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@umokklagoon
Joan Clayton’s Briefcase
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Homophobic cishet men getting humbled by gay men they didn’t think could fight is my favorite song
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@ZayQGTM Get checked & stop calling prostate exams gay 😐
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@bfromthesea All I’m saying is, I’d rather pay full price for my shit to look right, than to pay less just to look like a doodle book 😐
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@umokklagoon
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@munzacore90 Can you listen to the beginning of the video where the gay man said he was called a f****? Or are we playing dense today bcuz he’s gay? I know that if this was a ⚪️ person getting torn up for saying the N word, none of us would need to have heard it to know it was justified 💯
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@umokklagoon
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@hydratedangel She don’t look like a Hispanic Jennifer Coolidge to yall?
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@VersaceVenus_ Me: I think my period is about to finish 😁 The Tampon I Just Pulled Out:
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@umokklagoon
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@C43DTX Seems to be a lot of you bleeps theses days idk 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@umokklagoon
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@GoDGreez Then lil man should’ve watched his mouth. Maybe he would’ve gotten Hulk Smashed 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@umokklagoon
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@sloth45s None of those are specific to race at all, I don’t know if you know. It’s okay to do a little research before you tweet things pumpkin 😙
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@umokklagoon
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@Hibzster And I’ll do it again cuz she’s extremely racist as well. And to everyone saying “oh you live with her” I have disabled siblings she said I couldn’t see or speak to unless I stayed. But im out now lmaoo. And the button down def gives Steve Harvey/Stephen A Smith 💀💀
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@ohh_tmitch @Cocadami Because Suki is right forreal 💀😭😭 you can’t call me nasty and meanwhile you was tongue kissing a water bug on national television
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@umokklagoon
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@derekarnellx Nah they ALL FED TF UP fr 🫢💀
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@mrsalexsmith___ That look back at the camera, I KNOW HE TURNT HER EVERY WAY BUT LOOSE 🫣
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@umokklagoon
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@Etrouse Opened up his marriage cuz he wanted to fuck around… but he found out.
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@bainbridger1984 Thank you for your service ❤️
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@umokklagoon
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@ceciATL Y’all let me know if need to dig my father up to catch these lashings hunny
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@umokklagoon
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@YoungRhiz13 @ZayQGTM Not wasting time naming each instance where I’ve heard a guy say that. Your right it’s an awful experience, we go through anxiety & discomfort for mammograms & Pap smears that scare us. But I’m not going let someone turn this into a conspiracy against ppl who won’t go get checked
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@umokklagoon
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@earringdealer1 Nobody: Israel pretending to warn Gaza:
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@hydratedangel Jennifer Coolidge in Spanish Font 🧏🏽‍♀️
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@GoDGreez He still got what he deserved for running his mouth & trying to bully somebody 😘
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@heyyitsjanea Cuz why did this give me a stroke as I tried to read it?
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@sloth45s Aren’t you actually doing what you’re accusing me of doing? … Making a nasty generalization about black men as a whole? Or am I crazy? 😐
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@umokklagoon
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@aa_boston When Iowa went on that last little 8-0 run at the end and cut it to 5, Dawn was like
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@umokklagoon
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@kesleyalmanzar Call a Puerto Rican a Mexican & see what happens 😅
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@venom42724 @C43DTX The best you can do is call us Chimps & Blacks? C’mon, after centuries of racism and anti blackness you guys HAVE TO have reads stronger than that😭💀💀 What’s next? “Go back to Africa”? 💀😂🤣
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@umokklagoon
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@danaoneika Hunny that woman is fine, I’d move outta the way and let her score for the rest of the game if it meant I could come back home, okay? 😗
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@D0BAU @munzacore90 Yes, next question ☺️
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@xoraveen I’m not even being funny, like at all, but I feel like the democrats just depend on the black community to vote for them out of fear for how bad the republican candidate could be towards us. I’ll NEVER EVER be a republican, but I’m tired of the Democratic Party playing in my face
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@sloth45s Bro where are you jumping with this? I’m WEAK. A homophobe is a homophobe regardless of race. They’re ALL WRONG, nobody’s worse than anyone or better than anyone if they chose to pick on someone who was the same race as them or not. You made the assumption not me
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@postpunk01 @ZayQGTM I know ashes in a urn cant talk, but my father would beg to differ 😐 …. No shade
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@umokklagoon
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@indigouna I wanna fuck a lil…
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@_M4RS ….Honestly… considering how her ex treated her… Vanessa is probably an upgrade. …But again the bar was BENEATH hell 😐
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@umokklagoon
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@sloth45s You got triggered by your own statement boo. I’ll pray for you tho ❤️ Best of luck on your endeavors!!
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@pierrefleury_ I just turned off my automatic app updates. I don’t care if my phone catches fire! WE’RE TWITTER in this house.
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@ZoeRoseBryant Like she’s easily top 5, right up there with Megan Fox & Angelina Jolie n’ them, bffr
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@QueenOfTanking This is why I could never be an artist because this is about how much I’d move tbh
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@jiggyjayy2 70k is the new 50 😐, it’s actually sick
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@probablyatypo STATE OF EMERGENCY 😭😭😭
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@SaycheeseDGTL We have phones that use facial recognition to unlock and process payments. Wrap up this conversation already please.
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@umokklagoon
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@shaTIRED He know that inheritance is on the mfn way 💀😭
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@oscos It was the way white folks sobbed because they felt they finally understood us 💀💀💀💀yet the micro aggressions continued
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@Jordan_Milam Black girl here, and lesbian.… this is kinda crazy to say ngl
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@suebellaC I’m sorry but nobody in Scandal would’ve missed idc idc, unless they hired David Rosen to do it 😐
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@DonTheCreator_ This looks like The Suite Life of Hannah Montana episode lol
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@peafromthed I’m crying because her shorts are always well below her knee like she never left the early 2000s 😭😭
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@xm_muva Honestly you can still believe in God and not be a weirdo, but unfortunately some of these folks take it WAYYY to far when it comes to pushing their religion on everyone else 😐
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@BriMalandro Baby this bad bitch music
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@ElleLettMDPhD Notice how they didn’t even think about it, and we’re the ones effected still. That’s literally the black & poc experience in the LGBT community in a nutshell
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@lvhusk1e This is all I needed to see. Sis is fighting her inner self tbh
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@notoriousbabie Half the job posting advertised on there are always fake anyways 😐
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@Creat1ve Now who else said “insecure dick” with me? 🫢
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@ellexxgrant I was like
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@ZayQGTM Not him calling me sensitive & blocking ME cuz he getting ate up.
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Clinton Kane and his response to Brooke is classic gaslighting 101, address all the most irrelevant parts of the story & ignore the fact that you lied about your family being dead for sympathy & streams
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@vinabean @pray2mecca And going to WORK?! 🫢😭 Like they set us up forreal
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@0xAutismo Y’all treat weight gain like a terminal illness or prison sentence, and frankly I’ve had it
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@ExquisiteWill But she’s fine as f*ck so trust im always tuning in
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@darcangel21 Honestly this is the championship to me, like a dual championship game 😅
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@Splashystackss This is fire to me idk, yall just don’t like fun shit
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@sapphic_source I NEVER HEARD HER CUSS IN ENGLISH 😭😭💀💀 IM CRYING SHES SO FUNNY
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@_benjvmins_ Now I’m “selfish” all of a sudden even though I’m still out here doing for others, it’s just that now I’m setting boundaries and saying “no” when I feel like it 😐
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@WordsByKyle Me still bumping this song today knowing almost everybody on the record hates each other now:
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@SomaKazima I helped the girl I was in love with shop for her girlfriend’s Valentine’s Day present. …. So yeah.
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@potentformula “I WENT TO 8 OF YOUR GRADUATIONS AND YOU ONLY WENT TO 3!”
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@makeupbyshaniah This why I steal lemonade in water cups
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@TheBaddestMitch There’s literally NO other answer likeeee
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@chismosavirus That’s a nigga I catch the bus with 😐
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@whyrev Because Demi-
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Dear “I could never do that/ speak to my parents like that” headass folks, Y’all are not entitled to a full in depth explanation as to why the next person addresses their mom/dad the way they do. Nobody has to “justify” their side to you. You literally were not there 😐
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@heyyitsjanea The more I read the description… the worse the plot became. And GABRIELLE UNION was in it?
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@slowlyslide Categorizing giving birth as an injury is SENDING ME 😭😭
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@410VXYN @jiggyjayy2 He’s literally a fat woman? Like actually auntie shaped 😐 I don’t get it.
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@zamiradgf The really in the replies acting like $200 ain’t the equivalent of $50 in this economy with how high inflation keeps climbing 😐 You’d think she said she had an extra 5,000 with the way they’re trying to drag her
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@WBBWorldWide I hate how this will impact the Aces’s players, but I’m glad Dearica Hamby is getting some justice for what that organization pulled.
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@heyyitsjanea I got something she could bite
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@Luminary_Wings Skeeyeee to my pussy taste like Pepsi Cola 😌
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@Hii_ImToronto The grandma is the baby
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@yellowfier The way she lowkey broke the 4th wall to ask for help 💀😭
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@itsBTerrell The fact we can’t even say it without the Klan getting triggered 😭😭
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@LOVESlCKCHAESOO Wait y’all I did it 😐… a Meg & Mariah obsessed remix 😭💀💀
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@Brandivo THESE MY QUEENS THESE MY GWORLSS
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@artmuva I’m tired of y’all asking this question every 3 days like y’all don’t already know yall are top tier 😐
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AND ILL DO IT AGAIN! FUCK HER
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the way my jaw dropped djsnsjsisjsjsdn
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@durandbernarr As soon as that direct deposit hits all of a sudden I’m in Amazon check out 🫢
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@Felonious_munk Why did I say “Rice with a spoon”?
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@nollywoodstemme I guess we can skip over the fact that she posted this to address the way the military mistreated ousted her for being queer, AND we can also skip hop & jump over the fact that lots of black/brown kids enlist in the military bcuz they feel they have no other option financially 😐
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@thatgirlbamz She watching that Kehlani and Kiana Lede collab music video, and WE KNOW she listen to the Touch Me remix w/ Victoria & Kehlani
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@iampebblesss__ I’m not seeing enough “and that’s why I stabbed his as tf back” or “I got my brothers to beat his ass” in the quotes and replies. What’s funny? 😐
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@myndinthecloudz @HTime333 @Hibzster I liked because it was a corny dig tbh 😐💀💀💀
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@_Loneice @postpunk01 @ZayQGTM We joked like that up until the end tbh lol
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@beynevolent This is EXACTLY where I’m at 💀😭 I support her either way lmaooo
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@getlikerock I know you couldn’t laugh for a week 🫢
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@myndinthecloudz @Hibzster Damn girl what I do to piss you off that you came to two different apps to defend a racist and homophobe who intentionally married a s£xual predat0r for a husband? I apologize for making YOU uncomfortable
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@Missz_Jay Asking somebody who makes 40k to go half on a lifestyle you can afford at 180k is just diabolical. Everybody can pay since we’re both adults but percentages should be based on the individual incomes, not swallowing up the 40k person’s entire check 😐
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@umokklagoon
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Nobody: Angel Reese & Diana Taurasi during their first WNBA match up:
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@simplytomh Like this was so hilarious idc 😭💀
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@Puff_Iya I’m crying at how many think pieces were made about this 😭💀💀 and now we find out it was a lie
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@_bragei Closeted lesbians walking into their appointment wondering why they randomly got 70% percent off:
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@CashewAunt2 PLEASE SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
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@transvesdyke She started. I would beef with a 14 year old if she tried me idc, some of y’all need to learn early on that you can’t throw stones and hide behind buzzwords because people are dragging you
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