valerie barr
@valerie2776
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Why is the SNOOZE button on the iPhone alarm so big and bold and the STOP so tiny and dark? This is rude and enabling
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Should be illegal for the temp to be below 45 or above 75 imo
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I put on my jean jacket for the first time this fall yesterday and one pocket was full of candy and the other pocket had $60 in it!
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Did I just look at every picture of milk that exists on the internet or what
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Hello I'm making a new zine. It's called DRAW A BIKE.
If you want to be in the zine, please:
- draw a picture of a bike without looking at a picture of a bike
- email me the picture of a bike that you drew (valerie2776 at gmail)
That's all thanks.
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Weird but today is the first time I've ever sat outside on my front porch and holy shit porch sitting is good
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How long does it take valerie to remember they started a timer?
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anyone commiserating - you can turn off the snooze function all together at the individual alarm level, so that's something
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@monicaheisey
my childhood dream, to be a rat and run rampant around a fair (templeton in charlotte's web)
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someone found my blog by googling "was john green on weight watchers"
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These multi-year gaps between seasons of stuff is so hard on my damn little brain. I've watched 2 recap vids and read a summary article and a couple reviews and I still can't grasp wtf happened in this show
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Three years ago today we were in Melbourne and
@hankgreen
found a pair of shoes in a dumpster and wore them.
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DRAW A HORSE! The sequel to the Draw a Bike zine is now accepting submissions. Here is how to be a part of it:
1. Don't look at a picture of a horse.
2. Draw a horse.
3. Send me the drawing of the horse that you did.
Send your horse here (more info too):
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one day left of pizzamas! all these things go away for forever friday at midnight est
http://t.co/wGo2qV7rc1
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I can personally attest to the softness of the pajama pants and the usefulness of the popsocket.
Pizzamas is only until November 18th! Have you checked out the 2016
#Pizzamas
collection yet?
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Damn people will jump at any chance to be ableist and fatphobic huh? Just has to be someone you don't like then it's a-okay? I'm tired. Stop it.
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@hankgreen
Here's a hot take i just decided about something inconsequential because i like it when people yell at and are outraged by me over nonsense!
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@hankgreen
the earliest comments with 'nerdfighter' in them, curious to see peeps' first reactions to john's use of the word
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sooo i guess i should probably say it here now - vidcon london was my last show as part of the vidcon team, and this week is my last week of work with the company. idk what i next (aside from some RELAXING) but thanks
@hankgreen
and all officemates for everything
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@hankgreen
@marsupialpuddng
Big part in back supports paper, small part in front obscures less paper and allows pages to be turned easier
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I sold my art at a pop up shop collective during first friday tonight and it was my first time ever selling my art in public and lots of people bought stuff and I'm extremely pleased and proud!!!!!!!
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I'm glad so many people came out to vidcon tonight to see
@hankgreen
's hydration keynote address
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Hey I'm making a freakin MUNCH SQUAD zine. Looking for all types of writing, art, comics, recipes, etc inspired by your fav garbage foods. Submissions accepted through March 31. For fun and no profit. CC
@JustinMcElroy
@griffinmcelroy
@travismcelroy
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Decrease world suck with the World Cup, adorable animals, and more!:
http://t.co/ZXBIwmwUOV
yoooo I've been writing these emails
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Please god no more jokes about trumps weight / body. Do you know how shitty it makes some ppl (me) feel when it becomes super obvious lots of "progressive" ppl are apparently always .2 seconds away from making a fat joke
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I just got to say in a genuine correct context "ah, your reputation precedes you" to a complete stranger so I'm very pleased with this evening so far.
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Hahahahahah I have 20 lb of peanut butter m&ms in my bag and it got flagged at airport security and they have to search it
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If I saw Marcel the shell in person and it was just a shell sitting there I’d weep
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I had a big party at my house last night and it was the first time I had more than a handful of people over at once and it was very fun and made me so happy to be able to host folks but I'm so tired now and everything has a coating of dried up champagne on it lol
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hello. submissions for my next DRAW A _____ zine are now open. please draw SONIC the hedgehog from memory and send the drawing to me:
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Oh it is the month of pride. I am nonbinary/agender and also queer (pinning down beyond this seems hard and stressful so I do not try). They and them pronouns thanks
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just had perfect show experience.. Wanted to see one band, guessed when they would start and walked 4 min to venue, get there just as he's starting, jump around and yell things about love for 30 min, buy merch, walk 4 min home, not even out of my dang house for more than 45 min!!
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God bless
what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet?
I am the reason nigel thornberry became a meme, and I also made this gif
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@JustinMcElroy
I read the word "fuck" for the first time in a forum about turtles and thought it was turtle-related vocab for a few months
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Y'all I got prescription sunglasses I've never worn sunglasses in my life!!!!
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My dad died on Saturday, the day after his 57th birthday. I will miss him so much.
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Post-con staff wrap up brunch was just us crying for 45 minutes so thank you all
#nerdcon
@NCNerdfighteria
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I'm struggling hard to determine if I should take off work tomorrow and go to 6 back to back screenings of groundhog day. If you sit through them all you get a theater membership that's free movies and popcorn for a year...
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I'm not taking bikes any more I got too many I'm sorry don't email me
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I need a looooot of people drawing Louises. In case you didn’t see!
Draw a Louise! Is the next zine! Looking for peeps to draw Louise Belcher (of bob burger fame) from memory! Any of you! Then send it to me through this link which has more info! Thank you! Bye!
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.
@TimTomLol
is leaving so we made this for him to remember us forever (
@DuncTales
= lasermaster)
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Do you have any fun nice weekend routines?
Every Saturday I do library volunteer early, get a baguette / ham / Swiss / butter sandwich & Yerba mate, zoom around very caffeinated and chomping sandwich all around the riv on a long walk.
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"Have you ever been to a straight film festival?" "It's just the Entourage movie." God I'm so happy we are doing the How to Write Straight Characters panel again. Ty ty
@gabydunn
@briezillionaire
@CecilBaldwinIII
@TheJasikaNicole
#podcon
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The very same jacket that's in my profile photo; can you even believe it!?
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@hankgreen
Bird facing left with some letters/letterlike stuff on the right by the back of its head
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VidCon is hiring for two positions! Senior Social Media Manager and also Account Manager. Deets:
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heya. youtube peeps. send me links to your favorite european lgbtq creators??
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i ate a whole bag of baby carrots myself without them going bad or throwing them away can you please congratulate me
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pizzamas is coming soon and the designs this year are really really good
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HELLO announcing that submissions are open for the next "DRAW A _______" zine. We've done bikes, horses, cars... now GARFIELD the CAT. Diff direction.
DRAW A GARF(ield)
Don't look at a picture of Garfield and draw a pic of Garfield and send it to me here:
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There's a small bead store in missoula that can sell by the bead and I have wondered for years whether it or the big Walmart that's here has more individual purchasable items.
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Here is a new zine. It's called CAT SCAN. I put my cats on my scanner and scanned them. It is $3. I only printed 15 for now.
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Man I want cool end of the year music stats but I use
@GooglePlayMusic
. Come on
@GooglePlayMusic
do something good.
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In today's d&d session all
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i get to see Eighth Grade tomorrow....finally....it has been ten billion years of waiting
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damn yall. i've never been a lamp person, but the harshness of my living room's overhead lighting (to be replaced) was too much and i got 2 lamps and now the room feels so cozy and warm at night instead of like an operating room
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@hankgreen
Probably multiple ppl will say this but House of Leaves, the physical act of reading it was an experience
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Just spent 20 min poring over credit card statement and emails to try to figure out wtf frequent charges from the same mysteriously named place were for similar but not exact amounts. Kind of freaking out bc couldn’t track it down. It was all the times I bought the big sandwich..
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UM how come nobody told me
@johngreen
thanked me in his new book re
@mountain_goats
!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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