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Spent 26 years of my life here , never witnessed such a gigantic crowd. Lawyers long march and GT road rally were nothing as compared to this crowd.
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LUNS ?
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17th in Pakistan, Pakistan Administrative Service (PAS), 48th Common, Civil Service of Pakistan!
Alhamdullilah for everything. Dreams do come true.
#CSS2019
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It took 2 lives of youngsters to get this result.
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Aese lag raha jese my best prince pe essay likha hai
He was 99 years old he was the first one from the British Royal family to appear in a television interview in 1961 he authored many books he broke many old traditions
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Hahahaha wo chai k sath biscuit nh deta 50 crore tau bauhat door ki baat hai
سینیٹ الیکشن کیلئےعمران خان نے ہررکن اسمبلی کو پچاس،پچاس کروڑدیئے:بلاول
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We reject this rejection
@ImranKhanPTI
PM rejects Dr Aamir Liaquat Hussain’s resignation, calls him ‘asset’ of PTI
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Good that he didn’t answer. Judges are not supposed to speak to media
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Mian sb tweeting from jail
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Tum kis moonh se change ki baat ker rhe ho khud tau tum badlay nh pechle 30 saal se
Just met Khan Sahab, Prime Minister elect. While discussing other things , we discussed education reforms. He said “it’s about time”. I have a reason to believe that change is on the horizon.
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This motorway was built by PTI govt in KP during their 1st tenure. Lekin baji ko jhoot bolne ki aadat hai uska apna koi qasoor nh.
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Inna lilah e wa inna ilaih e raajeeon. Burried my chachi today. She died because of corona. She was just 47 years old. The whole janazah process was so haunting. People need to understand that corona is real and can prove fatal.
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Ye jo neelay ki jagah gray aasmaan nazar aaraha hai ye smog hi hai.
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Lool someone quoted this fake news to IK during his stay at skmh to which IK replied kia bakwas ker rahe ho bauhat no balls kerwai hain pooray career mein. 😂😂
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Lool sabir nazar forgot to switch the account and is praising himself 😂😂
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Zarafay ki qismat mein kutay ki chumiyan
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Abba g se bisti kerwane k baad sab ko ammi yaad aati hai.
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Casting for a Punjabi Hero for my upcoming film has started. We are looking for a young male with a strong authentic Punjabi accent. If you think you have Gubru swag
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Plz send a video clip in Punjabi (no longer than a minute) to rkofficial3
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Imrandus 😢😢😢
the venn diagram of imrandus and people expressing condolences over musharaf's death
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Imran ne kaha madrassah chor do
Dg ispr ne kaha Islamabad chor do
Aik din aayega tum log kaho ge halwa chor do....
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Mahira is also consuming oxygen , patwaris should boycott oxygen.
ان پروڈکٹس کا بائیکاٹ تو کیا جاسکتا ھے اور برملا ان کا بائیکاٹ کیجئے تاکہ ان خبیثوں کو اندازہ ھو کہ کسی کی بہن بیٹی بارے کیسے بات کی جاتی ھے۔
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Things raza rumi missed in this condemnation
1) Not tagged the person
2) Didn't blame the party
3) Didn't put the blame on party leader
Shame on Nihal Hashmi for targeting a persecuted community used as scapegoat by politicians and Mullahs.
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Ertugrul series ko gaaliyan dene waley log halloween parties pe jaarhe hain.👏🏽
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Auditioning for Top Lun.
میں نے دیکھا، اپ بھی دیکھیں 🤢
ماڈلنگ شوٹ کر کون رہا یہ بھی دیکھیں
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Sir unke doosre betay ki video b post karein with same caption.
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Halaanke subha dopaher sham zalil kerna chahiye
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Shehbaz sharif since childhood
1993میں غلام اسحاق نےمجھےبلایااورکہاتم وزیراعظم بن جاو،شہبازشریف
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People who were tweeting where's my vaccine imran khan during the start of covid are demanding imran khan who's not even member of national assembly now to do something for flood relief. Cute.
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Aaho good evening tey tere puphar ne chak 42 ich beh k ijaad kita c
Good evening to everyone except overseas Pakistanis who say Mabrook, Shukran and Marhaba
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His guitar play in sayonee>>> your whole life
Aik kangaal bechara jis ko hum buchpun sey dekh rehay hain aur Abhi tuk bhai sb gaana seekh nahi paye unsey mein paisay mangoo gee? Lol
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What a chutiya tweet. Their cricket board controls the ICC and there's a ban on pakistan cricketers to play in IPL . Zaruri nh jo pti k minister tweet karein uski opposition mein tweet karein aap.
Thankfully, the players responded with grace, decency and sportsman spirit after the momentous win today instead of the jingoism on display here by the Minister for Planning and Development
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People's party ya PML N k daur mein agar ghalti se ye kaam hua hota tau vaccine ka naam benazir vaccine aur nawaz sharif vaccine hona tha.
Congratulations to the NIH Pak team and its leadership for successful fill/finish (from concentrate) of the Cansino vaccine with the help of Cansino Bio Inc. China. The product has passed the rigorous internal QA testing. An imp step to help in our vaccine supply line
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Shahzeb: aaj k ijlaas k baad maryam kafi mayoos nazar aarhi thin
Ahsan iqbal arastoo : nh aesa nh hai bas disappointed hain.🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
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PML N leadership will distance itself from this FIR and our twitter intelligentsia will thank PML N for sticking to its liberal credentials.
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Bc tumhen khud issi tarha naukri mili hai isliye log keh rahe hain.
I am flooded with “requests” from relatives, friends, acquaintances & persons in authority to hire or promote people in PCB. Please, Please, everyone, understand PCB is not an employment agency. I cannot, will not, follow bad past practices to erode its professional integrity.
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That xray is of a victim of bomb blast but joke zaroori hai chahey ghatiya hi kyun na ho
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This you??
So apparently rape victims have gone outside the bounds of modesty and invited trouble upon themselves according to this guy.
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Criticism over price hikes is right of every opposition, but to build an entire no confidence movement based on price hikes and inflation is different. Faraq jaan ker jeyo.
It's time to grow up. This politics is costing us dearly. You are not alone to play this game but if you are the party of change, then bring change.
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Wo ghalat jagah se keera saaf ker rahe thay tb
Dr Alvi used to take way more time scaling my teeth than he has taken to dissolve this assembly
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So that's the reason info-advertisment banners were removed from govt hospitals of bahawalpur yesterday. Prince was suppose to visit these hospitals.
وزیراعلیٰ پنجاب محمد حمزہ شہباز شریف کا سول ہسپتال بہاولپور کا اچانک دورہ
وزیراعلیٰ حمزہ شہباز نے ہسپتال میں مریضوں کے علاج معالجے کی سہولتوں کا جائزہ لیا
وزیراعلیٰ حمزہ شہباز نے ہسپتال میں موجود مریضوں کو ان کے لواحقین سے سہولتوں کے بارے میں دریافت کیا
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Quaid e azam ne b tau mubarak bad nh di abhi tak
کراچی:عمران خان مزار قائد پرابھی تک نہیں آئے،وزیربلدیات سعید غنی
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Mumtaz sb has changed a lot
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Why don't indian liberals love pakistan as much as pak liberals love india??
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Alexa define zehni ghulami
Alexa:
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Once we get done this with pandemic 1st step by govt should be shutting down LUMS. Only producing kaathay angraiz.
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Agar tum crowd se per person 100 rupay mango apne nakli yateem honay ka tau kitne paisay ikhatay hojayenge?
Huge gathering in Lahore by the PTI -- Imran Khan is known for pulling crowds, but will these supporters transpire into voters -- the bigger question.
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Head of journalism IBA: Saal k baaki din meri job hai fake news philaana valentine's day pe bas mera mood horaha tha.
@MashwaniAzhar
If you think a jokey Valentine’s Day tweet is in any way news, you really need to get a life Azhar 😊
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Ye jo sardi hai
Iske peeche wardi hai
Since when is Islamabad so cold? I think I underestimated the winter here...
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Was he travelling in ambulance on motorway?
I’m very reliably informed that Rana Sanaullah is suffering from heart disease, diabetes, hypertension & has a clot in his left eye region. He has been detained in an airless room & his medicines have been taken away from him. My message to IK: what goes round comes round!
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Guys this was a joke 😂 already phatti parri hai doctory mein kaam ker ker k CSS kahan se dena hai. Sorry to those who followed me after this tweet khadim aapka kaam nh kerwa sakega 😢
17th in Pakistan, Pakistan Administrative Service (PAS), 48th Common, Civil Service of Pakistan!
Alhamdullilah for everything. Dreams do come true.
#CSS2019
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Camera ki taraf dekh k haath hilayen aapke sath establishment ne haath kerdia hai
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Professor kirmani ko covid ki ending pasand nh aarhi as if this was all written by George R. R. Martin.
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PPP : Bilawal , sherry rehman.
PML N : Maryam , Ahsan iqbal
PTI : Ali ameen gandapur , Murad saeed , zulfi
Princess maryam and prince bilawal got beaten by 2nd tier leadership of PTI.
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'Beta meine baat ki hai yusuf raza gillani se necklace wapis kerdega wo'
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Lahore data darbar use kerta hai
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So mosharaf zaidi who's such a strong feminist ally didn't feel like giving the shut up call this time to nusrat javed instead was laughing his stupid ass off on the disgraceful remarks by NJ.
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No usual bashan about workers taking inspiration from the leader, in this case from aimal wali. Bashan is reserved for a particular party only.
This is one of the worst things that can happen. ANP needs to find all these goons and chuck them out, the police arrest them. This is the seeds of political violence that will rip communities apart.
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Just came back from Iqbal town via canal road johar town to skmh very little to no water on roads. Suction draining pumps and WASA teams were present at usual ponding points. Still raining btw, great job
@VCWASALHR
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This is just a voter parchi which candidates distribute to every house in their constituency banda dumb ho par dumb patwari na ho
الحمدُلِلہ میرا ووٹ بھی تحریک انصاف کو پڑ گیا ہے جبکہ میرا شناختی کارڈ دو تین سال سے ایکسپائر ہے اور میں پاکستان میں رہتا بھی نہیں 😁
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Maryam ki kaneez ko banday marne se zayada dukh gamlay tootne ka hai.
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Dramay baaz owns a petrol pump in faislabad on one of its prime locations.
ایک رات میں پٹرول 25 روپے مہنگا، راجا ریاض اپنی ہی حکومت پر برہم
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Murad ali shah : Apne acting check ki thi meri covid mein ?
Shehbaz sharif : yaar tune tau mujhe b peeche chor diya
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There's different criteria for different cancers at SKMCH. I have anesthetized patients aging more than 70 years undergoing cancer surgery. Apni tarf se bongiyaan maarna band kero.
contribution of as much or as little as you can. They do not ask your age. (I believe Shaukat Khanam Hospital does not take persons older than 55 yrs). The have a modern Radiation Treatment centre. Part operational, by Dec 2020, the entire hospital will be 100% operational.
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Ye budhay baabon ka internet band kerwao ye saalay landline pe hi thek thay
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Weekly reminder that sindh doesn't have a rescue service. Karachi is 7th largest city in world & doesn't have an integrated rescue service.
Container accommodation for Rescue1122 Kalam Tourist all weather Emergency Response Centre transported. Will be installed soon with 4x4 ambulance to start with followed by other equipment. Separate off & residential units with separate storage etc
Similar will b in Naran too soon
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Istarha k log larai dekhte huwe chappairain khaa k ghar aajatay hain
There's no actual vote buying in this particular clip. Possiblw Manipulation, yes but not buying. Ofc that may be there in other parts of the clip that have not yet been shown. Looks like a sting operation by one of the 'invitees'
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PTI needs to adopt sher afzal marwat's strategy now till election results are announced. No need to act achay bachay like hamid khan or gohar khan. Acha bacha strategy has achieved nothing.
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Iska credit b nawaz sharif ko jata hai : ahsan iqbal
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PTI walay form 45 dikha rahe hain.
Noon league wale Abhi b Nawaz Sharif ka x-ray dikha rahe hain gaand ka aur keh rahe hain saaday babay de dil vich soorakh aey.
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😢😢😢
Dude did a 12 tweet thread to just say
'Please mere abu ko kuch mat kaho'.
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As real as your stories
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This! Ye teacher assessed grades ameeron k chonchlay hain majority k paas ye sahoolat nh hai. Litar parre hon inko aqal thikane aajaye in bacho ki b aur jibby warrior ki b.
Since we are an emotional and reactionary nation, all of us shared Jibran Nasir's MUN style speech full of rhetoric and lacking substance, but no one listened to what shafqat mehmood had to say
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Saeed ghani hota tau kehta opposition ne phainka hai ye sb
Please do not throw this garbage in sewer system.
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If this is recent , mosharaf should visit an emergency asap to rule out rabies.
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Inna lilah e wa inna ilaih e raajeeon
True story of one sehri at his shop.
Aik customer ne paaye order kiye lekin ussay boti pasand nh aaei butt sb ne gandi c shakal bana k change kerdi ussay phir nh pasand aaei jispe butt sb ne kaha "apni boti kadd k paa dawan"?
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You do look like a guy who would spell sikander as secunder
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Mian sb ko hamesha se hi jail ki wardi pasand thi
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