By Grabthar’s Hammer, I NEED an official @Hallmark Keepsake ornament of @TheOrville.

Now that ads have entered streaming services, I can see that they have been left unsupervised far too long. Who is making these things now?

This CEO murder has been making me think a lot about our justice system.

I feel like everything just needs to come in these colors and we could all just get along. @RTICCoolers. I’m looking at you @Ford Bronco.

@paramountplus Okay. I’ve suffered enough. Please give me a plan with no commercials. I feel like it’s the 90’s and I’m trying to rewatch Discovery.

@Doritos Important question; why do Doritos in Mexico taste like 3x better than the ones in the US? I’m glad for Mexico, but you know - I want that experience without booking a flight.

@Venmo Here’s the pitch: a widget for iOS that enables and disables my debit card.

@PrusaSlicer This is gonna be huge. Hey - while you guys are in there, make the infill pattern one of the “front page” items configurable right here…

My heart wants a good dog, but my schedule wants an admin assistant, chauffeur, delivery shuttle, and a mobile doctor.

Good soldiers follow orders.

@facebook @fbsecurity is there anything you can do to stop the incessant Phishing messages to business pages claiming our page has been disabled. Surely you can detect messages that meet phishing patterns and call in drone strikes on these parasites.

Somewhere, walking around on Earth, is the person who fought hard to make every website ask you about cookies. They are probably ruining something else right now. @googlechrome - how about a once-per-launch query that automatically applies your response to compliant pages?

No guy wants to be called “Sloppy Swish”, but you’d never know that by their haircut. @nbcsnl

Honest @MonsterEnergy flavor name : Scotch Tape. This is not a complaint.

I feel like whoever is doing PR for the moon is killing it. When I was a kid, we just had full moons.

@MicrosoftTeams need, not want: Secure ephemeral messages in teams for transmitting credential data. Not searchable, not logged. As a stand-in, paste should type clipboard contents when in remote control mode.

@facebook Are you folks doing anything about the ongoing cyberattacks on small business pages via messenger? @MetaNewsroom

@StarTrek Same here. If you guys wanna come over, let me know. I’ll smoke some southern style pulled pork and veggie lasagna. We’ll make Raktajino, and hang out by the fire pit. But maybe wait til it’s not 95F outside.

So maybe AI could read my office’s messages before allowing people to send and say… “It looks like you’re copying 40 people and need help. Does your company not have a help desk OR do you just like making people suffer?”

@taylorswift13 Hi. New listener here. Is “Betty” a prequel to “Leader of the Pack” by the Shangri-Las?