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Me coming out from under her bed after she’s says “I wish you were here”
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YES I WANT A STRAW!! AND NO I DONT WANT A STUPID PAPER ONE FUCK YOUR DUMB SIPPY LIDS
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I am banned on hinge, tinder and bumble for getting reported as a fake account. Idek how to feel
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@Unnnnnnnnck
You notice how they talk so much and none of it means absolutely anything. Just talkin just bc
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The hottest woman you know is probably rotting in her bed rn straight up gooning
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Bartender told me I remind them of Justin Timberlake so I gave them a 25$ tip. Made my day.
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Stop dming me asking if I’m a burner account. I’m real I’m just retarded💯
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If you FaceTime me on twitter I’ll show up to your house and falcon punch you through the window
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Dressed up like dads for this pic a few years ago
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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My ideal woman:
1. Wants to fuck me until my balls are drained ✅
2. Wants to get a sweet treat after ✅
yeah that’s it
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I used to be engaged with the loml and now I shitpost on twitter like a retard
Fuck my chungus life man
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I finally kill my self ❤️
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My food not even gonna get to the table💔
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This what Shaq doin to that small ass woman
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Boomers ruined the housing market AND fucking at work bruh
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Everytime I use a word like “gay” or “retarded” some gay retard messages and tells me I can’t say that
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One day I hope some retarded idiot like this talks to my sisters so I can tie them to a tree and beat them with an aluminum baseball bat
Chasing fat butt freshman around campus like a retarded Labrador
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I remember when I was in elementary school, kids used to make fun of me because I had a really big butt and it would jiggle when we played freeze tag
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Legit just split my shorts down the middle like SpongeBob at the gym doing squats
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Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies.. I just get so passionate about feminism
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Back shots while I punch her in the back of the head with hulk hands
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“No I wouldn’t love you as a worm, I’d use you to catch fish”
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Meek Mill says he wants to hire a private investigator for $100,000 to find out why he’s being associated with Diddy:
“Something’s not right”
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Diddy looks like a homosexual alien
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sean "Diddy" Combs has been arrested in Manhattan NY after grand jury indictment. This is the first arrest since his accusations of human trafficking and hidden camera honeypot operations.
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If I had a girlfriend I’d marry her and stuff sorry to get political
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@HaterReport_
Lmao CC is gonna win roty and they’re gonna say it’s because reese got injured and that she doesn’t deserve it
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Me hiding in her toilet so I can understand the shit she’s goin thru
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Just got home from the bar and have nobody to fuck I’m going to kill my self
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How do yall get cheated on and not do anything I don’t understand. I would kill everyone involved and then me.
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@TheProHater_
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I will straight up rip your spine out with your skull and play the xylophone
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Backshots my queen? Backshots and I throw tomato’s at you after my queen?
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If U call me on twitter I will shoot u with an anti tank rifle
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i need my dick sucked so hard my stomach cave in like a caprisun
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Asking the 7-Eleven clerk which rhino pill makes me hornier
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@megortwein
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Nickname “big ounce”
Can play all positions even corner
Favorite hobby: body tea
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FaceTime queen? FaceTime my lady? Perhaps some FaceTime your majesty?
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This would make me cum unfathomable loads at brunch
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Why the fuck did this get so much engagement it’s sickening
I am banned on hinge, tinder and bumble for getting reported as a fake account. Idek how to feel
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The replies and quotes to this tweet are so entertaining wow
What is the dumbest or most unconventional reason you have had sex with a person? Women especially
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I M S I N G L E
Idk but posting "I’m single" in 2024 screams come fk me
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I want everyone to know I liked this 👍
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I remember my first neuron activation as a child was when I saw her in Hercules
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I’m gonna find you oily footjob you’re not gettin away with this
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