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4 years
Dinner is set 🥰🥰🥰
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In what ever u do, Just take it easy…
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@Queenyetty1_ Mehn..any direction d knife goes 1 for beans or boiling meat 2. For suya 3. For egg sauce 4 for Abacha 5 for fried meat peppered sauce 6 is d special slice for corona virus antidote
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@Danysleek Na to start with dat pounded yam and Egunsi soup den add turkey with cranberry on ice, remove belt and start with d chips and lay the foundation with sausage. U doing well Man. Bon appetite
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@ProudlyAnioma @Ugly_femi @Tbillion40 The pros and cons of intellectual moaning, how moaning can help boost up ur IELTS score grade.
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2 years
@Ayo2ude 1.When she changes the complete car Gasket during over heating on d high way, changes car tyres and Engine oil. 2. Helping me beat up touts on d Street when we are attacked. 3. Defending d home when I am not around like me hearing my wife dealt with robbers dat invaded d house
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2 years
@Naija_PR After 4 days
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@ObajemuJnr @Datgreatnigga Haba...na onions sack from north
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4 years
@seguntomori Abuja traffic is mad tonight, was caught up. But I have dis to say. God bless u guys.Everyone must feel d heat. No pain no gain. Iyalaya sars/swat. Thank God food full car. Bottle to pee. I go soon on Netflix connect to auxiliary. #EndSWAT
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2 years
@xnoaee @therealfavour Most definitely, a professional is a professional regardless of muscle built
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3 years
After rubbing butt enlargement cream, and now the hand is growing faster than the butt
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2 years
@iam_kiddee Yeah true, just to play
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@benfil_ Lmaooooo
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2 years
@Addlin17 Shawarma 450k, yougurt 350k, Chicken suya 200k. Wetin remain again
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5 years
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7 years
@TheKeshKid Hahahaha....mass production in Shanghai, radio,USB charging options, Happy ending 😂😂😂
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6 years
@Bhadoosky @icetobi U can't even be dis playful with ur kids in Nigeria, Nepa will still take light in d process.
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3 years
@potam1304 If he doesn't agree, go spiritual
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@Pizzy_ander No gree abeg
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@twit_mide
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4 years
@iamnobodyex Tetracyclines 4 💊 pills, bitter kola 2, dangote salt 3 tablespoons, kasaprenko jalf bottle, get a battery jumper cable, connect one end to d negative and the other to positive terminal head, once u see or hear a spark ⚡️, job is done ✅
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4 years
tomorrow morning, I'll arrange travelling bag inside my car, sponge & toothpaste, hair cream, camp gas, 1 mud of rice, tuber of yam, 1 carton of water, noodles, 1 pot,rechargeable lamp, tissue, shoes, shirts for 3 days, blanket and mosquitoe repellant just incase. 🤣 #EndSARS
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2 years
@McCartney000 @ItsMisola Some of us can't even relate with passport visa stamp we are so used to Post Office letter stamps. Jesus help us. Chai
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4 years
5 years relationship ended becos of GENOTYPE. Na wetin u for ask on your 1st date be dat, but SUYA & YOGHURT wont allow you.
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2 years
@iAmAClipse @melvinstfu Half crate of eggs, tomatoes, bread and a tin of milo
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5 years
@IamEtubo We can work with your budget sir
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3 years
@sexy_oma_ Roll up d glass, disable passenger access to roll down dere glass, Low key fart and increase d AC. AC is known for preserving mess for a long period of time.
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4 years
Pounded yam, small chops, jollof rice now today Shawarma. I dont know if I am to channel my prayers for the protest not to end or not.
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6 years
@Bralettes_Bras @LLeoLa_ I thought d price range was from N210- 650 as in two hundred and ten naira. So it's actually N210,650
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2 years
@Gracymama1 No till 12pm Wuse Bridge 12:45pm Area 1 roundabout as early as 8:30am Wuse zone 7 RED ALERT till 2pm Gwarimpa 1st avenue after Traffic light anything from 1 till 4pm with Road safety. Maitama after bumbs 10am to 3pm except on Fridays Games village as early as 8am b4 round about
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5 years
@Misterkobz Just send her dis pix and say u want to quickly clean ur shoes for the date.thank me later, she will block u
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2 years
@iSlimfit 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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@theoloriherself @Oku_yungx She used Cucumber, sorry I Mean HUGE CUCUMBER, wen she was about to climax, d huge cucumber got swallowed up, straight into d belly, surgeons performed a quick evacuation of d cucumber in her tummy.
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2 years
@potam1304 @AbrahamAdadheAA All I see is Honda accord 2020 front view, bumper and headlight sprinkled with Toyota avalon 2016 rare view
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2 years
@the_beardedsina Wow I just sent u a Dm now, the link to d shawarma joint please. Do they do wholesale please? Your swift response will be highly appreciated. Warm regards.
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2 years
@potam1304 VIO no dey get fuel max 1 litre, u see that (FRSC)road safety Power bike na dem be the problem during high way chase especially that officer Ibrahim after Jabi, God will punish him
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I am now fully ready for the #EndSARS protest. Berger bridge 9am. We move. Chanting incantations neh djdnf fu DJnfbfhfh djndjs djdjdjd db
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@THERICECOOKER73 No bones actually 😀😀
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2 years
@Rinola_ If she has beards or moustache and someone dat can wash curtains or Suit
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4 years
@LaraTheLaw It's the Vitorr...mscheww phrototor kumfayakun sounds for me
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5 years
Coza protest live
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@Nifemi_99 Tope Alabi is just too gifted. Live performance sounding like studio mix #Shiloh2020
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@Sikowitz17 @adedoyinbetiku Hardwork and consistency 🤣🤣
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3 years
WHAT'S RUBY CENTRE,WUSE 2 SAYING TODAY. ITS THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EXECUTIVE MBZ LAUNDROMAT, FIRST OF ITS KIND IN ABUJA. EQUIPED WITH THE FINEST AND STATE OF THE ART MACHINES. TOP NOTCH LOUNGE, GAME CENTRE, EXQUISITE SPACE FOR RELAXATION.
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@Otuosoro_Ranjo 😀😀😀
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2 years
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU ALL... THIS IS HOW I AM PULLING UP YO WORK...
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5 years
@Pastor_CVB It does slightly but rolling down windows and driving on top speed gulps more fuel.
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@danielmarven All I see here is Chicken and st leaf 🍃, its good to go
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"9ja is d best place to live if you have money" don dey for filling station since 5am
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@flowzpam Yes bro
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@khanofkhans11_ Taking more dan 3 peicies of meat in d pot or frying 6 pieces of egg at once
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2 years
@lamideDahuns 1st thrust, removes large intestine, 2nd thrust, escavates the uterus
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4 years
@Able_Ka_ Lmao...I pray for dem to resume
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2 years
@floshylopez Na phone booth incase u want to make private calls when guest are around
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Lovely new mobile banking app interface @UBAGroup 🙌🙌🙌
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4 years
Cynthia Morgan add me to the conference call
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@Grachidex If he has cute nails like dis
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3 years
When searching your partners phone, are u looking for reasons to stay or reasons to leave?
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4 years
Pictured above is the only way to survive and keep ur car side mirrors intact without completly detached or scratched by Keke napep or Bikers committee when driving pass shoprite Apo axis.
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2 years
@GazetteNGR Camera man had one job, focus the camera on d circumference of the anus cavity and let's see the wikileaks
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3 years
@HeeroChima @Nekie_neka Awesome 👌....shin shu yamaha wing xang kawasaki fukou
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@ChrissieJide Check the back of his legs. If he has dis, be rest assured he's one
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@luvdolapo So painful 💔
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4 years
U didnt even for once thought about surviving d Corona pandemic, the only thoughts u could come up with was to hoard palliatives for the general public during economic melt down. SO MUCH GREED. Satan dey learn work o
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@AminuAbana @Postsubman So dis is how magun works, immediately d Penis enters d umunufukudum, d large intestine find it's way straight to the conjuring Zone derby forming wat is called truncated penivi interlocking reaction. Its advised dat d parties involved drinks alot of ribenna to ease pains
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@Billionaire1_ @_DammyB_ @ayo30bg @Munachim_ @_deronke @UnclebeeOla @funanyachukwu @UniqueFeranmii @max_sticks @cicileeah Wat of men dat loves d woman they are becoming? Please check ur DM Sequel to the requirements, I know & believe I'm the best candidate for this job. Attached are some of d jobs done in different countries from Monaco, Rwanda, St' kitts, Cyprus and Australia Warm regards
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@Ms_Azzy @Iam_ikjoseph @Tee_Sleek Clout chasing it is, wen i heard her say “it’s not pertaining to me but somehow pertaining to me, and words like SISTO, i just skipped d video
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8 months
@chandni_lish Thats semi finals to breakfast "A its not you, its me" early preparatory breakup rehearsal laced with a bit of cheating here and dere
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4 years
Some club bouncers dont have any respect, how dare u bounce a whatsapp Admin from entering the club
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4 years
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@MalwareSheriff @potam1304 Close to Apo bridge. Yes it is. Every Realtor in Abuja knows this but I can get u a duplex there for 20k a year.
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@Akossxo Imagine dat with fufu and a bottle of fanta with a chilled bottle of water
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