Iris 🪹
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All due respect that phrase does not sound like it’s from the bible or Paradise Lost
there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?
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Something sinister about the general taste on here for great writers’ expressions of mundanity/triviality/lassitude over say. Their actual work
Nobel Prize-winning novelist Thomas Mann on this day in 1948.
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I’m sorry I don’t think it’s an overreaction to be outraged or incensed or depressed by this. Everyone should expect far better from any published writer. This isn’t just bad or even just lazy it is entirely torpid. It does nothing.
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Opened a brand new tin of matcha and it was just empty. Completely empty.
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Thinking more on this and it is insane that Jeremy Strong executed the theme better than anyone else
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Proud to be in this photo, proud of everyone in this photo
Happening right now in Arts West at UniMelb — the Acting Provost has told students that they have until 2:30pm to leave: “If you are not out of the building within an hour, the university will have to make decisions that will seriously escalate the tension”
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ARREST ME
Feeling depressed so I’m going to wear that silk dress I stole yesterday
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shoutout to
@LINGUA_IGNOTA_
for lots of stuff but especially for managing to massively improve upon every single song she covers
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Struggling to deal with the revelation that there was a beautiful youth within Drooper all that time
Behind the scenes of the children's TV series "The Banana Splits" (1968)
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@_Sheehogue_
They’re inherently perverse/ counterintuitive/counterproductive.
(Margaret Atwood’s brilliant “Happy Endings”)
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@turing_police
indonesianguy i really need you to do your part of the powerpoint its due tomorrow just send it to me before 5 tonight please
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I remember when I worked at McDonalds an older Indigenous man called me “sistergirl” and I thought he just hadn’t clocked me but I just found out that that’s actually a word used by First Nations people to describe trans women specifically
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Got this Calvin Klein dress for 25 dollars. My life is so fortunate and so easy. The days just slide off me with zero friction I’m not even living that’s how little I struggle. That’s how lucky I am
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It’s so funny that contemporary transphobia basically hinges on the idea that nobody in history has ever theorised selfhood before and that theorising selfhood WILL cause your brain to explode
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@LINGUA_IGNOTA_
I hope you’re convalescing well also I hope when you do end up coming to Australia at some point I get to give you this Canterbury Cathedral tea towel
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Imagine me in this outfit carrying 20 rolls of toilet paper a latte and my phone and then dropping the coffee in the middle of an intersection because that’s what happened 22 minutes ago
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Was wearing this at the discount grocery store when a woman gestured towards me and said “I love that suit”. I gave her my full-throated thanks. She looked taken aback. I turned around to see a shelf of canned soup behind me. She loves… that soup… that SOUP
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Sylvia Plath’s food diary (which has more followers than the one that posts her poetry) the sunny side of Kafka + his letters to Milena in a way. I know it’s not an actual problem I just don’t like to see dullness or sentimentality vindicated en masse
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The whole tender-mystic aesthetic thing is really buckling under its own sentiment... this post is basically just an Edwardian Valentine’s Day card
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Weegee (Arthur Fellig) —creator of some of the most heart-palpitatingly bitter, evil images I’ve ever seen
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Get your ass up and make a groundbreaking ambient folk album about shapes. It seems like nobody wants to fucking make a groundbreaking ambient folk album about shapes anymore.
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It’s cool that the opening remarks of Australia’s National Literature (sic) are just “This is hell, we’re in hell, it’s like the land itself was formed through violence and just being here makes everyone want to kill everyone and themselves”
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There’s nothing more primal than sucking a guy’s dick for shrooms. Its the foraging instinct
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No more thinspo please like you can honestly die if you put that on my feedddd
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The air in this bathroom is so fetid and sulphurous I can’t even think. These jeans were white when I came in here
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These floods are no joke guys I’m so petite And little I just got washed away into the sea this is crazy. If you’re as delicate and small as I am pls stay safe
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Photos taken by Nils Strindberg, one of three members of the failed 1897 Arctic expedition led S.A. Andrée. They survived for nearly 4 months after their balloon crashed.
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WHO CARES!
Good for them. The trope of academics being aesthetically frumpy disheveled savants needs to die; academia needs real passion again
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If you wear those fluffy bunny hat things im coming to your house and poisoning your food and water. Then,
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This is what I named myself after. We had it in my shower when I was 7 and it smelled like a long long sad dream and I decided if I ever had a daughter I’d call her Iris. Now I’m my daughter
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Hysterically crying and liking every photo of Kristen Stewart I can find
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The death of the private letter is a very stale thing to get angsty about but it left us with only confrontational or simulated-confrontational modes of communication and I find that frustrating if not truly sad
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Thinking abt how Kate Bush’s producers had to hide her weed because she kept getting too stoned to record anything
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I don’t know who that guy is but I always forget that people are capable of being this cruel
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Thinking about the comic Joanna Newsom posted to announce Have One On Me
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Seated for the Brisbane, Australia premiere 11:15 matinee of Todd Field’s Academy Award-Nominated “TÁR”
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Just watched Vampyr… an extreme emotional and metaphysical squalor manifests when the propriety of light and shadow crumbles!
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I remember when I was 11 I googled “who was the first gay person” and nobody on the internet would give me a clear answer
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I don’t do fruit imagery in poems or apply my imagination to fruit in my poems because of that one time I was on shrooms and was cutting a capsicum and I started to feel like I was doing surgery on a dog’s uterus
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I don’t like anyone to be unhappy but its a kind of comfort to me when someone on here seems to feel the same despair I do
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I sort of resent the phrase “at home in language” here. Magical thinking, and definitely not synonymous with “inarticulate”
it's frightening how inarticulate young and youngish writers of self-consciously highbrow stuff are now, as a rule. they just do not seem at home in language
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I know that posting about my s/o is akin to forcing you all to listen to me recount a dream I had But I wanted to alert you all to the fact that my boyfriend has a tattoo of Eastern Bloc Itchy and Scratchy. You can’t see it but this post is just a self-soothing thing anyway
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I’ve decided to study for a post-graduate law degree (Juris Doctor).
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I don’t think we’ll be graced with a masterpiece like the Nikki Blonsky West Virginia Instagram story ever again
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Every bisexual is possessed by something that causes them to recite this pull quote verbatim at least once in their life
Kit Connor on the narrative around those who are bisexual:
“It’s the experience of maybe you’re too straight to be gay and you’re too gay to be straight. So it’s like, ‘Where do I sit?’ But I feel much more secure in myself now.”
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I just want to fill my room with incense smoke and write all over the walls but I’m doomed to make soft serves for people and then drop the soft serve and cry about it and clean up the soft serve off the floor and make another one
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My sister and I found a Little Girl. She was eventually returned to her mother it’s fine
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She was actually a friend of my family. I lived with her daughter for a while!
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Did you guys know i had synesthésia? ( I am stoned out of my mind)
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And it was directed by Tadashi Suzuki I’m literally so upset I will never get to see this
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What if I tweeted about “gay” more often. Would you little freaks like that.
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Having a hot drink in the margins
Time for a hot drink in the margins - Doodle in 12th century manuscript, Cambridge, Sidney Sussex College, 101, f. 95v
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I refuse to lose contact with anyone. I will show up at your home uninvited
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Which one for university ID photo. Yes I edited them to make the lighting more dramatic. Sue me
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In my virgin era; I don’t know what sex is and I will never have it
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I don’t want to be The Ethical Slut. I want to be the immoral and destructive slut
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I don’t watch Euphoria but I love Maude Apatow. She’s the most 34 year old 24 year old who’s ever lived
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