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they/them:) 🏳️🌈.Entitled Uppity African😘
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Joined February 2018
whoever was in charge of the water? i hope you got fired😭😭😭😭.
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i think this is the best BBL in history.
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her music may sound pretty but this babe be saying some wild stuff 😭😭😭.
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i’d rather submit a 7000 word essay than solve for x 😭🙌🏽.
I saw a tiktok of someone saying they prefer to write an essay than to solve maths problems & I have never heard anything more dizzy. 😭.
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unfortunately this would work on me.
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yes.
Are you going to leave every person who cheats on you ?.
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1h call with your dad??? my dad and i call for 30 seconds max😭😭😭.
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if we move too much, nail techs often restrain us with hand cuffs or some form of rope🙏🏿.
Guys is it possible for a girl to come back with hand cuffs mark from a Nail Salon ???💔💔.
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from little girlssss🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹.
when u hear "she's so pretty" as u walk past 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹.
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i hated every second of highschool but i haven’t laughed like that in years😭😭😭😭.
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he really loves being a dad, i haven’t seen him put that baby down 😭😭.
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‘asambe’ like a real South African 😭😭.
and gag the live she did
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debrief with the girls after a craaaazy night😭😭😭.
8. What do you find most beautiful about life?.
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those girls are the loves of my life.
Y’all still talk to your high school friends ?.
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global warming being rebranded as development 🕊️🕊️.
I think if your country reaches a certain level of development, God unlocks snow for you 🙌🏽.
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no need to be emotionally present when you’re financially present 😭😭😭.
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do you know what autism is or did you pick a random word?.
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I WAS A GIRL IN THE VILLAGE DOING ALRIGHT, THEN I BECAME A PRINCESS OVERNIGHT
Whoever wrote Sofia the first’s theme song ate fr, the vocals the lyrics the vibes, know it like the back of my hand till this day.
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this thing of being desired sexually and never romantically? washa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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my biggest fear is not knowing i’m pregnant and experiencing none of the symptoms and then boom on a random wednesday im a mother🧍🏽♀️.
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she can’t keep playing a grade 10 girl.
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being South African, this means something COMPLETELY different this side😭😭😭.
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knowing my mom she’d say this door only opens ka christmas 😭😭😭.
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when a man smells good i lose all my ability to think logically.
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how can we make her the president guys?😞.
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ebile it skipped 2002, went straight to ‘03 and ‘04😭🙌🏽.
Tender ya bo makoti ba ma 2k e tswile neh? 😭.
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at least you guys get heartbroken from relationships, others we are healing from di talking stage.
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my year starts in June, idk wtf was going on these first five months.
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you literally call our continent ‘the motherland’???😭 .nna i’ve never called Detroit my kasi pls✋🏾.
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my little cousin just told me her dad is cheating on her mom and skipped away😭.
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self proclaimed ‘nice guys’ really be the worst type of men.
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when you start making me feel like your fan instead of your mate.
25. When do you draw a line in a friendship??.
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i love it when my friends have pregnancy scares😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 premium entertainment😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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listening to someone speak their mother tongue is so attractive ngl.
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heartbreak sucks neh but getting hit in the face with a soccer ball in primary school?💔💔 still traumatised😭.
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especially when you didn’t ask.
Acts of service is definitely that girl. It makes me feel soooo good inside.
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gag is? she behaved after this😭😭😭😭.
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mntase let’s try again, what is a province?😭.
SA only has 3 provinces guys. Jhb, dbn, cpt.The rest are outskirts 😭.
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i’ll never forgive Summer Walker for making Session 32 so short.
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one thing about me? when i like someone? i will speak about them daily😭😭😭.
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please please please, don’t make me the ‘if only she knew’ girl. Please tell me if my person is cheating 😭.
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‘G’- Tswana .‘H’- Sotho.
I find it so hard to differentiate between SeSotho and SeTswana 😭.
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Pregnancy is the new pandemic, baddie after baddie is being taken out.
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Cape Town is actually the perfect city for mjolo, there’s so much to do via dates.
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i’m a horrible experience, please leave me alone🙏🏿.
Some people don’t wanna be with you , they just want to experience you.
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98,07% pass rate???? DURING A PARABOLA???? we are goated im afraid.
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when your coloured friend starts the story ka ‘come i tell you’>>>.
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my problem is i finish 2/100 things i need to do for school and call it a day😔.
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Guys please, if you ever see me tattoo someone’s initial or name on my body, call my father.
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i need a girls trip, laid hair, faces beat, tiniest dresses and surrounded by baddies😩.
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they do and they never heal.
Do gents ever get heartbroken?.
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my favourite part of high school was leaving❤️.
Grade you enjoyed the most in high school?.
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don’t you dare question the dragon warrior.
Still wondering how does this species survive in the wild.
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i actually can’t hear without the subtitles on😭😭.
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friends that hold your hand because you’re scared of crossing the street>>>.
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Show me your fav gym pic from 2024.
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i got the highest mark in the class for criminology? i’m that guy bro.
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only one group of people i envy in this world and that’s girls who can braid their own hair🥲.
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local man discovers what a genre is.
Album sounds like the same song over different beats.
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