Timmy&Jimmy
@mickeywon234
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Joined September 2022
When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
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When I find out my family ate something good while I wasn’t around
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when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol
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how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭
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Everything should have a “checkout as guest” option. I don’t want an account and app for everything. Here’s the money to pay for the thing, here’s the address to send the thing, now leave me alone.
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?.
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Me and my friends before doing something really stupid
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If a CHILD tells you they're uncomfortable around an ADULT, PLEASE LISTEN!!!.
unspoken rules?.
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5 year old me finding out that 100 isn’t the biggest number
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Me driving : Me walking . “I’ll Hit You Bitch” “Hit me Bitch”
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This can’t be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school.
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When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause the real fight 😭
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Everytime I’m home alone the house start acting funny
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Me: why does my back hurt all the time?. also me sleeping every night :
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“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
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Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot. just everyday “where da hoes at”.
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“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”. me after lunch:
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Why Patrick Star double cheeked on a Thrusday afternoon hella ass😭😭
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If a CHILD tells you they’re uncomfortable around an ADULT, PLEASE LISTEN.
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Ngl why is everything better at night ? Showering, eating cereal, jumping out the window,vibing to music,phone calls,Twitter,like everything 😂😂.
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Your mom at You drunk.home praying Vs in the middle .for your safety of the road. at 3 am
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Me driving : Me walking . “I’ll Hit You Bitch” “Hit me Bitch”
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me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there 😭
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Nobody at all:. My shampoo bottle when I’m in the shower:
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Me looking back at the ATM afterwards to make sure that MF go back to the home screen
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You be the cash. I'll be the rubber band. You be the match, I will be a fuse…
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ive never seen a puppy pull a prank before this was too cute not to share😭
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Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens
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YES I’m an outfit repeater but why u an outfit rememberer??!
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when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little “aaarf” sound
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how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭
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How this heat got me feeling soon as I step outside 😭😭
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Bro really fell down the stairs like Peter Griffin 😭😭💀
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“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??”. My dog:
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Me judging a group of people for being loud and annoying even though I’m 100x worse when I’m around my friends
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Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens
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me after me after .watching fake watching true .horror movies: serial killer . documentaries:
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Me when I was 9 pretending I was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care
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Me: “Bring a jacket”. Her: “No I’ll be fine”. Her 20 minutes later:
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me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult
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When I found out my family ate something good without me
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how tf the lil voice in my head know all of the lyrics when i don’t 😭😭
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10 y/o me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm i need glue for my project tomorrow 😭😭
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Teacher: “Discuss your answers with the person next to you”. Me and the person next to me:
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Gets on a plane. Flight attendant: window or aisle. Me: window or you'll what?
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Bro really fell down the stairs like Peter Griffin 😭😭💀
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them: “you seem like a quiet person”. me when i’m by myself:
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YES I’m an outfit repeater but why u an outfit rememberer??!!
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When someone asks “who smells so good?” And you know it’s you
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drunk me bumping into everyone at parties thinking they’re bumping into me 😭😭
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them: “you seem like a quiet person”. me when i’m by myself:
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Brain: The joke happened 10 minutes ago it isn't funny anymore. me:
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Me when I heard “SO WASSUP THEN!” at the back of the cafeteria 😭😭
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“Omg your so quiet”. Me around people I actually like and trust:
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Teacher: “Next Person to laugh gets kicked out of the classroom”. How bro looks at me:
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when I’m crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
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You be the cash. I'll be the rubber band. You be the match, I will be a fuse…
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When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.
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Black ppl when they see an actor playing in another movie: . “THATS UM-…. *snaps 3x*… DAMN!”
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i hate when people say "it's too early to be eating that" WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN?
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“You’re so quiet”. Me around mfs I feel comfortable with and actually like:
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“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
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My mom: “I want you home in 10 minutes”. Me in another city:
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This probably the best view of went down in Montgomery Alabama
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The most dangerous game to play is “resting your eyes” in the morning after shutting off your alarm 😂😂.
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