Got offered a new job that will allow me to focus more on YouTube and have a decent social life and featured in a KSI video again, I’ve definitely had worse days 💪
When I was 8, I lost a winning game at a chess tournament.
It was an 11 hours drive to get there, and I blundered and lost a winning position.
I told my father it was because I was tired and couldn’t sleep in the car.
I came third in the tournament but should have come first.
Humans have walked on the moon, can create the most intricate technology, and we made tin cans with wings that can go to another continent in just hours..
How the fuck have we not cured the common cold?
Can we honesty just remove this colossal thundercunt from the earth? send him to the shadow realm for all I care, absolute bottom of the barrel degenerate of a human.
Why do girls tag PrettyLittleThing and Boohoo as if they’re old pals who’ve sent a belated birthday gift? It’s like me tagging
@Tesco
and thanking them for the meal deal I paid them my money for 😭 (thanks by the way guys, was great)
I reckon isaac rose is a proper backseat driver yannoe, telling you to indicate every two seconds and asking you if you put air in your tyres, the whole shabang.
If you see it do it!
pronouns: epic/gamer
height: 6’7
shoe size: 17 U.K.
zodiac sign: asparagus
tattoos: 400
piercings: 602
fav color: the blood of my enemies
fav drink: piss
fav song: Shrek 2 soundtrack (all of it)
@chrismd10
Sounds like 2 microphones have recorded.. if you can split your audio file on Sony Vegas or whatever you may be in luck.. try hard panning maybe..
Always thought I might be gay. So hooked up with a bloke for the first time last night. Turns out I'm not, it was shit. But my wife is right. Cock is the same texture as mushrooms.
I Need YOUR Help, there is 77 days left of the year and I want to hit 100k by the end of it, it’s an impossible task but with your help we might just actually do this🤯
I just wanna say tho the fact this is even a conversation to be having is mental thank you all so much❤️
Sad 🚫
Lonely 🚫
Upset 🚫
Imagining my knight in shining armour, Pedro Pascal, riding in on horseback to take me far away and marry me on a beach in the Bahamas, surrounded by nature, the sea and romantic views for two to last a lifetime ✅