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she/they, 31, aroace lesbian, white, leftist. multifandom. lestat de lioncourt if he did dbt. 🔞 18+. bsky: vulcanscully

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you wear fine things well + +
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misha retracting bisexuality is the greatest representation of supernatural and its fandom that could've ever happened
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imagine these two having a conversation. the sheer extraneous number of syllables. the archaic vocabulary. there would be no survivors
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underrated ofmd line is fang’s “FOR GOD’S SAKE HE’S A VISUAL ARTIST! YOU CAN’T CUT THE BOY’S LITTLE FINGIES”
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jemaine clement showing up on season 2 of ofmd as a pirate named taika waititi
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stede is deliberately left out of conversations and told to be quiet and that he is Too Much, until ed comes along and listens to him ramble with interest and when he cuts him off it's to KISS HIM???? my brother in christ u better get back to that pirate he really fuckin loves u
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if you don’t have “mAn fOr sALe” “edward teach born on a beach” and “COMING NANA!!! COMING FOR SOME CAKE” in your head at all times how rotted IS your brain even
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hbo max is gonna renew ofmd next week and they're gonna be like "our flag means GAY! we love our gays!!!!! happy gay month!!!!!! hashtag say gay!!!!!!"
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the world wasn't ready for her they tried to make michael a joke here but he just gave the performance of a lifetime i will not be taking questions
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us: hbo max please promote your most successful sleeper hit, our flag means death hbo max: !!!!!! gay men SEXYYYYY HEHE! look at two boys KISSING!!!!!! OMG!!!!! us: no not like that
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"i always thought pirates were dumb. even before we ruined pirates for everyone, they were already stupid" - taika waititi
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ppl who don’t like the stede/ed kiss bc it’s awkward: have u ever kissed a new person before (esp if you’re unsure they’ll kiss back). have u ever BEEN kissed by someone you’re actually attracted to for the first time & had to process it in real time. LAYERS, my guys!
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taika waititi and rhys darby continue to blow up the internet so very differently. one does chaotic interviews and smoldering photoshoots while the other posts quasi thirst-trap selfies and says "woo hoo" unironically. choose ur fighter.
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i miss david rose
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hey @hbomax lets not deadname jim in the @OurFlagHBOMax credits, yeah? or in promotional materials? or emmy submissions? or anywhere?
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cheering on the USPS!!!
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pence: president trump has put the health of america first senator harris:
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the CDC says vaccinated people can now visit the lea of a picturesque ridge wherein lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and q
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"like seeing somebody at a party after you've broken up" mister taika waititi pls go back to talking about eggplants bc i can't handle the devastating emotional implications of this kind of stede/ed reunion
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THE GODS HAVE SMILED UPON US TODAY
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for years we sat through moffat and singer and a slew of writers and show creators who mocked their fans. and now we get gaiman/pratchett and jenkins and clement and waititi (and their incredible writing teams) all at once. and i just think that’s neat. and what we deserve :)
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izzy hands met stede bonnet for the first time and said "i'd like to see his chest"
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what if david jenkins looks at all our "darlings" and "loves" and decides ed and stede have to call each other absurd pet names just to fuck with us. like in s2 ed's just like "pass the marmalade, babycakes" and stede's all "my pleasure, shmoopie"
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i know it doesn’t seem like a big deal but it is to me. thank you, david 💕
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all of us: give us the fucking our flag season 2 trailer max: oh ok it's coming all of us: no i'll vomit. i'll die
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each award was a win for anyone who's ever felt alone & found solace in community. anyone who saw themselves in david's learning to trust or alexis' slow vulnerability or patrick's coming out journey. thank you for helping so many of us feel seen. thank you for everything.
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taika: i'd like to suggest some rewrites david: oh? taika: blackbeard can't stay mad at him for more than an episode when he's....like that david: like what rhys: [in his stede get-up beatboxing] david: okay yeah good point
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IM FUCKING SCREAMING
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AND WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW
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MAX JUST CASUALLY DROPPED THE FIRST CLIP FROM SEASON 2 ON THEIR YT CHANNEL WITH NO FUCKING WARNING 2 DAYS GO????? I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND LOOK AT THEM #OFMDS2Spoilers #ofmdspoilers
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"you are going to be okay if you surround yourself with love." -dan levy
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rhys requiring masks and vaccinations for every show ....... KING BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!
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i am 150 pages into tvl and as we approach a presumed fall film date, i have to ask. whomst. will be in charge of hydrating sam reid between takes. who's standing off camera with a water bottle. bc that man will be crying in literally every scene. Every Single One
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david jenkins saw a bunch of anxious gays just trying to survive this life with the help of his show and he said “pls my children chill the FUCK out”
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i love how we all watched a show about a strange little family in a strange little town and now we are doing zooms and getting engaged and hanging out at pride together about it. dan levy rly said “let there be community”
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“this is a deeply uncool show” some of y’all need that reminder. gentlebeard have been cringe since day one (affectionate) thanks for understanding #OFMD2Spoilers
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i’ve never seen this still before and i think it’s important you all see it too
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@atsymbolanna you can't make this shit up
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we uh…. (gay little skip) … we’re just letting him dig for a bit, get it out of his system
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hbo's (lack of) promo of their own show's UK premiere is so bad that taika had to log onto twitter.
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i hope i don't have to say this but i've been in fandom too long and seen too much. u all better not be weird at these shows. this man has a family and a career outside captaining a fictional ship lol
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i can't believe what they both have done to me personally in the span of a year
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don't panic, everybody. schitt's creek didn't win emmys until its final season and it swept the comedy category. it will happen for ofmd, it's just so new! if there are no nominations for it this year, we can look forward to next ♥️
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dan levy describing pizza as "erotic" is why he's my favorite person
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painful. Painful. has anyone ever told lestat they missed him. maybe nicki, and he doesn't like thinking about how that ended. so he has to ask. has to confirm. "you missed me?" maybe he'll get it right this time. (spoiler alert: he doesn't.) i need to be put down
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dont you shush me i missed you
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"racism exists in the ofmd fandom and should be called out" AND "liking or disliking a fictional character is not a basis for judging morality" AND "doxxing is NOT EVER okay" are all statements that can and should coexist. i love u, drink water
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dan levy writing season 6 of schitt's creek, unexpectedly and without warning
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david tennant and michael sheen re-entering fandom spaces after 4 years to ruin our lives on july 28th 2023
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stede so deeply hates himself. even on the beach it's clear: "i only ever have stupid ideas." and for ed to be the first person to refute that (in his own way with an "oh, shut up"), to go on refuting it, scares the shit out of him. it's not right that he left, but it makes sense
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ok now mister waititi. i love that u love us, the lesbians. we love u too. now pls. u and david. get some lesbians in season 2 of ofmd
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i'm sorry but this is so stede bonnet coded
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my current insanity is brought to you by frenchie’s elated smile here. in the next shot you realize it’s because he’s looking at wee john. and then they fist bump and he sits beside him. room people for fucking LIFE #OFMD2Spoilers
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE’VE SEEN THEM TOGETHER SINCE THE FUCKIN VANITY FAIR THING. AND IT WAS A 15 SECOND CLIP. WE WON’T SURVIVE SEASON 2, GUYS.
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rosie set a hard boundary. that shit is WEIRD to her. there is no need to go into her mentions telling her why she's WRONG, or as steve said, how to feel about it. go about ur business and leave her alone wtf
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A WOMAN AND HER FRIENDS JUST CAME UP TO US AND ASKED “WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THESE SHIRTS I KEEP SEEING THEM IS IT PRIDE HAPPY PRIDE” IM CRYING
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do u agree?
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no one wants gentlebeard to have sex more than taika waititi
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"man in a dress is funny" actually ur just transphobic and this performance is gender. next
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1 year
ok but the way rhys' legs are crossed here. graduated from servington university with honors #OFMDS2Spoilers
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ahem. *taps mic* soft dom stede pinning ed against the wall in the lower decks after ed won’t stop taunting him all day. hissing against his throat, “i can be as mean as i am nice. and i’m really fucking nice,” and then railing ed within an inch of his life. thanks for ur time
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taika said 'fuck pirates this is just a gay love story. anyway vampires are dumb too'
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still processing how taika addressed fanart on that panel appreciatively (if mildly jokingly). as a fandom elder it’s a pleasant shock to see a creative team engage with fan passion positively. i spent many years watching actors cringe at/mock fans celebrating their work with art
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stede bonnet's hourglass figure. thanks for your time.
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"NOPE. I CAN'T DO IT. I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN ONE OF THESE" PETE MY BELOVED
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on national coming out day i would like to thank @david_jenkins__ and the writers, cast, and crew of ofmd for the NON-coming out of it all. the revenge crew are who they are, unabashedly. no frills, no big speeches. i found strength in them this year, and i know i'm not alone. ♥️
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"taika has his own tent with a couch in it ... he invites me into his special tent quite often 'cause he gets lonely in there." rhys hanging with taika drinking fake whiskey on set is ...;.../ so important to me
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IF rhys and taika are the only ones filming for a couple days and IF the cave scouting thing is significant and IF we get a scene with the two of them waiting out a storm (the physical one and the one of each other - their anger, guilt, regret), i will cease to exist
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“he broke my nose jar. and one of his crew murdered my favorite husband.” “…i didn’t follow any of that” RORY KINNEAR’S LINE DELIVERY 😂😂😂😂
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dad was at the billboard! he’s gone now i don’t think he can chat w us but there’s that. he got to see it :)
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2 years
i'm glad new zealand as a nation also recognizes that rhys darby continues to get hotter
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what if the cast or crew is chilling on their lunch break and someone is finally like “are you seeing all the shit about piña coladas on twitter? what’s that about”
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1 year
our flag fandom has totally spoiled me. fic quality in other fandoms just doesn't hold up i'm sorry
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1 year
i asked him if he’d eaten and he said yes and i was like “okay good we were all worried watching you running around!” and he waved his hand and said “you all came from all over, i can give you 24 hours of my time ❤️”
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1 year
EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
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2 years
taika being proud that they wrote a ed and stede kiss in the first season instead of dragging it out, to say "this is the show we're making" .... this is what showrunning is supposed to look like ........ i'm so emotional
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rhys opening his twitter notifications on a break later, expecting lots of 'congrats on season 2' messages from fans, but instead seeing "WHAT THE FUCK, RHYS," "THIS IS A HATE CRIME," and "I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS"
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it's so crucial stede & ed didn't try to complete/change each other. falling in love ignited parts of them that once laid dormant. stede found confidence, ed allowed himself gentleness. it's in the name: co-captains. whole on their own, better together. more of that in s2 pls.
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kristian and samba being deeply confused but supportive at rhys' infodumping
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“I CRIED IN THAT SCENE DAVID!!! I DIDNT EVEN NEED A TEAR STICK!!!! I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD!!!” LMFAOOOO
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me surgically removing the name "james" from betty lyrics in my head to make it gayer
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LESLIE
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the meme potential for this. astronomical
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today feels like a great day to thank @V_Vico_Ortiz and the qtbipoc writers, crew, and cast involved in @OurFlagHBOMax who have helped create a show that makes queer ppl feel like there's a place out there for us. when the rest of the world is telling us we don't deserve one.
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shut up j. shut up and be thankful. shut up shut up shut--IT'S JUST THAT WE WAITED A YEAR+ WITH NO ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT ONE OF MAX'S TOP QUEER/BIPOC-LED SHOWS EVEN EXISTS DESPITE PROMO OVER WEEKS AND MONTHS FOR OTHER SHOWS AND IT FEEEEELLLLLLSSSSS. INTENTIONAL. SORRY. IT DOES.
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good omens has been around since the 90s so this isn’t the first time people have had rancid takes about crowley and aziraphale, and it won’t be the last. but going into the creator’s DMs to call him homophobic, or tweeting him to say he’s acephobic? stoop lower i dare you
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2 years
if we are this feral over a 14 minute clip what will we do during the season 2 press. what will we DO. who will we BECOME
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no wonder they were trying to rush emotional beats & fit everything they could into that last episode (for better or worse). if i was told my show was getting a FORTY PERCENT budget cut for its second season, i'd easily assume there'd be no third. fuck max and #RenewAsACrew
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i’m gonna wear my rose apothecary sweatshirt for work tomorrow and find out who will become my work friends
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2 years
*shuffles up to the mic* *clears throat* *straightens tie* demisexual stede bonnet. thanks
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it's over for me
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1 year
i showed nathan this picture and said “you look like my gay dads” and he goes “omg yeah like we’re dropping you off to college. also i look SO GOOD in this picture????”
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stede's mother called him 'dear' sometimes. his father called him lots of other things. stede and mary called each other 'darling' out of obligation, the syllables rushed, stuck together, muffled. when stede first calls ed 'darling,' it feels like a sweet melting on his mouth.
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1 year
the little squeal he lets out when he creates an entire nebula #GOS2Spoilers
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taika is meant to riff off people, wander about on his own schedule, and never look at a script a day in his life don’t make him host a show again
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2 years
just say you hate lesbians. like. i'm so tired of this. yeah we're getting another season but four episodes long??? that's sad. that's a brittle bone being tossed to sapphics everywhere.
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2 years
thinking about how if ofmd follows the traditional rom-com format, the last shot we'll see is of stede and ed kissing on the ship in the middle of their matelotage ceremony, panning out to the rest of the crew partying hard while an impeccably chosen song plays them out. i'm sick
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so i’m not a fan of the fake tweet stuff. misinformation for a laugh occasionally is one thing but i just don’t see the point in confusing people who are excited about the show and making them feel silly when they fall for it is…….not good.
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"taika you're one of the filmmakers i admire the most" "me too" please--
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1 year
the actual number one ofmd character is this lady, who has seen love and fuckery and pain and battle and queer joy, and come out on the other side carrying her crew to new adventures ❤️
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2 years
please enjoy rhys darby saying the word “fancyman.” for obvious reasons.
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use an ounce of critical thinking and stop commenting about ofmd under a post about a BLACK QUEER story
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Take a deep breath. Hold your head up. #TheColorPurple will be available to stream February 16 exclusively on Max.
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