bf who falls asleep the second his head hits the pillow 🤝 gf who has to spend 3 hours assessing her past, present and future before she can even close her eyes
IMAGINE ghosting me n then messaging me months later on tinder asking how i got hotter . leave me alone sir i got hotter bc every time a man annoys me it adds to my power
genuine question why are we expected to a mourn a man who has had literally 0 impact on our lives ???? like im not gonna disrupt my own life to mourn a man who was born into power LOL give over
hi girls how is everyone finding the horrific societal pressure around aging bc i personally am struggling with feeling past my prime at the ripe age of 25 :)
hello this is meep ur friendly mental health medication here to tell u taking medication is not a bad thing and bring u good vibes ! he’s a bit wonky but aren’t we all x
Breaks my heart when i see peoples partners stop showing affection when they get comfortable, your partner should show as much love as they did when trying to win you over, don’t settle for less
hi everyone my small boy will be crossing the rainbow bridge today :( he is very old and poorly :( plz send him kisses for his trip, he has been the goodest boy for the last 16 years and i will miss him v much ❤️
i hate goin on dates for drinks w lads bc every time they’re like “oh wow u can keep up with me” well yeah i’m a depressed bartender i can handle more than a pink gin and lemonade john
why are people acting like the slam dunk team have been stood at temple newsam with jet washes to ruin the festival grounds lmao nobody can control the weather you’re allowed to be disappointed without acting like this is some malicious act
as if i’ve just seen a tiktok comment saying people are sleeping on weightless by all time low .... it’s been over a decade baby nobody is asleep i promise u that
why’s everyone acting like the slam dunk team are laughing all the way to the bank like they’re not just normal working people like u can critique the festivals downfalls and issues without acting like the team are careless money hungry assholes lmao