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Artist. Family historian. M.A. English. Storyteller. Coffee lover. M.A. History. Book fondler. Writer. Clean air lover. Climate concerned. She/her.

Texas, USA
Joined April 2013
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Heather Wylie
5 years
I’m looking for books about west Maui’s plantation camps and the Waimanalo sugar plantation. Any suggestions? #familyhistory #hawaii #maui #filipinohistory #honolulu #history #hawaiianhistory
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I am SO tired of having to figure out what's for dinner. I HATE HATE HATE meal planning. I had no idea that being an adult was endless meal planning.
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It looks like we’re having our third miscarriage of the year. Won’t know for sure for 48 hours, but things aren’t looking good. If you could think of us, that would be great. Our ER doctor told us not to completely despair, but he is not very hopeful and neither are we.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
Before my grandfather died I asked him for his waffle recipe. When I was growing up he made waffles all the time (and would take color requests: green,blue, pink, etc.). This morning I’m making my grandfather’s buttermilk waffles. Those peaches are also from a tree he planted.
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Oh, wow. I hate this so much. All of it. Every bit of it. Where is the color? Where is the stuffs?
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Minimalist interiors are so inspiring.
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@oldenoughtosay Myrrh carefully plotting against one of my ornaments
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Heather Wylie
28 days
I should *not* have to be worrying that my toddler (who is still learning about masking) is going to catch COVID or not at the freaking doctor's office. Masking should be mandatory in healthcare.
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Heather Wylie
4 months
My mom: I found some really cool stuff out about your grandfather on this neat website. Me: Oh, what's the website? My mom: An Unexpected Discovery! Me:...Mom. That's MY website.
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2 months
@PlastiqSoldier You can pay people to do this for me
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Heather Wylie
8 months
Huh. Weird. Almost like they shouldn't have restarted them.
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8 months
Almost a million additional people with federal student debt have had such egregious errors on their bills that the Dept of Education had to pause borrowers’ interest and not require them to make payments. Aidvantage, EdFinancial and Nelnet (+ MOHELA) have all made huge errors.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
@BernieSanders Do it then. It's weird to me when MEMBERS OF CONGRESS tweet stuff like this. If anyone can do it, it's literally you. Do it.
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Heather Wylie
2 months
@shaindelr I would agree!
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Heather Wylie
1 year
@OKWildlifeDept But what about the pronghorn? Who has horns but sheds them?
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Heather Wylie
28 days
Called the pedi's office, explained that our household is currently immunocompromised, and asked about air purifiers or what the hospital is doing to prevent the airborne spread of viruses. Their answer? You can mask. So, nothing. The hospital is doing NOTHING. Got it.
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Heather Wylie
8 months
@oldfshndanne My mom group is like this too. And everyone is blaming the flu, RSV, a “tummy bug” - anything but COVID.
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Heather Wylie
7 months
My mom had some visitors this morning!
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Heather Wylie
3 years
We’re official!
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Heather Wylie
3 years
Here is the waffle recipe and the pancake recipe if you want it. They’re delicious.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
Just a reminder Texas ladies - you have some religious freedom options if you need an abortion. I’m not here for this Handmaid’s-Tale-esque bullshit.
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Satanic Abortions are protected by Religious Liberty Laws
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3 years
My favorite @KngHnryVIII
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Heather Wylie
7 months
My friend's little boy has been in and out of he CICU at a large children's hospital and recently had to move to isolation because he caught COVID while in the hospital. Masking should be mandatory in healthcare settings.
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I just spoke to a mum who’s critically ill child has been infected with Covid for the first time at Westmead Children’s Hospital in ICU. Where she says they didn’t wear even surgical masks. @drkerrynphelps @psvbluemts
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Heather Wylie
2 years
My in-laws told me about the flu, pneumonia, and shingles vaccines they got this year. They won’t do the COVID vaccines because of what they’ve been told by Fox. So frustrating.
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Dan Rather
2 years
I will never understand the animosity over COVID booster shots and vaccines in general. Vaccines may have alleviated more human suffering than any other invention. So to all those denigrating science and medicine please get a life. And I mean that literally.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
@MyGeekBlasphemy The Book for me
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Heather Wylie
8 months
HUMANS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE SAD BEIGE LIVES
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Heather Wylie
3 years
My little sous chef
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Heather Wylie
4 months
He’s gone.
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Heather Wylie
1 year
My contractor just gave me this - he pulled it out of the wall. 1930!
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Heather Wylie
3 months
We found out we were pregnant the day my uncle died and we had so hoped this little individual would join us earth side.
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Heather Wylie
2 months
@TracyBeaucage I did this for a little while and used an auto number generator to pick the meals - but then got to where I was skipping the options 🫠 I need more choices for the generator I guess
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Heather Wylie
1 year
Using an image, show a movie you are SURE you have watched more than ten times.
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Heather Wylie
5 years
My boyfriend of over a year broke up with me today because he just didn’t feel connected anymore (I swear if I have one more man tell me they don’t love me like I love them 😠). I found this note from my grandpa when I was going through an old book. It’s quite comforting.
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Heather Wylie
2 months
@revisionstation We do that sometimes
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Heather Wylie
1 month
My grandfather made a stained glass window for my grandmother, and I am so happy to put it back in its original spot spot!
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Heather Wylie
1 year
@lifeattiffanys I don't like anything about this. This is all horrifying. All of it.
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Heather Wylie
8 months
What kind of trauma is it when you’re going to through something big, but don’t want to tell your family about it because you don’t want to deal with their feelings?
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Heather Wylie
7 months
@MamaSitaa__ I was really angry after we caught COVID. 4 years of trying to keep my family safe felt like it was for nothing. Those feelings lasted a few weeks. I still mask. I still limit who we're around. I know we need to avoid it as much as possible. It's lonely and hard.
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Heather Wylie
3 months
I'm going to the ER out of an abundance of caution. Crossing my fingers everything is ok. Sorry for being vague.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
@cspan @LindseyGrahamSC I feel pain whenever Graham speaks, but he doesn't seem to care about that.
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Heather Wylie
5 months
Well, here we go again.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
A Lisa-Frank-inspired whale. #sundayfunday
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Heather Wylie
4 months
Also can't get over why I have to write a paragraph on these fucking applications about why I dream about working for shit pay. Are you kidding me? Your pay range is $12-$15 an hour and you want people to spend their time writing a BS answer? I. Don't. Dream. Of. Labor.
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Heather Wylie
10 months
This is my dad’s mom’s little tree. It brings me so much joy.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
Oh, hey. Yeah, we’re doing this thing 😁
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Heather Wylie
4 months
What could go wrong! ...wait.
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NEW: Private corporations are buying up public water and sewer systems. Then people's bills skyrocket. In Pennsylvania communities are fighting back — and rejecting the privatization of water.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
🎶“Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race” 🎶 World, meet Harrison Wayne Knappe Born: 8-10-22 This pregnancy was the best secret we’ve ever kept.
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Heather Wylie
5 months
Ridiculous
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Heather Wylie
8 months
@PleaseSavemich I’ve become the “fringe friend” and it makes me really sad. I used to be the “connector” friend that set up gatherings. Now, interactions feel really limited because I’m the only one still coviding.
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Heather Wylie
6 months
@tweetjjtweet Many public spaces have done nothing to ensure the air is being cleaned - and we’re still in a pandemic. So, I’ll watch from home.
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Heather Wylie
5 months
I don't want to brag or anything, but I've made $3.18 in royalties so far this year
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Heather Wylie
7 months
Cool. More of this. Everywhere.
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David Zipper
7 months
Spain is banning short domestic flights where train service is easily available.
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Heather Wylie
3 months
I just got off of the phone with my PCP. If I didn't already love her, this would absolutely make me adore her. I've *never* had a doctor call to talk to me about any kind of game plan 1/
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Heather Wylie
11 months
This is a subtweet. If someone has died, telling their bereaved loved ones "remember god has a plan" is the flattest, emptiest condolence. If this hurts your feelings, maybe you need to sit with them. What's god's plan here? Devastation for a family? Don't do this.
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Heather Wylie
7 months
It’s our anniversary ❤️
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Heather Wylie
1 month
Successful toddler birthday is done (space themed)!
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Heather Wylie
3 months
My HCG has fallen. It’s done.
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Heather Wylie
11 months
Ok everyone - Frank (Frankincense) is officially ours. Feline leukemia negative. Approximately 2 months old. Back for boosters in a month.
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Heather Wylie
4 months
I am way too burned out to give you the answer to "tell me about a time you navigated a conflict with a coworker" in the application. Can't your AI just scan my resume and either move it on or reject it?
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Heather Wylie
7 months
My favorite is "it's everywhere." Right, so taking precautions makes sense.
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Heather Wylie
4 months
Great-aunt texted. Said my uncle seems to be transitioning - shouldn’t be too long now. I hate that we’re so far away.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
I'm looking for your favorite history podcast recommendations. What do you love listening to?
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Heather Wylie
3 months
@TsaiMeLemoni My husband’s coworker had a positive covid test last week and said the nurse at the clinic told him he could just go back to work - didn’t recommend masking or staying home. Why?!
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Heather Wylie
2 months
I'd much rather watch something like this.
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Unpopular opinion: everything about a drone show is better than a fireworks show. All the awesome, none of the dogs with PTSD
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Heather Wylie
3 months
I hate American healthcare
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Heather Wylie
4 years
@KevinMKruse We like this content
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Heather Wylie
11 months
Just my uncle casually giving me my great-grandfather’s WWI stuff.
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Heather Wylie
2 months
@AmandaGaBaBa Oh yes, that’s great too
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Heather Wylie
4 months
My mom can see them, but we have cloud cover and I’m going to cry
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Heather Wylie
2 months
Disrespectfully, I will never stop calling it Twitter.
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‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child
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Heather Wylie
2 years
One of my cousins is making straw-man arguments on Facebook about gun violence being over inflated like he’s Diet Ben Shapiro and I just fucking can’t don’t this with my family anymore. I’ve tried to maintain relationships with extended family for genealogy - it’s not worth it.
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Heather Wylie
3 months
She told us she saw our labs and was absolutely heartbroken. She's making a plan with the blood doc and coordinating with our OB so they're all on the same page as we move forward. Glad we're being heard. 2/2
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Heather Wylie
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@kingsrush I just keep telling myself that one day she won’t want to be in the tree anymore. That’s it. That’s my advice.
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Heather Wylie
4 months
It is RIDICULOUS that I have to create an account to apply for a job.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
@geoffpilkington It’s almost as if Kanye was originally removed from Twitter for reasons…
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Heather Wylie
2 years
Heirloom pictures today: Our wedding quilt, great-great grandma’s bread bowl l, my bonnet l, and my dad’s baptism gown made for him by his great-aunt that my sister and I also wore.
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Heather Wylie
3 months
Just a tiny little kitten doing what tiny little kittens do (screaming a lot)
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Heather Wylie
2 years
I just heard back from a tiny gallery and they’ll take my art 😁
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Heather Wylie
4 months
From my cousin!
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Heather Wylie
1 year
This is 35.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
@x3r0gxx @Patricia_Ann_E I had people tell me that they’d let me know how hard pregnancy was when I actually got pregnant because they didn’t want to scare me. It’s wild.
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Heather Wylie
3 months
I could really use some good vibes or prayers if you can spare some this morning.
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Heather Wylie
4 months
Donuts from my guys 😁
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Heather Wylie
3 years
World, meet Holly Adelaide.
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Heather Wylie
2 years
@OkieLibSherry @edokeefe @POTUS One recommendation I've seen is Telehealth, having an RX mailed to a state where it is legal, and having it forwarded on from there.
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Heather Wylie
4 months
Just found out my grandfather graduated with his B.A. in History (in 1936). I guess a love of history runs in the family!
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Heather Wylie
7 months
Being a Boomer must be incredible - able to take advantage of multiple systems and destroy the planet with no real consequences during their lifetimes. It’s almost 90° in February and the high today is 95°.
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Heather Wylie
7 months
Mother, you seem distressed. We help.
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Heather Wylie
3 months
Yard work = big hat, neck fan, and grandpa’s weeder
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Heather Wylie
2 years
Get ready for endless wedding spam because we got our pictures back and I’m not even sorry.
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Heather Wylie
6 months
If hims NOT baby then why baby shape? Hims baby.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
We got our engagement pictures back! I love them!
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Heather Wylie
10 months
I want to say that I've never had a cat like this before, but I think that's true about all cats.
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Heather Wylie
5 months
Very proud of the little dude - he's responding to his name, is going potty outside consistently (just a few accidents in the house), and comes when he's called!
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Heather Wylie
6 months
@k1llstreakz Seriously, just give me a little preview in the email. Tell me if it's lab results, an appointment reminder, or a billing statement ffs.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
Wedding dress reveal. My friends chose my dress and I didn’t see it until the day I got married.
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Heather Wylie
3 years
In just under two weeks I'm getting married. It'll also be the first time that I see my wedding dress. I have no idea what it looks like. I tried it on blind folded and two of my friends picked it out. I can't wait!
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Heather Wylie
3 months
The N U R S E in the ER last night told me "oh you have one of those fancy masks." No, friend. It's a KN95 because my N95 broke in the car. Then, the nurse said "It's smart to wear that here. There's a lot of germs." I know. Why aren't you wearing one, again?
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Heather ヘザー MSW 🐌
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I just can’t believe we got SO CLOSE to masks in healthcare being normalized and then even the medical community said ehhhh fuck it. Just straight up losers, I’m sorry. We could’ve had something so good.
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Heather Wylie
2 months
Back at it
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