tom schwartz
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#pumprules @bravotv #MN #FSU #LA mgmt RRevel @good -fear. com. Terrified of Twitter. check out our lovely whiskey 🥃 . @tomtom
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Running errands in LA with no mask the past few days- the bank, grocery store, etc. has the same feel of buying booze when you first turn 21. It’s legal but feels kinda illegal. Feels good
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HOLY SCHNIKES
#pumprules
is nominated for best reality series/franchise on the
@MTV
movie & tv awards
@Bravotv
vote! 🕺
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Life isn't all diamonds and rosè...but it def should be today. Happy birthday to our Queen! The one, the only
@LisaVanderpump
💎🥂
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It was a pleasure and honor to get to share one of the best years of my life with you. Much love. Ass steaks for all 🌹
#pumprules
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@takeyourzoloft
When I find bills in pockets or laundry , for no reason in particular I just put them on the fridge .
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Nooooo we are still going strong 💪❤️
Looks like Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz have split. That was fast.
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It's super risky but, one of these days I'm gonna have an opinion on here
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I spent the whole day being a whiny ahole so I'm shaming myself on Twitter. We got a new apartment!
@MusicKillsKate
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Thank you for taking time out of your lives to share in ours! So much love. Also, get you a man who can do both?
#pumprules
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Some of the flimsiest political theater I’ve ever seen. Thought I was watching the campaign with Will Ferrel
Trump just stands in front of the church and holds up a bible while posing for photos. He does not even go inside for a faux tour of the damage or make a pretense of having any purpose in going there other than to pose for photos.
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@scheana
@mrjaxtaylor
I KID. Love you Scheana &
#adam
. Thanks for watching the finale tonight everyone ❤️
#pumprules
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What you guys been up to? I miss you but not it. By it I mean twitt. Happy
#PrideMonth
🏳️🌈! Pumped to listen to New YE today. Maybe down by the bay, I just may. Don't think I forgot about you National olive day. Tapenade is a top 3 spread. Mayonnaise still sucks. Best, -t
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People should be < concerned with BS allegations against
@TomSandoval1
& more concerned about the origins of this pic
http://t.co/dnt3zBGecv
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Safe travels
@mrjaxtaylor
@BNCartwright
love you guys safe travels. I'll hold down the fort.
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Publicly shaming
@mrjaxtaylor
on his candy selections. You can't mix chocolate and sugar gummies together. Also, no candy 🌽 outside of oct.
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Commemorative t-shirts and hoody to celebrate TV land grand opening of
@tomtomweho
! Must cop. Portion of all proceeds goes to the wonderful
@VanderpumpDogs
. 🤝🍻
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#pumprules
Finale tonight! Who's in? Been a hell of a year! Sincere thanks to you for watching us on
@Bravotv
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Its time to make your declaration to the world. You are chilling today. Make it official. Sweaters and hoodies available now ! 🆕🔥ness
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Twitter is the least chill place ever. That’s why it’s more important than ever for you to get these new muumuus & seize your serenity. Your cloak of composure.
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Don't let this happen to you. Also, never ever ever have a joint bachelor/bachelorette party. Learn from our mistakes.
#PumpRules
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New
#pumprules
tonight on
@BravoTV
🥕🥦🥒! Veg out, snuggle up and watch with the lights on 😬
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Memorial Day essentials: Sunshine ✔️ cold
@CoorsLight
✔️Sunglasses? Luckily
@CoorsLight
new summer can doubles as sunglasses & you can get a pair of Ray-Bans too🔥
To get a pair: follow
@CoorsLight
, post a pic with the limited-edition can, include
#Sweeps
&
#TakeTimeToChill
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Part 1 of our wedding airs tonight! New
#pumprules
coming in hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock. Romance is real
@Bravotv
🤵👰🍾
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New
#pumprules
coming in hot! Part 2 of Miami. This is what 72 hours of bachelor party does to you in mia
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On this day 6 years ago
@MusicKillsKate
almost lost her life. Today, we celebrate her life! Show her some ❤️ today
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Thanks again
@KyleChanDesign
for designing the perfect ring ! I couldn't have done it without you
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The
@DailyMailTV
party was a success! Bit frantic leading up to it yes. Super special night for
@tomtomweho
thanks for all the
#PumpRules
love and even the roasts. Feels good
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Shout out to the ring girls who have been smiling for 3 hours, I've fell apart at the seams smiling for a 30 sec slate many times
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🍾🥂💣💥
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Tonight on
#pumprules
: heart, laughs, TP irony , theme fatigue, strange gifts afoot, Samurai swords ,regret , ahole mode (me🤦♂️) and much more
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A great moment in time that I would have never remembered had it not been filmed.
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