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Consider this The Water Coolest’s initial public offering.
By now you've probably seen the headlines and posts about some changes at
@barstoolsports
. And some things are changing on my end too...
After nearly two years at Barstool, The Water Coolest (
@watercoolesthq
) is going independent (again).
And I'll be in the driver's seat, which
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Monaco seems to be feeling the effects of a looming recession 💔
(Pic IG:yvangrubski)
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Making one good trade in an account that’s down 98%
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Joe Biden used Snickers as an example of shrinkflation last week. And Mars (the company behind Snickers) wasn’t having it. 😂
Here’s their official statement:
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J-Pow increasing the rates to save the US from a recession
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This is the Northwestern Mutual training program:
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The Family Office featuring
@LargeBarstool
and
@JPMorinChase
debuts Sunday on our new YT channel. Subscribe here:
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Cruise videos been looking terrifying recently… short the cruise lines
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My accountant going through all my trades to report a $0.50 profit
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Californians looking at New Yorkers tweeting about earthquakes
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Standards higher than the current interest rates
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.
@vladtenev
calls
@stoolpresidente
wrong and irresponsible for suggesting there was collusion between Robinhood and Citadel (which we now know there was)
#VladLied
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Restaurants hate him
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The Paul Pelosi School of Investing (via: ryanlongcomedy/ig)
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Just came across this amazing opportunity in NYC to build more high-rise buildings
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Apparently we’re doing commitment posts for investment banking now
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The amount of incorrect information here is incredible
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Target has a Starbucks inside. What's stopping us from putting a Buc-ee's inside of a Walmart?
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I just closed on this $2.3M waterfront property with a floating 10/1 mortgage rate of 7.6%. Proud to finally be a homeowner.
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@huntercoldcalls
That should make a statue of you and put it in the middle of the call center
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The difference between being rich and having “fuck you” money
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That drive home from the casino after you lose everything
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One Like = One Prayer For Large's Genitals
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I just had a Zoom meeting with my financial advisor. I feel like I'm in good hands.
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Investors when they hear that Pelosi also holds a stock that they do
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So we’re changing the definition of inflation too?
We just received news that our economy had 0% inflation in July. While the price of some things went up, the price of others, like gas, clothing, and more, dropped.
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Living in an apartment complex owned by a hedge fund has its perks
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Every intern leaving the bars in the Hamptons this weekend
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Saying "401k's are a scam" is the most Tik Tok thing to say
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"Sports betting isn't stressful at all." - Tom, 27 years old.
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You could get 21% guaranteed returns back in the 1980s.
Full interview with
@KennyPolcari
available here:
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It’s a Black Monday for crypto bros:
BTC: $24,000
ETH: $1,200
Buy the dip or is this the end?
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Gamblers will gamble on anything they possibly can
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🚨BREAKING🚨
The Cast of Stranger Things has been admitted into Urgent Care after their backs went out from carrying $NFLX
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Wife: Where’s all the money from our savings account? You better not have invested it
Me:
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I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lotto, but there would be signs.
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This should fix the recession (via: chandler_sheldon/ig)
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The Fed trying to avoid saying the word “recession”
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I just showed this parlay to my mortgage broker and got pre-approved for a mansion
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Biden says there was 0% inflation in the month of July
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What's the job title of the person who would buy this watch?
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"Sports betting isn't that stressful."
- John, 28 years old
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How losing money in the stock market instead of a casino feels
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Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- How much money you lost trading options
- How epic your largest YOLO was
- How much Karma you earned in r/WSB
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Proud to announce that I just bought my dream home for $750k with a 30-year fixed mortgage rate of 7.4% after overbidding by $100k. Homeownership is easy.
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🚨 GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Microsoft just launched an AI chatbot for Excel:
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