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30+ izzy enjoyer. qpoc 🌈🙋🏾♂️ canon & non-canon ships alike. 18+ only please. 🦄⬅that's Izzy. sorry to any other fake unicorns.
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First Light Part Two: The Gold And The Rust (rated T, Izzy & others resurrection fic, ensemble WIP). 🔗 in next twt
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Izzy Hands dragging himself off his literal death bed, finding shot & powder to reload the gun Ed left him, & getting up on deck on one leg in a storm to stop Ed from killing the whole crew. Excuse me, I need a moment (I've needed a moment for half a day)
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Izzy being representative of old ways that need to be buried makes no sense when they spent 4 episodes showing he could change & be a healthy mentor & friend to the crew
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If I were to obsess over any of the kisses on S2, It would be this one. Calypso's Birthday you will always be legendary for this
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They hired a guy who plays the inherent eroticism of suffering really well & kisses dudes a lot & ugly cries on camera, so all I'm asking for s2 & 3 is that they let him go wild with literally all of that at least once
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That was not an accidental touch from sitting too close on Izzy's part, he really reached over to grab Stede's knee like wtf. "He left us both let's get back to the ship but first let me stroke your leg" bro. Bro
#ofmds2spoilers
You really can physically see him consider the pros and cons of rebound sex in his eyes here
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Will have longer thoughts but for now: deeply, deeply irresponsible to have "it's only suicide if we die" followed by the suicidal guy dying & saying he's ready to go.
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They didn't even let Izzy kiss a guy. You hired Con O'Neill and gave him NO men to kiss, episode 7 would've been perfect for that, what was the reason
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The real reason Izzy hates the Republic of Pirates is that everyone treats him like a dom & he's just like. He wants the leather daddies to rough him up & they just won't 😢
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They really put Con O'Neill on the queer suck n fuck pirates show & let him neither suck nor fuck. Killed him off in a way that did nothing for the plot. Were they afraid he'd suck n fuck too well? Did they film something & he sucked n fucked too powerfully? What was the reason
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Izzy's upper body is stacked because every other week he's angrily rowing a dinghy away from Ed, then sheepishly rowing back once it's been enough time for them both to cool off
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What are they gonna do to top "ooh daddy" in s2. What's gonna make my pause the episode & walk out of the room
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Recalling trying to explain Izzy multishipping to Con using general, rated PG language & he cuts in with, "so he's shagging everyone?" Yeah man. He's shagging everyone. God bless
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Izzy calmly being like "I love him" "he shot me" & "you're good for each other" in the same conversation, can someone please hold him while he cries I think he needs to cry or something
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This is about to be my whole personality actually
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"you're gonna stab me in the back right in front of me" was such a funny line though
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Forget "what if they kiss in s2," what if they fight romantically and tragically in the pouring rain. What if they're in love but Ed is still so hurt. What if Stede yields & tells Ed to run him through. What if Ed hesitates. What if he doesn't.
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Man's really doing whatever he can to console us.
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#ofmds2spoilers
controversial but I think Izzy's reaction to Zheng defeating Steak Knife makes me think he's a lil bi. That & his slütty hair when he went to Jackie in S1. I think he's got a type & it's "powerful & competent, someone he can follow," regardless of gender
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modern AU where Roach owns a sandwich shop & has one off-menu item that calls "God's perfect little sub" & anyone who orders it gets it delivered by a bastard man who's increasingly angrier the more popular it gets
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I feel like we moved on too quickly from the fact that Stede stole that plant from 2 old fishermen in a tiny boat. Like why did he do that, it was mean
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I need to say it again. Izzy Hands is full of love. Just raw, uncomfortable, deep love for anyone who gets close enough. He doesn't always make the right choice, but the love is tangible. I can't believe how beautiful it is.
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If you love Izzy now but didn't in S1, i highly recommend going back to S1 & both watching his face & body language, as well as paying very close attention to the info he has throughout. Keep S2 Izzy in mind & you'll see roughly the same guy in both, I think.
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twt fic 1/2
After the party, the crew talk birthdays. Izzy's quiet in the corner, sipping his drink as they chat.
Frenchie, ever perceptive, sees. "What about you, Iz?"
"Never celebrated," he says. It's not a lie; he's never celebrated because he doesn't know.
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At least Ed got to apologize to that door latch 😔 Helps both of them get...
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closure
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I think Spanish Jackie did the best job of turning poison (a bottle of poison) into positivity (a bunch of 💀 invaders, because she poisoned them)
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My man is just gonna show up in s3 complete with this sound effect & when someone screams & says they thought they'd buried him he's just gonna say "skill issue"
ok here it is.. collection of izzy unexpectedly popping up behind people without showing him walking in
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Look, y'all, I don't even *go* here, but. Izzy never had toys, working age 8, on a ship by 11. He's hobbling around clearing out Bonnet's things. Finds something plush, soft, unfamiliar but shaped like a rabbit with the name "Louis" stitched on.
He keeps it. He doesn't know why.
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So we're clear that Auntie would never have actually fallen for Ricky's clock trap, right. Like she would've had them tossed overboard & it doesn't make sense that she kept them except the story needed her to, they were too suspicious
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The show said "what if we introduce a bunch of pirates meant to be brilliant tacticians but they collectively become dumber than a box of rocks the moment the plot needs it" & then told the audience to be cool with that
"It's not that deep" lmao yeah I guess, I just wish it were
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I don't know what to do about the fact that Ed had room on his back for a full back tattoo while Izzy was covered in lash marks. I mean I do know. But also I don't know.
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New headcanon: Izzy got his green ring from the same man who taught him to sing La Vie En Rose in both languages
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Izzy being sweetly nervous & stiff when he started singing. Like or retweet if you agree
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Con and Vico actually have too much queer energy together. MadSam also has a towering amount of queer energy but the type that balances the other two. I can't explain it but you understand
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None of this shit would've happened if he'd just been allowed to send the boys
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The show: includes audio narration that says, "The officer gauges the crew, then notices Izzy's leg," as the camera pans down to his largely hidden prosthetic with only the hoof showing
Also the show: Pete in "sun's out 🔫s out" mode is just not questionable to the British guards
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Does anyone else still think about Izzy trying to thank Stede at the end of episode 3 & being ignored & left alone
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In case anyone was curious, the Max audio description of the scene where Izzy gets shot includes the description, "The officer gauges the crew, then notices Izzy's peg leg," right before Ricky spins around & says they're pirates.
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I think Archie really should just call Izzy "mom" in every fic. Not accidentally, not as a joke. He's mom now. She hasn't had one as a while so she's enjoying herself. He cries a little about it.
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the funniest thing about Izzy is he's all about a nice m*rder. The way he was like "woo!" over Stede taking out Ned with the violin & his happy surprise at Zheng taking out Steak Knife was so much. all you gotta do to get this guy is kill someone in front of him
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Izzy taking Wee John's hand and kissing him. Breathe if you agree
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I will say I'm kind of mad I can't cry over Con's brilliant performance bc I get distracted by like. Jim holding their hat then having it on, Fang moving positions etc. That's what makes me think the left side hit isn't a clue but a mistake. Maybe I'll be wrong but I've no faith.
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The fans who were like "that's a stim" absolutely won with this one, I think
#concon
i forgot to add that i talked to con about izzy's habit of flirting with candle flames and he said that wasn't scripted, that was his contribution
he didn't intend it to be a bdsm thing, he said it was a fascination thing, "like a kid"
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I know everyone loves the use of The Chain, rightfully so, but the use of Perfect Day was actually sublime
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The "can't I just send the boys" scene is so funny bc not only does Izzy not want to go to this dumb bar to find dumb Steve, all Ed has to do to get him to go is be like "but aren't you my little gentleman? I really need my little gentleman, Izzy" at him
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@noumenaughty
"run me through" "tell me to stand down" "put me in a collar" "make me call you sir" girl stop coaching him he said his body takes over in the heat of the moment & it will
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His whole plan was to manipulate Ed & Stede. Amazing antagonist tbh, dressed up like a drunk bro but CJ's mind was working *constantly*. Probably killed Karl by accident but still managed to temporarily make Ed insecure about who he was & whether he should be with Stede.
“Izzy sold me out.”
“No. He sold Stede out.”
Latest rewatch confirmed for me the unsurprising but still sinister fact that Calico Jack was messing up Stede’s name the whole time on purpose.
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Ed 🦴 Stede for the first time; it's gentle, sweet, & he sees a look in Stede's eyes that Stede happily tells him is love.
Ed realizing he's seen that look before every time Izzy's offered to black his boots, maintain his brace, or fetch him meals.
(Izzy, confused, denying it.)
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Wee John pulling Izzy into his lap & Izzy staying there comfortably is my Roman empire
#ofmds2spoilers
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POV you're an izzy artist. You got something nearly ready to post. You idly check IG & see Con's updated his story.
Your art's already there. A dusty forgotten ouija board in your room falls to the ground. The planchette moves, untouched, to spell:
".......
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slµt"
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Izzy acting nefarious in the throuple* like "if they're spitroasting me, they can't be fucking each other, check and mate losers"
*any throuple. all of them.
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the 56 year old man is posting thirst traps again
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Love how the show literally said "you're gonna see Izzy barely clothed & he'll have no more tattoos than what you see when he's fully clothed" & all the Izzy fan artists were like. "well that just doesn't seem correct"
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lmaooooo ok peepaw. That was a fear grin wasn't it.
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One thing I've been thinking about was mentioning to Con that I'd love if Izzy got a happy ending & he got this "I'm really bad at poker" smile & I remember thinking hmm. What does *that* mean.
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Max audio description also confirms the seagull that visits Izzy is Buttons
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pack intervention with distressed omega izzy canon
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"take your foot out of the tragedy—literally your foot—and put it back into the comedy" Con I can't believe you got away with that one
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My reasons for why killing Izzy would be dumb range from serious (crew dynamics, emotionally manipulative writing, impact of the drag ep etc) to even more serious (he's the "ooh daddy" guy. Who's gonna "ooh daddy" if he's dead? Will he be "Boo daddy 👻👻👻" guy?)
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Extremely funny, to me, that whatever back & forth the fandom had for over a year about what Izzy represents, the teaser was just like, "he represents horny. his rippling muscles are gonna glisten with sweat in the warm candlelight while the romantic lead watches. C u next month"
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What if Ed & Izzy don't get traumatically separated, what if Ed just drops him off at Stede's ship all "it's your weekend to take him, I've got shit to do"
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"do you want him or do you want me" + "it's about belonging" + izzy clearly protecting & hanging with the crew = Ed & Stede do the dog owner thing where they both walk to opposite sides & call to Izzy but Izzy goes to Stede with barely any hesitancy. it's awkward.
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Izzy Hands lives & the crew awkwardly has to pretend they like Ed while Ed awkwardly has to pretend he doesn't notice they hate him, all so Izzy doesn't get his heart broken. "See Eddie 🙂 They love you 🙂" And this dumbass truly believes it
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I know the "daddy" scene gets talked about a lot but I feel we need to focus more on that awkward, embarrassed little head shake that comes at the end
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"he loves Blackbeard so much that he wants him to find himself again" is my Roman empire now (🔗 in next tweet)
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That was Jim's new dad they put in the ground. The only father figure who ever approved of anything Stede did. That was Lucius's pop pop, whittling things & keeping hard candies in his pocket for him
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Anyway Con O'Neill was fantastic as
#izzyhands
& I'm so glad we got to see it, & so glad so many fans got to tell him so
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I know the behind the scenes stuff is meant to make me happy that it exists somewhere but I'm mostly just staring in disbelief. Why cut the boxers scene lmao
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I just think. Introducing a ton of Chinese pirates only to kill them en masse was certainly a choice!
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twt fic 2/2
Frenchie looks at Wee John. John shrugs & asks, "How about this time next year?"
Izzy's never planned that far ahead. But he looks around at them & feels something come loose inside of him.
He smiles slowly, nods, says, "It's as good a date as any."
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I think the thing I least believe is that Izzy's the brains behind anything. That's my perfect henchman. That's my little guy. That's my brawn 4 brains. Ed's my troubled genius & Izzy's his muscle. Ricky was wrongy & Izzy didn't respond because it was too silly for words.
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I've been underestimating the Rizzy height difference this whole time. I knew it was, but it really is was
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Con is SO small. He's so small! And Samba is so tall...! And so is Kristian...and Nathan. and Con is so small,
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the real winners are Izzy multishippers. today we feast
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"Got you all nice & dry by the fire. You can wake up now, Iz. Or are you still knackered? Coming back from the dead might do that to you."
(c0mm'd the wonderful
@toboldlymuppet
to draw a scene from the second fic in the First Light trilogy. 🔗 below)
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Piracy has always been izzy's community, we see it the moment he walks into Spanish Jackie's, & now he understands Stede isn't some interloper. He's a part of that community too. And Izzy's a part of Stede's community & he's gonna protect Stede & the crew (HIS crew) & I am FERAL
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This was the most violent thing the show has ever done or ever will do. Nobody watching this scene survived the secondhand embarrassment, this was a mass murder
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So glad DaddyPapi content was the first behind the scenes I saw
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Con saying "the people are hurting, they need 🍑" is really the greatest thing to me. What kind of bat signal was used here
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Con O'Neill shutting down NYCC 2023 you will always be legendary lmao
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They really said "we're gonna write Izzy more explicitly sympathetic so more of the audience understands him & if that doesn't work we'll just objectify Con O'Neill until opinions shift"
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Fang's "you were a dick, you didn't know it but here's why" vs Stede's "you're not a dick, life's a dick"...Ed, kitten, you need to leave that mediocre white man and go back to your candy maker fisherman daddy he could be real good for you
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"my ship kissed" my ship is a guy who knows the smell of his rotting former first mate & the guy who keeps his body on board long after the mutiny is over. they invented love. A golden retriever man is also there
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All I'm gonna say as an Izzy fan who'd already been hit with the frustrations months ago is that creating something really does help. Fic, art, cosplay, whatever. You might not be ready yet but when you are, try to make something for yourself. The canon's yours now.
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they are Married...s2 matelotage confirmed.....
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If anyone calls Izzy "Israel" in a soft tone, you will find me on the moon or perhaps on the rings of Saturn
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Izzy's unrevealed brutal history is my Roman empire
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Had to die because he had mad chemistry with both romantic leads. steddyhands real and denkins jenkins is its biggest hater. tried to prince ricky that shit but we've got AO3
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🧵Steddyhands that almost falls apart because Stede & Ed are idly making cute couples talk while Izzy's, idk, cleaning something, & Stede decides to ask him a silly question about what he likes most about being with them.
Izzy, completely innocently: "I get to prove my loyalty."
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Dave Bautista could play Izzy's new boyfriend who sweeps him off his feet by accident. He should be a shopkeep in a small town & Izzy should be on a forced vacation from his corner office at Piracy Corp. Hallmark Movie-fy that shit.
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Just imo & obviously I'm biased but I think Ed & Izzy quietly giving up BB together on the dock as they watched the fishermen, no violence just two old friends sweetly agreeing to move on, was the more powerful way to end that era. I thought that's what was happening in ep 7.
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Izzy insecure about his place in the relationship: great. Delicious angst. Beautiful comfort.
Consider the postscript: Izzy obnoxiously smug because not one but TWO legendary genius pirate captains want his ass both figuratively & literally. Lives smug. Dies smug. Haunts smug.
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If anything, all it says is that certain people can't change enough to deserve life & happiness, & it's terrible that they did that at all, much less with the older disabled queer person who bore a visible scar from a suicide attempt.
#ofmds2spoilers
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