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Sam Smith and Burna boy??? I'm bout to call my ex while I zanku
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is your mum really your mum if she doesn't play her WhatsApp videos on loud while you're watching tv?
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*laughs in Bulawayo* 💀💀💀 you'll see the same people twice in one day kunge ma extras
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Ginimbi would never flex on us this tatselessly 😔
Happy client
@MudiwaHood
just received his BRANDED Towels from WINCOBRANDS thanks for the support. Vamwe vanogeza in style whats your style?
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Zimbabweans everyday on here talking about "it's our culture" whole time it's colonial laws
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I had told myself I wasn't partaking because I don't have a lot of faith in myself lately, but someone out of the blue suggested I do and that meant a lot to me, so here's my
#VogueChallenge
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I'm so glad I almost never see Shadaya's tweets on my tl, he's not muted or blocked my mutuals are just amazing people
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women are constantly raising men's children born out of the marriage anyways??? where's the outrage for them 🧍🏾♂️
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I hate that people think there's a universal Zimbabwean accent, I hate even more that they think it's *that* one 😭
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But guys is it wrong to put Mazoe orange juice in my fridge “water” dispenser🥴🥴
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straight zimbabweans talk about gay people and gay activities more than gay people do lmaooooo
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friday the 13th, scorpio szn, my birthday. does it get any darker?
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I still cannot believe you guys don't dance in your clubs 😭
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call Will and Jada weird all you want but their level of self awareness???? it is astounding to me
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Zimbabwean women: No you have to be hot
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it's so funny when Christians argue that it's not Western because Ethiopia. Are you practising Ethiopian Orthodox Tadiwanashe????
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"can't chase after you, I've got asthma"
ph. and directed by
@cozy_scott
co-directed by
@KingBillius
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My little brother: I'm happy today and I'm happy tomorrow
Me: how do you know, you'll be happy tomorrow?
Him: because it's my choice
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not being able to grow locs in most schools in a majority black country is very insane to me
Reading the hair regulations for some schools in Zim and its crazy to me how archaic and anti-black they still are
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him: my homie over there would like to talk to you
the homie over there:
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when I was a kid my dream was to adopt an Asian baby solely for the purpose of making them speak fluent Ndebele
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stunning gorgeous amazing never done before iconic dumb stupid one brain cell work
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matching tattoos actually make way more sense than names because they're versatile
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wait but why are you guys roasting the girls in the list like bazifakile? tread carefully your low self esteem is showing
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why do adults care so much about image and reputation? bro you aren't a celebrity you have nothing to lose except for your fake judgemental peers, chill
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there are NO ethical billionaires 🤷🏾♂️
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Will and Jada didn't force anyone to do as they did, why is everyone calling this "normalising cheating" if it works for them wena ungenaphi 😂
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just found out they spell oans like ohns in Zambia, I'm gonna be sick
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contra.
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oh and apparently I've been around the sun 19 times???
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"I've been your height, You've never been mine. Have some respect." 💀💀💀
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nah wait, his make up match her swim suit??? spell icon
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seeing as I won't be having new photosets for a while, here are some snaps
@themonthnd
took of me in February after a muse stood us up 🌚
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thick hair is nice until you're doing twists and it's not finishing
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but our police stations run on eversharps, counter books and weird vibes? 😭
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the blanket with the tiger on it always understands the assignment
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Nah truth is they probably just want him to catch all the smoke because he's currently the at the fore front. We didn't say ED must go, we said
#ZANUPFMUSTGO
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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cafe dates, gallery/museum dates, activity dates, shots at noon dates 🕯🕯🕯
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I just assume everyone here is 19 to 24 until they say otherwise tbh
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I can't believe they played John Cena on Blood and Water while Fikile was having a melt down
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this the 2nd uncle waffles variant I've seen today... kwenzakalan
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African parents really make you feel like you asked to be born not bc they really wanted you to exist bro
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no but how does Telone have virtually a whole COUNTRY using bad wifi, how is this even possible 😂
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the whole role models is so funny to me because people just decide, without your permission, to expect certain shit from you and that you'll somehow agree with their imaginary version of you lol WHAT
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idk who's been forgetting to cut our power but you're doing amazing sweetie
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I may be single come tomorrow but I'm attractive to more than one gender so I kinda won
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nigga think she timon and pumba
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why are you transphobic? is it because transmen's beards connect and yours doesn't?
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ft. ugly chunky twists
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I saw a white guy blasting amapiano from his tiny car and when we walked past he smiled gave us a thumbs up, most unreal shit I've seen here ngl 😭
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oh no, they forgot to turn the wifi off at the retirement home
Always forget a lot of yall are under 25, explains the idiocy
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