@StateFairOfTX Let's get this straight - person commits a gun crime while carrying illegally, and response is to ban those carrying legally? You're basically saying "We *hope* we catch all the bad guys with guns, because we're intentionally removing all the good guys with guns."

For all you amateur drinkers on Super Bowl Sunday, go ahead and put a big glass of water or bottle of Gatorade next to your bed right now. Trust me, you'll thank me and yourself later.

@NikkiMegaplaza Spoiler - it was me.

@SolomonKane1928 @BudLightSadness The F4 is literally a brick with an engine. But also yes.

RT @bryanrbeal: Imagine thinking that merely the ability to see where taxpayer dollars are going is a threat.

@NikkiMegaplaza

@not_1257 I was asleep. Sorry.

@tonyvarriale @Tim_Walz Who is he again?

Found my missing EDC pocket knife that's been missing for a few weeks. It was in my gym bag. So that tells you everything you need to know about my workout habits.

@vtimd @BryanCBingham @sunbirdbbq Always knew you were genetically inferior.

RT @bryanrbeal: This Super Bowl really is an impossible choice

RT @rickygervais: They're still not listening.

RT @HilzFuld: Donald Trump is a racist, a chauvinist, a homophobe, and a bigot!” So Kash Patel is about to be the first Indian to ever hea…

I'm old but I'm not phone in a holster old.

I'd still love an answer to this.

Flight rescheduled to tomorrow due to wind. Isn't wind how those damn things fly?

@NikkiMegaplaza Mostly misdemeanors.

@not_1257 Depends on how good you are at it.

@bryanrbeal Fake. CA plates only go to 7 characters.

@drjmetz @mikefoley Yes and yes.