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@TwopTwips

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Please listen to my awful music by following โ€˜The Rocket Houseโ€™ on yer usual music platforms.

Holywell, Northumberland
Joined September 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Iโ€™ve got a new and typically awful song out now Not that it matters Does anything really matter? No Weโ€™re all just pointless bags of meat full of tribal hatred towards one another
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RT @Poppy_yyyyyyyy: If thereโ€™s one thing we must have learned by now itโ€™s that the British public cannot be trusted with this sort of thing.
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@Inevitablewest เคธเคฌเค•เฅ‹ เคชเคคเคพ เคนเฅˆ เคคเฅเคฎ เค•เคนเคพเค เคธเฅ‡ เคนเฅ‹, เคคเฅเคฎ เคงเฅ‹เค–เฅ‡เคฌเคพเคœ เคนเฅ‹
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@Akallabeth___ @cinecitta2030 Itโ€™s here - let me know if you set up a crowdfunder to get there, ya daft racist prick
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@benshapiro Why censor the word โ€˜fuckingโ€™ if youโ€™re so in favour of free speech, ya daft cunt?
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@elonmusk Is this the new MAGA motto?
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@darrengrimes_ You should start a crowdfunder for some therapy sessions
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@RandyWKirk1 @ANormalOrange @Acyn Is โ€˜spitballingโ€™ American for โ€˜talking utter shiteโ€™?
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@mikeedwards1979 @cllr_thomas @elonmusk @Nigel_Farage If you live in this country, at least try to learn our language
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@hawk_gym @ZiaYusufUK @elonmusk Yep itโ€™s lovely to see! Haahaaaaha!
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@TinaSpoon13 @elonmusk Itโ€™s delicious! Hahaaaa!
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@ANLOAPod @BigDirtyFry And Mr. Inbetween on Netflix, too. Classic Aussie humour. Iโ€™ll have to have a look at Fiskโ€ฆ
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@NicholasLissack @elonmusk Iโ€™ll happily chip in a quid for you to fuck off, like
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@TRobinsonNewEra Hahaaa! Happy Christmas ya fascist twat x ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ
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RT @ChadThomasUK: Remember during Covid, if you had family over for Christmas the police would show up and make them go home? Does anyboโ€ฆ
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@stillgray @ProfBrianCox I can say with some confidence that he thinks youโ€™re a twat
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@gracels @MAGALieTracker Speaking as the Reuters photographer who took the photo, I can confirm it is 100% real It was taken with a Canon EOS R6 Mark II, for those interested
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