not in high school musical.
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The girl of my dreams is probably laying in her bed farting so bad rn.
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I’ve been celibate for over a year and a half now and the next woman I’m with is being fucked thru the floor and into the earths core Idc.
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YES I WANT A STRAW!! AND NO I DONT WANT A STUPID PAPER ONE FUCK YOUR DUMB SIPPY LIDS
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?.
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You can’t tell but my legs are absolutely throbbing from leg day
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Okay
post a pic where your body was insane.
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My kids are gonna have books and legos I’m not letting the internet get them like it did to me.
We went thru my kid's iPad. My wife is upset but "Latina twerk compilation" has me crying tears.
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I am banned on hinge, tinder and bumble for getting reported as a fake account. Idek how to feel
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Yall are so miserable because you can’t let go of some fucking retard that you trauma bonded with. Grow tf up.
it rlly does all go back to the boy you met at 19
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Just checked and there’s at least an inch and a half of snow here
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Happy new year to all my oomfs I will be kissing you all on the forehead tonight…passionately.
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If I had a wife I’d be absolutely fucking the sonic rings out of her pussy tonight, passionately. .
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Pussy from a woman that will make me harm my self and others around me.
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That’s why you don’t got any bitches on your dick pussy ass bitch take off that fucking beanie and show the world your hairline pushed all the way up your forehead I could take a step back 3 off that shit and score 5 points from how far up it is deep frying your pictures likes.
@whitethan0s You a bitch.
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Johnny bravo just like me fr
Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot. just everyday “where da hoes at”.
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I can’t wait to suck on my future beautiful hot sexy wife’s titties all the time.
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Getting out of the shower and admiring how good you look naked is what it’s all about.
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Women will never get to experience how good it feels to have an absolute throbbing raging boner and I think that’s sad.
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Weed addicts really wake up at 11 am and think “oh boy time to make my self even more retarded.”.
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got a haircut:p
3 - 10 seconds video of you? 👀🥹.
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@Unnnnnnnnck You notice how they talk so much and none of it means absolutely anything. Just talkin just bc.
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Fuck u twitter for ruining Spotify links u fucking piece of shit I’ll kill u.
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It’s fw me Friday be honest are yall fucking w a white boy like me?? Like fr yall fw me??
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Virginia I am back inside you, holding you down, throbbing with every stroke, passionately.
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Dm me if you want to be picked up like this.
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Passionately. .
Fucking is out, making love is in.
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You’re in her dms she has me chained to the underside of her bed and feeds me scraps and I miss my family oh god she’s coming someone pls hel- jdishekelfjksksnsns *dies*.
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The hottest woman you know is probably rotting in her bed rn straight up gooning.
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I hope none of you ever see me in public I dress like Adam Sandler and am retarded irl.
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Even though I’m celibate I really wish I had someone to fuck thru the mattress when I get home from work every now and then.
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If you think you are retarded I lost 6 scrabble games in a row to a bitch with dyslexia.
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Actually I think a picnic here would be nice with lots of hand holding.
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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a wall text of you commenting cute thi.
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Poly people always look like human germs.
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(Takes deep breath) I’m gonna look you in the boobs when I tell you this. .
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Bartender told me I remind them of Justin Timberlake so I gave them a 25$ tip. Made my day.
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I think the whole “type shit, fine shyt bad shyt” thing is fucking retarded.
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Ovulating woman wearing sol de Janeiro just walked by me in the gym mmggffhhuuff
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If Chick-fil-A iced coffee was a woman I would eat her out till her legs started shaking and she started crying
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If I had a girlfriend I’d let her use my chase platinum reserve card anytime she wanted.
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