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Building for Android @paystackhq . I take photos and fly airliner simulations in my free time. This is a @moyheen Stan account. Not here.
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined July 2010
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It's giving Ekiti.
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130 employees, $9.1M in salaries, no product.
Prison. Everybody!
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Checked the value of the TransCorp shares my parents got for me as a kid.
TransCorp can keep it. They may need to buy a few liters of diesel.
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I’m now really really bothered about the lack of entry-level roles in the Nigerian tech ecosystem.
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Happy to announce that I'll be joining Google. I'll be working on the Android UI toolkit team as a user.
🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
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2 years @ Paystack today.
🥳🥳
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So, it looks like we need Glassdoor for Nigeria. Can’t be hiding under “Tech startup”, making loads of money, bragging about it but not be doing anything to make life easier for your employees.
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I just met a 9 year old developer.
He writes Python, has written a minecraft mod in Java, he's seen Perl before!
He's self taught!!!!
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Why FAANG isn’t AFANG is something I’ll never understand.
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So, it’s 2021 and Tems still hasn’t named a project “Tems and Conditions” or just “Conditions”
😭😭😭
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3 years.
🥳🥳🥳
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I've spent one year with these incredible people and today, I'm every bit as excited as I was on my first day.
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Android dev here. I can confirm this is true
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When Burna’s album drops, should I listen to it in the Aventador or the Model S?
These are the kind of decisions that keep me up at night.
😅
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No one was discrediting
@segalink
for all the work he's done. His team has been a part of how we got here. He's the reason some folks aren't stuck unjustly in prison.
We can acknowledge that and still be angry at the route he took yesterday. It was a bad look for everyone.
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Build it!
If it works, it'll be great for everybody.
We'll pay you for the service. You'll probably get very rich from it.
No come dey stress us with thread.
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Investors hand that money over with confidence that it’ll be used to build the business. The welfare of the people working on that goal IS building the business.
Treat your employees how you want but don’t be surprised when no one with substance wants to work with you.
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Nothing forces growth like a challenging real-life project.
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I'm searching for an Android dev in or willing to move to Abuja for a couple of months.
Kotlin experience would be great.
I'm working in a team here and need a hand.
DMs are open.
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Because everything you own is already in the box to the left.
I’ll see myself out.
Why does Chrome have "Close tabs to the right" but no "Close tabs to the left" ??
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It's a huge privilege to have the opportunity to work with every single one of the brilliant people at Paystack.
I don't take it for granted.
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Dear company whatever,
Just pay people well and make sure they're happy.
All these PR holiday trips to Antarctica are cool and all but they don't fix the real problems people have.
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Wizkid is doing something amazing!!!
It’s so great to see these great Nigerian artists in front of a 20k audience.
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Please!!!!! Allow auto-fill on the text fields in your login screen!!!
We use password managers now!
😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
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I do not envy people that are just entering the software dev space.
It’s hard right now. Every single one of them should be celebrated.
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Functionality: 120 lines of code
Unit tests: 450 lines of code.
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My work: Remote
My play: online
My protest: mostly online.
If the internet goes away, I'd have nothing to do anymore.
I'd become a jobless youth with nothing to do but enter enter the streets.
People like me plenty.
#SARSMUSTEND
#EndSWAT
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I just realized I don’t know how to talk about this day.
The thoughts are there but I can’t get them out.
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There isn’t an audit that will satisfy the people trying to smear the names of these women.
They’ve made up their minds and will bend everything to fit.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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This is the longest I’ve committed to any organization.
It’s not sheer will though. Everyone’s made it so easy. If I had to pick my colleagues, I’d pick these folks over and over again.
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He felt so numb.
He placed his computer on his skin and ran a Gradle build just so he could feel something.
As the temperature climbed, he was once again reminded that a (tiny) part of his humanity remained.
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Fight your parents from time to time. It builds better bonds.
Disagree, break and remake.
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It’s a valuable skill, knowing when you aren’t wanted anymore.
No need to wait to be told.
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@_busayomi
@ulxma
@orgasmdotng
It’s so easy for these people to justify their irrationalities to themselves because faith isn’t rational. Scared me to pieces.
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I just remembered
@iChuloo
's tweet about the difficulty of getting started with tech in Nigeria today.
Add this exploitation thing to the list.
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There are like 4 iOS engineers in this country. Am I right?
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Waiting for Gradle build.... As a future Google and Facebook Tech lead.
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If a new engineer can ship a fatal bug (that was reviewed by an Eng manager) to production, there’s something wrong with the whole setup at your company. It’s probably not the engineer’s fault and if you decide to scapegoat them, you never deserved them in the first place.
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I hit the jackpot with my current employer.
Somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good.
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You’ll think it’s only you working at night.
Somebody has broken staging. 😂
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A good friend David Kezi (
@daveed_kz
) just got his hands free and is looking for opportunities.
He's a great Web developer with amazing JavaScript skills.
If you're looking to hire someone with his skills (preferably in Abuja), please reach out.
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Andela Learning Community.
I beg you in the name of all that is good. Add an unsubscribe link to your emails!
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I'd like to try.
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@naatttttttttttt
@basedlightskin
@laskey2011
@IovexoIove
This thread has me believing in sanity again.
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Next year I’m so going to execute.
Nothing will block this guy.
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If you’re scrolling past this, here’s 2 mirror selfies🧍🏾♀️
If you’re scrolling past this, here’s 4 mirror selfies🧍🏾♀️
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Huggggge shout-out to everyone
@cowrywise
for building a product I've come to love so much. From web to mobile to even emails, I just want to keep using it.
I'm working on raising my own standards because of it.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@SubDeliveryMan
He who uses a fork to eat rice clearly does not know what hunger is. - Anonymous
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Get your sleep!
Someone's gonna write that code after you breakdown!
it just isn't going to be you!
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“Fuck a pandemic, come back to the office, everybody!”
What health insurance plans did you buy for your employees?
I doubt they’ll be any good considering the fact that you expected 5k to cover their internet bills when they had to WFH.
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Sorry to the Twitter employee that's had to review all the account's I've reported today.
Na the work wey we dey do to
#EndSARS
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How can you just wake up on Christmas Day and run 25KM?
Are you a car? Are you going to visit someone?
You know yourself.
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Tonight, I had SARS frisk me for the first time.
The whole time I was thinking about all the things that could go wrong.
Asked the officer to show me his palms to make sure he wouldn't plant anything on me.
They let me go after everything.
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@Uzochukwukwalu2
@k_bale
I understand wanting to have an argument about this but this take is just a deflection.
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