no discourse but I’m old enough to remember a romcom called Love Simon getting released in 2018 by 20th Century Fox and earning $11.8 million in its opening weekend lol
you: Vanessa Vanjie Mateo is the most popular queen to ever be eliminated first
me, an intellectual: Miss Shangie... Miss Shangie........ Miss Shangie...........
the shark from Jaws is That Bitch:
- never invited to the party but shows up anyway
- always makes itself the center of attention
- has an entire beach community talking about it within just a few days
- makes several dudes debate if they can harpoon it or not
we haven’t been discussing enough how L*a M*chele brought out her speech written on a piece of paper at the ragtime concert and *very pointedly* read from it (or at least was acting like she was reading)
one of my gay origin stories is, I wanted to see Adaptation for my 15th birthday but it was rated R and a friend’s mom objected, so we went to see Far From Heaven (rated pg-13) instead
“Hi, I gave a career-best performance as a loving mother and scam artist: Trixie Mattel”
“And I owe the Spanish government $16.29 million for tax evasion: Katya”