it's time to put a stop to Big Data

the opportunity to do a sequel called Nosfera2 is to large to be missed

my new years resolution last year was to cuss less and my new years resolution this year is to do more damn cussin

do you think when we go to sleep the computer misses us

@YEAROFTHEWIZARD mo proboscis mo problems

been asked to make a corn dish for thanksgiving. tell me of your corn creations

@jennifersmoods fellas, is it straight to bang another dude?

@OneSmolCat hell yeah, i'm making black eyed pea salad later

people admire your dedication to the cellular telephone

while powerful interests battle for the hearts and minds of the american people, I easily claim other neglected parts. kidney. spleen. leg

@ughfinewhatever unpleasantville

we are so happy to have you join the company. your experience in shrieking is unmatched. not too bad at mournful wailing also I hear

shout out to the time i fumbled and dropped my phone on my face while doomscrolling and it somehow, against all odds, autocomplete texted my ex "Thanks!" when we hadn't spoken in over a year

@daveanthony lets try getting it all tangled up in some paracord snares so we can hit it with sledge hammers

[guy who was never inside the great prism] I have entered the great prism, and it's secrets were revealed to me

@Karl_Was_Right a good economy is when you work multiple jobs so you can avoid starving

@daveanthony are you now or have you ever been an "antifa" ?

@RadishHarmers we need a leftist little debbie

waiter, have the chef bring me something fearsome. i want to be filled with dread this evening

want some new fears. bats. ice planet. corn demons. need something fresh and fearsome

@daveanthony already re-registered as independent after 20 years as a D. it used to be too important not to vote for them and now its too important to throw away on them