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@ufmannn

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“This heavy Humanness”

In dire staits
Joined October 2013
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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RT @lidocaine_v2: I don't think we have an idea the amount of medical conditions that can run through families. Hypertension, Diabetes, Psy…
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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Steady decline
@The_HBMayana
Habibu Bello Mayana
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Which is the best Senate president in Nigeria's history? A- David Mark. B- Bukola Saraki. C- Ahmad Lawan. D- Godswill Akpabio.
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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Ka manta, suna sponsoring mass weddings da auren zaurawa
@Eslawal
Dr. Hard Guy
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Respect flyover and Ramadan feeding?
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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RT @Eslawal: Respect flyover and Ramadan feeding?
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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Guy. Not really friends, but I don’t think a month goes by without at least one classmate getting married
@dorombaby
theadiets🥙
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We’re really in the “my friend is getting married era”
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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@Traveler_06 @AhmadUsman__ I can tell from your bum faces.
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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@Traveler_06 @AhmadUsman__ Yes. I profile people before even seeing what’s in their account, and I am fairly accurate at it. If you see a customer speaking lots of turanci, it is likely e no get shishi inside hin account. Like you two bums.
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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😂😂😂😂
@RasheederhB
Rasheedah_Hamman
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Do bankers actually look at our account balance and laugh at us 🥺?
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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RT @ecomarxi: ‘Taking care of’
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Mr Neutrino
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@abwordsmith_ Even more effective than blocking
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Mr Neutrino
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Both are done out of love
@AhmedMadeIt
ahmed
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me with my daughter after I send my son to Dagestan in sha Allah
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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RT @Vhoyde: 40 years from now, the world will be lectured about this and everyone will pretend it was all someone else's fault.
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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RT @lokymann: falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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@JChinenyem I shall forever pray for his downfall
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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@alaminu_ Dan kwaya
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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I read this in his voice
@RpsAgainstTrump
Republicans against Trump
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“Friends” star David Schwimmer blasted Elon Musk for giving ‘deranged bigot’ Kanye West a platform to spew hate: “We can’t stop a deranged bigot from spewing hate-filled, ignorant bile…but we CAN stop giving him a megaphone, Mr. Musk… I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he identifies as a Nazi (which implies he wants to exterminate ALL marginalized communities including his own) or the fact that there is not sufficient OUTRAGE to remove and ban him from all social media at this point. Silence is complicity” Schwimmer wrote on Instagram
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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One of my job functions is supervising interns… the kain shege these children dey show me 😔 reason why i am glad Corp members can’t serve at banks and telcos anymore 😂
@whitenigerian
Mohammed Jammal
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Can we have a conversation about how Gen Z are not ready to work??? I do everything to give them opportunities but….😭
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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@intaa_0 He did eat with “imagine being loved by me” true 😂 a gem he is.
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@ufmannn
Mr Neutrino
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I hate that he healed right after
@MarcoGrandFleet
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐨
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Thank you Kuma for creating the most satisfying moment in one piece history
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