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Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul - BVB

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Joined June 2010
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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8 years
The difference between the American and British language
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Messi shaking hands with his international trophies
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The difference
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8 years
Because buying our players wasn't enough, @FCBayernEN has decided to start buying our fans.
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12 years
Jurgen Klopp: A man who proved to the world that football is not about money, but is about talent and how to change a youngster into a star.
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8 years
@KTHopkins No they ban pigs from entering the country.
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9 years
@KSIOlajidebt get off KSI's account Adam Johnson.
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4 years
@m1chael_10 @scruched Why not do both? Won't this eradicate a higher chance of getting infected and possibly dying?.
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7 years
not to suck Reus’ dick but i think the way he set that ball for Kroos is the reason he scored.
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9 years
@KSIOlajidebt @TinieTempah @CPFC @ManUtd Don't bother making any more videos if you're not gonna cut your hair.
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7 years
The B in BVB stands for Batshuayi.
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5 years
Achraf Hakimi and Paco Alcacer are currently in Paris to complete a move to PSG 🤪
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8 years
@nadaelshrief_ my entire life has been a lie. I'm going back to school.
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8 years
@wroetoshaw touch each other and see who cums first.
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@jordancicchelli
jords 💗
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who is the most random person that has blocked you on twitter for no reason LOL.
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11 years
This deserves endless Retweets http://t.co/GQ0gXuA15z.
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8 years
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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8 years
Aubameyang has joined the Mafia
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8 years
Is Dembele so good or SO GOOD?
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7 years
I lost Gotze, Lewandowski, Gundogan, Mkhitaryan, Hummels and Dembele. I’ll survive.
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8 years
Great gesture from the man himself Roman Bürki to Marc Bartra👏🏼💛
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8 years
Beautiful is the least I can say about this
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6 years
Snapchat and Instagram are in an intense war to claim the title of having the worst application.
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8 years
@pewdiepie go on YouTube and look for them yourself.
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7 years
Once upon a fucking time
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8 years
"Oh shit I'm late! It's time to save Dortmund"
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8 years
When your legs don't work like they used to before
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8 years
Find someone who looks at you the same way Nuri Sahin looks at Peter Bosz
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9 years
Some things never change @CasillasWorld
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@LeafyIsHere count to 10 in arabic.
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6 years
Schalke fans are probably mad cause they can’t make 2-2 shirts to celebrate with.
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9 years
@KSIOlajidebt you should support Nigeria.
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8 years
AC Milan are living proof that money can really buy happiness.
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8 years
Best notifications @Nightscapeldn
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Nah you guys are just pure shit you're making us look like we're going 100%
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Paying everyone who likes this tweet $5 if Aubameyang leaves Dortmund this summer.
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@SpencerOwen Tesco is bigger than west ham.
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@copticommie they actually made a whole ass template for you😭😭.
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8 years
@BVB @polizei_nrw_do @FW_Dortmund @UEFA Can you tell us something about Bartra? Are the rumours regarding his injury real or false?.
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8 years
Tuchel represents me in every possible way
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7 years
What a save from Sergio Ramos!
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7 years
I don't know who you are. I don't have what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will sign you.
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You're both gonna be missed💛 @XabiAlonso @philipplahm
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@Vikkstar123 @EASPORTSFIFA do a pack opening.
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Draw me like one of your Swiss keepers🎨
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@BlackYellow Me. Because I survived this major catastrophe.
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8 years
Michael Jackson is turning in his grave.
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@joe_weller_ Callux and Calfreezy made you.
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@joe_weller_ why do you talk like a spastic.
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@Callux put it in rice.
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The world will never witness a better mannequin challenge.
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@SDMNSAM @ZerkaaHD especially the last video with JME!.
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When Reus recovers from his injury.
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I liked a @YouTube video from @behzinga http://t.co/DWOONhEVoM MY FIRST EVER GOLD MEDALS?! | LONDON OLYMPICS 2012.
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7 years
When Schmelzer gets dropped and watches the team perform better without him
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10 years
Bring back our Samurai http://t.co/UOzBbV9p8V.
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Dembele sent Alaba back to the slums of Austria
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.@KTHopkins why do you look like Homer Simpson you fucking spastic.
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Full-time: Bayern 4-0 Dortmund
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8 years
Roman Burki
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@shorouq1010 @UItraSuristic being racist won't help in the independence of your country😂👋🏼.
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@miniminter buy the inform version of your mum.
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@SpencerOwen we'll still be bigger than West Ham.
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@FCBayernUS are you trying to be funny?.
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“How many times have you thought about killing yourself after a Dortmund match?”
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@Callux @emrata or we can take a few seconds to appreciate @Sazclose 😍
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When you try to overcome @UEFA's bullshit to play the match 22 hours after the explosion only to get fucked by @UEFA's referees #GegenUEFA
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This fucking joke of a "writer" said that Burki isn't good enough for Dortmund. Ive seen so many clowns in my life but this one sure is rare
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We're better than Bayern because we have more good looking players than they do.
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When you miss your yellow ex so you dye your hair blonde
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Post Malone needs to drop Beerbongs & Bentleys asap
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They were called Schalke 04 for a reason!.
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My family > Yours
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.@KSIOlajidebt how about you worry about yourself and let them do whatever makes them happy?.
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Obviously not an offside!!!1!1!1!1!1!
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@FCBayernEN Don't let Kingsley Coman's extension distract you from the fact that he abused his girl.
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8 years
I find it extremely rude and ungrateful of the players to not tweet or say anything about Tuchel. Marc Bartra was the only man to thank him.
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What the fuck is wrong with this man
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8 years
Dahoud starts with the letter D. You know what else starts with the letter D? Dortmund.
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Erik Durm appreciation tweet💛
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@KSIOlajidebt @Behzinga please tell me this is a joke.
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@zoieburgher slide in and I'll tell you xo.
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6 years
Don’t need to check the replies on this tweet to know that there’s at least one angry arab.
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Werder Bremen are using rainbow colored corner flags for #SVWSCF. 🏳️‍🌈
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@ZeinaElSokkary Was just talking about this. It’s more relaxing and less noisy. Less fake. It’s just more natural and real.
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loving this agenda
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6 years
When you workout for 5 minutes and then check for results.
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🌊
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@nadaelshrief_ I always wrote it the wrong way and no one bothered correcting me😭.
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9 years
@punkflop if you get sexually assaulted then you report it to the police instead of making a video about it.
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Being a Dortmund fan doesn't mean I should be ignorant towards the fact that Manuel Neuer is the best goal keeper in the world.
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Marco Reus: I'm finally feeling better and I'm ready to play tomorrow . Inner Reus: Snap your heels and make the Dortmund fans suffer
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@philipplahm You'll truly be missed
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Jurgen Klopp is the man we should all call daddy
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Borussia Dortmund players appreciation thread:.
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Borussia Dortmund is a family before it is a football team💛
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10 years
That video of @miniminter7 and @SkillTwins is just sick!! 😍😍 hope you guys do more of these💛.
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8 years
I have just secured an elite signing for @BVB. A goal scoring machine.
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