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you smell off poop
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About to make my youtube comeback as a fishing sim youtuber
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@TheSpiffingBrit @YorkshireTea Man, I really associate with the wrong people - this guy out here getting yorkshire tea when all I get are tear gas canisters and napalm
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I AM THE GOD OF YOUTUBE MONETIZATION KNEEL BEFORE ME
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face reveal tomorrow
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👏help👏
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🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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I think it's when I poured the boiling water from my kettle into the cereal bowl rather than the mug next to it that I realized I'd reached an all new level of tired.
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If you ever feel stupid, just remember that I recently bought both an xbox one and an elgato because I was planning to record me replaying the MCC...
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just broke my new thanos mug on the first day absolutely fuming right now
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The Valefisk Word of the Day™ is: s u f f e r i n g
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I have recorded a pilot episode for the spiritual successor to the paradox quiz show. It's coming home.
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has anyone else had problems pissing recently or is it just me
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No Youtube I really don't think they do
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"What's that awfully menacing whirring noise i can hear in the distance?"
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when you turn the light off where does it go
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does anyone have the password for my youtube channel cause i can't find it anywhere
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the comment section of the new xcom video like:
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how to remove appendix solo guide
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uncultured swine
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🤦‍♀️ @bokoen1
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@bokoen1 imagine actually getting demonetized smh
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selling bad youtube channel 5 gp
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an alan key has many great uses. i enjoy the alan key.
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So you guys think we can delay this election a few days so i can finish this video for it or no
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GET THE MAN OUT #vale2020
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i like to leave notifications unread because it makes me feel wanted
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ha nice try facebook like i'm gonna fall for that one
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put me in the hole the hole i want to be in the hole the hole
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After consulting with @ISPuuuv i have found a solution to my endless mixer problems. "Just buy this other mixer instead." "Ok chief."
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Geil.
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i eat, therefor i am
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This next one's good.
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okay nvm i lied tomorrow
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the pain is very big!!!
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@ISPuuuv @bokoen1 no you stop before that obviously and then eat the paper
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This happened because i came back
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🔎 We are investigating an issue that is causing the site not to load properly. We will update you when we know more.
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my phone's facial recognition software genuinely can't tell that it's me if i'm smiling
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🇮🇹
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@ISPuuuv and Others: I'm making six figures on YouTube Me:
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do you ever just come home after a long day, open a window, and scream out into the void like you're being disemboweled
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Please let me here the plop this time
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So @bokoen1 just said he’s going to the toilet and ducking picked his food up a took it with him? Excuse me. What is going on here.
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what
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FC Barcelona avatars take over @Roblox ! Check it out:
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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have you ever thought that like considered like that we thought that like understood that it was like it expected to be like innit
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i haven't uploaded in like 4 weeks. guess i'll just upload tomorrow.
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I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, and of course, Satan. It wouldn't have been possible without you, love you man.
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@ISPuuuv you still never answered my question
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everyone please unsubscribe from me and spiff because if you don't I'll be forced to play fortnite in december
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i hope victoria 3 is an iphone exclusive
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this next video is a cry for help
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it is a new year. happy year, new. is it?
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Not the first time the Germans lost in Russia
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I can't be the only one out there whose diet is 50% corn dog
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oh wait this isn't google
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@TheRambler146 @ISPuuuv you're not alone. send help.
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Looks into the camera. We’re in the semi finals #EURO2020
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I don't have any time in my schedule for an existential crisis.
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Halloween this year is gonna be good
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I feel sick
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their tear ducts sure are viscous, mother
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@ISPuuuv How much are you charging for it? I've got a good display case it could go in
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tfw you've spent weeks trying to fix your new mic setup only to find out you were using the driver for the WRONG. FUCKING. MIXER.
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#EURO2020 Prediction: Scotland scores early. Croatia equalizes at the last minute. We draw and we don't qualify. If it plays out exactly like this i will boil a slice of bread and eat it for dinner as punishment for believing.
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I know you're still asleep @TheSpiffingBrit , but 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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do you guys think it's too late to buy my own superbowl ad, or is 3 hours enough to throw one together?
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Prepare yourselves for 20 Minutes of British Politician Jokes as the entire political roster gets used in this XCOM video... There were no survivors...
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JANNITTE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME I AM SO ALONE
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Me: *accidentally promises to play fortnite at 100k on spiffing's stream* Youtube:
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WAAA
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tfw you delete a tweet to correct a typo and accidentally delete your top/pinned tweet
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they really should install a ramp for Bran at winterfell, poor kid's been stuck out there all day
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Nearly pissed myself. Playing Trivial Pursuit. "What's the British Monarchy's home in London?" "Birmingham palace."
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@bokoen1 only just now?
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And to think this whole time I had no idea it was Darth Vader who played the mountain, smh
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I'm Pooing, Wow!!
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@ISPuuuv so say we all
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Idk why people still debate whether or not the Nazi's could have won when we all knew they would lose after the Ark of the Covenant ended up in American hands
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@ISPuuuv Well if we assume YouTube is taking 40% that's...completely accurate. 14/23 Total Cents.
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Tonight's Five-Star dinner is a moldy croissant boiled on a stove in a tub of hot water
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@ISPuuuv @bokoen1 i'll have you know i've uploaded a whole 2 videos since November 14th, i'm a real youtuber i swear
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