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¤Dad, Certified Software Tester, SRE, QA/DevOps/IT Infrastructure ¤Dum spiro spero | Chelsea fan.

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@viqueta
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11 months
My baby gave birth to our baby😍 I’m a dad for the first time 🙌
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1 year
Here’s her LinkedIn profile, she works with Epic Consultant
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@General_Oluchi
A Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty⚡️
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Her name is Dina Oluwayemisi and she lives in the diaspora with her husband and children but wants APC to “Clip the wings of easterners/Igbos in Lagos.” She thought that hiding her photo would keep her anonymous. I think she’s in the US. If I find her state, I’ll send a letter
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9 months
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year from my family to yours
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1 year
@FirstDoctor This is from a renowned dog club at least.
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2 years
@Enaks09 @aramiszn You are pathetic
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4 years
@3D_Hottie No be so dem dey do am here Aunty, you go first deny the matter then drag the other person then later you go come apologize then do giveaway 😉
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3 years
@maziibe_ @seyiamakinde After you are done, please borrow me the canister but without the love, someone in Aso rock needs loads of it
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2 years
@jarex2_official @lionheart1759 I love problem solvers or solution providers
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5 years
@yomaaarh @OlisaOsega Or you were too wide for him?🙄
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1 year
@mwiduka @FirstDoctor Did you even bother reading the highlighted comments?
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2 years
My friend said we are using our generators to watch those that didn’t give us light 😤😤😤
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2 years
@MomoDarling3 @RealCandaceO Lmao….. What other structures do we have that supports procreation?
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2 years
@Nsukka_okpa Hope una office snitch no dey twitter sha….lol
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4 years
@aikmamah @kfayemi You could have also start your comment by congratulating him
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3 years
@Tunde_OD This is commendable. How can we ensure he doesn’t go back to his conductor job?
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3 years
@Mochievous I mean, this chat wouldn’t even matter if it had happened under normal circumstances right, but the fact that she made inquiry about your school and you had to seize the opportunity is just so so wrong.
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2 years
@okoabosede @iamucheoti @JohnnyHendrixx @JoTechTracker Mtchew….so he should not looked for his missing car because you want to promote your business?
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3 years
@KehindeShoots Nigerians are really nice people, na our politicians dey give us bad tags
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5 years
@TheDailyShow Just wait, we shall soon order for snow with the way the weather is going🤣🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
@benan_b @ItzOlah @promdorc You post this rubbish for this serious matter? Fear God na
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2 years
@Olivermzia @TheIgboWolf My name is “Ominyi” but for the sake of my Yoruba teachers and friends, I accepted “Omoniyi” for peace to reign
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6 years
@WitWinnie @ronaldnzimora Have you taken the customer service training? If not then shift.
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2 years
@Iam_Lekinx @AyniElmi Why must everything be racism to we blacks? Lmao
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3 years
@angelonuoha7 @JajaPhD @temsbaby Where you see dollar Abeg? Efcc come and see oooo
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1 year
@tem_thierry @FirstDoctor Meaning it can also smell a guy’s dirty briefs 🤧
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4 years
@an2iemei @aproko_doctor If that’s how cult operates then I’m a proud “catholic cultist”
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5 years
@DrOlufunmilayo But....but the Aboki said.....😩
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4 years
@Denreleboy @funkeakindele Funke said I should tell you that she’s not going to dash you money today. Ode!
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4 years
@TianaWithATiara @yinkssss @ideraoluwa___ Why are you sorry? 🤣🤣😂
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3 years
@SamuelOtigba 2 face no even send Wetin dey happen for there 😂🤣😂🤣
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4 years
May your voice never seize to be heard Dotun. #EndSARS
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“Must you be popular to be alive” ?? #EndSARSprotest
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3 years
@Gidi_Traffic @RichMarteen A full grown pit bull or rot will give that leopard a very tough time. What other breed of dog do you think can give it a tough time?
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2 years
@GoldmyneTV @TheLazyCheff Mama please don’t leave anything for God, try to get justice on earth.
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5 years
@pastorpoju Pastor is right, however, there people who really don’t know how certain things got to them or how they managed to attain certain level of success, some persons just go with the flow, doing nothing extraordinary and still get favored. Somethings can never be explained in life.
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4 years
@phspecials @Coal_City My friend was kidnapped last month in PH, he was taken to a forest in Akwa-Ibom, the family paid the ransom for his release, a rival kidnapping group came to rescue him, they killed the other group that kidnapped him then took him away, the parents still paid another ransom to...
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@richemike_ @isbae_u @Peruzzi You have to be mean and cold for you to hold someone’s sharpener for that long. Dem no rate the guy 😂🤣🤣😂
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3 years
@Mochievous Most tech videos on YouTube are done by Indians, what other people won’t let out, Indians would and even for free.
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1 year
@TPG_Modest @JustKelechi 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 the Catholic population is 1.3 billion, they didn’t even notice your absence.
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@BashirAhmaad Defending General Buhari for me is the most difficult job anyone can have, next to it is taking care of wild animals. I would rather choose the latter.
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2 years
Beside every successful woman, there’s a man in grey coat. Congratulations to you my lovely wife. I went all British for you today 🤣😂
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@Allezamani @yomaaarh @youngclassydude Same thing I said and she started describing how wide the P is 🤣🤣😂
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2 years
@DanielRegha @vipvendor Hello Daniel, buying a phone is good, but the country is very hard now so I don’t think buying a phone should be the priority, people are really suffering, times are hard, there’s no money. Tell the person that gave you the phones to market that the country is hard. Shalom!
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@biolakazeem Take a listen, very important
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@Autorush2 @Omojuwa @demilade_odu Under person wedding announcement? Una dey do rubbish for this street sha.
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2 years
A very merry Christmas celebration from my household to yours
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@saka_3rd @NigerianTroops Who said it looks easy?
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6 years
@perfectskones Leave twitter Jude and go do the needful. Twitter will be fine
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2 years
@Chinyere_hope_ @instablog9ja You had to add “simple biology” so we would think you have said something reasonable 😂🤣😂🤣
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3 years
@Mochievous He knew he was about to spew rubbish hence he had to ask if it was a “safe place” 😤😤😤😤 safe space kee you there.
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6 months
@AramideOyekunle What if the other 3 were jobless or not happy with their current employer or job?
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5 years
@don_fejak @RealSOK_ Oshiomole comes to mind
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3 years
@_MrBE @DirectorSolomon Not as dope as the guy’s
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9 years
#istandwithahmed His clock of blessing has started ticking afterall. ...Good bless u kid @Gidi_Traffic http://t.co/G2UZ1oxtFI
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"If nothing lasts forever, me and you go be nothing for ever" Flora My Flower @iam_Davido
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4 years
@icemilangoal @PoliceNGfaux @superjanded Your goal is very foolish considering the matter been discussed
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4 years
@oizaabu1 @DONJAZZY @MI_Abaga @davido Where can we get the complete version na? Btw, shout out to that bathroom,it has witnessed so many great moments
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1 year
@shafbeyioku @lagospedia Did your Asiwaju tell you that the movie was depicting him or it is your conscience speaking? Lmao
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3 years
@zidalama @visualizing29 It must have been a terrifying experience. Thank God you are OK. Sometimes I wonder how exactly do we need to “stay safe” in this country because they can attack you even in your house.
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1 year
I was there live. It was a colourful celebration.
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@UchePOkoye
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Iri Ji in Manchester 2023. Igbo Amaka.
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6 years
@iam_lucaslikizy Brother you are the strongest being i might have seen this year, how did you pull through? God will continue to comfort you
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5 years
@DrOlufunmilayo The Dr should have spent 37yrs in jail as well, they shouldn’t release until the guy wakes up
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5 years
@Omojuwa We should be responsible for our decisions sometimes
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4 years
@phspecials @Coal_City this new group, imagine, he was kidnapped twice and ransom was paid twice in. They just told him not to play smart else they will waste him. 😔
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2 years
@jon_d_doe smile and be happy with just 500K in their account. Another factor is present experience, some people are from wretched homes, they could barely feed or afford anything, poverty dealt with them hence they have swore never to start a family until they are financially stabe
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1 year
Me: Applies for a REMOTE job Recruiter: Oh, we can see that you are currently in Nigeria, unfortunately, we are not recruiting candidates in that country at the moment, bla bla bla…
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People who left Nigeria, what was the thing that made you finally decide to leave?
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@gboyegaakosile @segalink But the people that actually committed murder on the 20th of oct 2020 are still walking freely.
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@mama_hawi @TianaWithATiara @yinkssss @ideraoluwa___ Please tell me sorry, I am currently in Nigeria and no sane person should actually be here 😩☹️
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@Jenian_Francis @nosafk Nothing prepares you for the uncertainties that comes with marriage. That union does two things to you. It either exposes the good in you or it exposes the bad in you. Something courtship can mask.
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@NigeriainfoFM You could clearly hear his voice shaking, he was struggling to make any substantive points.
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2 years
So we are voting Peter Obi of Labor Party right?
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4 years
@ellengirlie @Morris_Monye @ifyskitchen The same reason why you didn’t stop to help her is exactly the same reason why Grandsquare hasn’t either.
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@jordan_tutu @MekaWrights Ban was never lifted
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@Dads_Baby_Girl @DONJAZZY Looool......e correct die, since na don jazzy talk am🤣🤣😂
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@Sadeeqqq_ @AM_Saleeem Mustapha Alfa dey call you 🤣😂🤣😂
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@Bleh_singh @aproko_doctor You sound pained bitter and jealous. You will be fine asst Jesus
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3 years
@Nwankpa_A Well, I’m indifferent about the older woman jumping into you guys convo but what I think may be the reason for your blurting is that her views may not have aligned with yours. May be if she had an opinion that suits your argument, we wouldn’t have see this tweet.
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@instablog9ja That lady did nothing wrong at all. Nothing absolutely
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3 years
Why can’t LASG provide staff bus for LAWMA staff? Abi are they comfortable with the way they beg any oncoming vehicle for a lift? @Gidi_Traffic
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7 years
Since Banky and Adesua are getting married will @frankdonga_ still be their driver?
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5 years
@PoliceNG He might be part of a syndicate, I doubt if he’s acting alone
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@Darablaqie @Josh_Annointed @AmakaAnku You could have just said HR without mentioning Igbo, it’s not the tribe, it’s the individual
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3 years
@EtimJunior Me and papa currently
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@temidayodaniel @TukaLetura @asemota Some of us no fit represent Naija even for crime sef
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@DrJoeAbah Lower your voice doc
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