Mongameli 🐐
@u__wandile
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Joined July 2023
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Hello guys, it's me Chris Brown. Computicket system is offline. Please eWallet me for tickets.
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what is your budget for november?.
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“Baby can you please give me my lip stuff” “Baby can you please pass me my bag” “Baby can you please charge my phone” “Baby what are we going to eat?” “Baby can you please open this for me” “Baby can you please put this in my bag” “Baby can you please get me water” Samkhumbuli.😭.
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Ojolayo abe Bhikhefuli.
How single are you?🤭.
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I just carried a phone call with a 10/10 with no personality for an hour
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When bro got dumped last year we had a braai that weekend where everybody shared their thoughts and going through what garbage this woman put our brother through… long story short they’re back together. Mjolo has no manual 😭
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I don't think women care about break-ups anymore, as long engekho pregnant. 😭.
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Bought myself a PS5 🥹❤️ my heart is full I can’t wait to get home now.
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This girl is so beautiful man. I can't believe she's my girlfriend.
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Y'all make baby showers so extravagant because you know there’s no wedding. 😭.
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Gents, Instead of buying a R900 worth jacket this winter, rather give your woman R895 and keep R5 for med-lemon when you catch a cold. 🙏🏾.
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POV: I’m your husband 🔥🧎🏾
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Not Mrs mom asking me why I’m broke. 😭.
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A "Side-chick" is a girl who's dating your husband not your boyfriend. Amantombazane ajola ne boyfriend yakho are not side chicks but they're also his girlfriends njengawe. Ukuthi wena waziwa ngumawakhe or uluka osisbakhe aksilo ilobolo lelo, uyintombi nje ene energy. 🤝🏿.
There is something I don’t like about main girlfriends calling our sides iy’febe.
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We seriously need to get married this tendency of sleeping next to laptops, phones and snacks has to end!!! 😭.
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''Babe I want to…''.FNB +R500.''Mara Wandile you can’t just.”.Capitec +R2200.
The audacity money gives you is disgusting and I want it.
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Started from the bottom… 💀
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Definitely my favourite sneaker in my collection right now.🥶💙
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@1Thu2 🎵 - And the hearts all over the world tonight.Said the hearts all over the world tonight. Ewallet for tickets 🙏🏾.
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@mosedi_ Well… Employee anonymous survey is is a tool used to gather feedback,concerns,suggestions and opinions from employees in the company and their “identities are kept confidential”.
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@LeestacxS Crazy because when she’s not around I miss all these things but when she does them I get tired ah yho! 😭😭.
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“Your boyfriend” is going to start a fight with you today ngabo past 7 because tomorrow he has plans with his girlfriend, He’ll be back though. 😭.
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@ThamiShezi5 " wenzan nobani lapho"."Just chilling alone in my thoughts"."Ujola naye?"."Ubani?"."Uma tots 🙄".
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Fav video of yourself? I need to cleanse my eyes🥺.
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I really want delete twitter but y’all ghetto and I f*ck with it!! 😭.
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Adidas x Bad Bunny 🥺♥️ .I want those shoes please.
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Finally!!!! You changed your profile picture, you’ve been sitting at Nando’s since 2019. 😭.
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@FrankOceansdye 🎵- With you, with you, with you, oh, girl!.Faka E-wallet phela isikhathi sihambile Bafo 🙏🏾😭.
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My phone is so dry l'm starting to think I am the person everyone said they'll cut off in 2024. 😭.
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January, you pretend to see life clearly, yearly. 🗓️
mi january dump go.
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“Hey babe” not to me bafethu, leAccount inokuya kwiModeration. 😭.
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@esihle_ndima … I don't wanna play no games, play no games.Fuck around, give you my last name. 🤷🏾♂️ Yabona manje Yimi lomuntu send the ewallet.
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I deserve a Goodnight text , but keh it’s fine sengilele. 🤷🏾.
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Ayikho intombazane emane ikujolele nina anikhiphi okweshumi. 😭.
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This month tried to kill us but we survived 😭. October photo dump 🤲🏾.
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@Bavu_Q I remember months back after telling Mrs mom about this survey, she said “please update your indeed profile, because that survey is not anonymous. ”.
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If you eat breakfast every morning i will just assume you got your life figured out. 🤞🏾.
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Ngizwa kuthiwa eClinic awsenzi lutho unga testanga i-HIV. 😭.
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@____justsihle “indoda must” yini awuna baba?.-loud chewing .-knows who is Major and who is League.-Negative booty.-Ghetto.-Plays soccer or any sport.-If ke majaivane, please don't embarrass me. -If thy typ lyk ths. -Always out with friends but you unemployed.
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The food 🍲 The Chef 👨🏽🍳
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Bought myself a PS5 🥹❤️ my heart is full I can’t wait to get home now.
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I had these Bad Bunny x Adidas at work today. 🥺🐇
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hope y’all had a good month. April photo dump 🤲🏾.
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“Ngikubona nini”.Guys bonanani nabantu enidle nabo.iBonus please!!! 🙏🏾.
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If I ask you to please make me breakfast and you fry the egg that was supposed to boiled and boil the egg that was supposed to be fried, we going to have a big problem. 🙏🏾.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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There is completely NO reason your phone should flash when you get a notification/Call. 🙏🏾.
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