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no he said “this song is about you. you know who you are, I love you”
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@blessedswift
this looks like one of those “ready for wherever the night takes me” memes😭 love it, can’t wait to read britney’s book!
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@emilykthen
an ariana blue check stan account making a hate thread about taylor. that is literally bait lmao
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@yourillus1onist
I’m so sorry… that woman is a complete stranger to you and is doing all this???!
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but daddy I love him is so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear talking about muses. just such great storytelling reminiscent of fearless and it’s so fun to sing!
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the vinyl color being described as GHOSTED WHITE….. I’m terrified
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@brittscapes
I’m cheering that my boy only breaks his favorite toys is your fave on the album like well… yes!
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@ali_sivi
these are so fucking crazy wtf I feel like these were made by aliens pretending to be human
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@enerianna
PLEASEEEEE THE PERSON BUYING IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT IS MADE ME YELL this is so hilarious lmaooo
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@enchantedjess13
ohhhhh yeah baby!! “good girl sad boy big city wrong choices” goes hand in hand with that too in my mind
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@ohheybrittany
it was a cultural reset, be sure to mention that👀 deleting all social media posts to announce a new album is now overused but taylor was the first one to do it effectively!
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@AstoundingSwift
no literally like??? it only feels this raw right now… lost in the labyrinth of my mind… FREE HER!!!!
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I want to attend office hours at the tortured poets department
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the tortured poets department aesthetic has been unmatched so far. it’s giving private detective film noir, dark academia collegiate secret society, school yearbook/newspaper club, post-succession quiet luxury, typewriter in a café chain-smoking cigarettes because it’s the 70s
#TSTTPD
official memorandum: Our Chairman’s manuscript will be released in just 13 days. Tortured poets, please make any necessary preparations and pre-order now. 🤍📖
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@theashleyray
the way I thought for like 6 months that was a joke/meme and not actually real… congrats though that’s amazing!
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an app that takes a picture of your facial expression & turns it into an emoji
#whydonttheymakethat
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these people were literally asking innocent, genuinely concerned questions????? I'm
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@maliburiva
@blessedswift
literally like… there’s two con artists, they’re probably cynical about life and love. but then THEY fall in love when they never thought they would. therefore FOREVER is THE SWEETEST CON. what’s not clicking for people??
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@brittscapes
well hopefully taylor has every other weekend so they can get back in the studio😭
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@blessedswift
people who go to concerts and get mad when people are enjoying themselves are extremely weird lmao
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@blessedswift
her close friend paul mccartney… like he could’ve told her this story himself oh I’m sick
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rt if you think donald j trump is a fuckface von clownstick
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...
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@uptightlesbian
“I’ve cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene” was how I knew she was singing from a character’s pov in no body no crime😂
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false: he was never given many solos in one direction bc he was the least popular member of the band. (I'm a niall girl so I'm biased lol)
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@maliburiva
@blessedswift
WHEN I TELL YOU THIS (people misunderstanding cowboy like me) IS MY JOKER ORIGIN STORY…
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luke skywalker's orange pilot outfit appreciation tweet✨
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last night was an imax format biopic about the creator of the atomic bomb
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looking through a magazine from august 21, 2023 and here’s the quote heard round the world
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@yourillus1onist
that is so horrible, I’m sorry you and your family are dealing with this! what a vile person and she 100% deserves consequences from this
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@tay13bae
“braun, who is recently divorced” lmao drag him! like that’s so wildly out of place I had to laugh
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@Poulam1
THIS!!!!!!! why tf is it taylor swift’s responsibility to do that???? also she literally has the legal RIGHT to re-record her music. people are trying to start shit where there’s nothing and it’s ANNOYING AF
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fleishman is in trouble is an insane show because I thought I was getting roped into a mystery and now I’m just left with an existential crisis each time I watch an episode
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I........ they’re just fucking standing there, somehow that image is increasingly amusing just because it proves how ridiculous a photorealistic remake of this movie is
I want this image burned into our collective mind, so any time someone thinks to bring up "realism" or "practicality" to a comic artist, they think twice.
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me: I fucking hate jabba
diego luna: I just want to feel the texture of jabba
me:
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@blueturnsgold
@IDWLUA
personally I feel like white men are so used to seeing themselves represented in media that they take it for granted; therefore, they don’t feel this powerful feeling. p.s. I feel the same way about captain marvel!!
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@HamillHimself
tomorrow is my 19th birthday!!!😊😊😊 if you wished me a happy birthday I would probably cry for 34 years (just saying)
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@sippingaugust
you might want to add context, some ppl are gonna think that's from a new post😅
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shazam it
🤝
jack dylan grazer
being the best actor
in the movie
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@TisTheDamnPhD
this happened with the folklore variants too so whenever there are alt covers I just assume they’ll come back. scarcity drives sales, but bringing back the limited edition versions also drives sales😓
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me: idk if I truly like anyone right now
me: *looks at a cute boy, thinks about a boy for more than two minutes*
me:
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art donaldson never got to go to the us open because the pandemic would’ve interfered
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@blackpopgirl
i fear i'm about to be held responsible for this (for no reason) in my group chat with my guy friends... one of them is already mad that taylor's vinyl popularity makes it harder for smaller artists to have their vinyls produced😭 and it's my fault somehow
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I am so thankful for
@Lin_Manuel
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@Achapphawk
@DaveedDiggs
@Anthony_Ramos1
💕💕💕
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@enchantedjess13
we could go driving in my scooter. ya know just around london? [TIRES SQUEAL] [CRASH] [GUNSHOT] [SIRENS]
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MOVIES ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!! go see snack shack in theaters if you can. it’s a laugh-out-loud, heartwarming coming of age movie about friendship. I laughed. I cried. I had a blast.
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people thought something in a christopher nolan movie was improvised?
for years everyone has assumed that the well known hospital explosion scene in “The Dark Knight” was improvised on heaths part but in reality it was meticulously planned & structured so that heath had enough time to be away from the second round of explosions as joker gets on the
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